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Author Topic: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer  (Read 10023 times)

tommydski

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The exception is if you walk through a closed, locked door. If you succeed, you deserve a thread.
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One minute we're playing Mario Kart, the next my penis is in your mouth - it just happens.

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I came damn near close to doing that once.  Had a wicked bump on my noggin, afterwards.
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I walked into a door. It hurt.
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It was more of a dash.
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I ran full pelt into a glass door as a kid. It won. I got a bunch of stiches in my forehead and the door just got gently cleaned.
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One day ends and another begins and we're never none the wiser.

Ozymandias


blah blah blah no one would ever make a thread about me
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I don't like what you're saying here, man.

I mean, if you were right, that would mean everyone here could be different in the meat world from how they are on here. I mean, that can't be true right?

That....don't fucking say that.

I am basically the same on the internets as I am in real life, only in real life I am much less articulate and more likely to burst into tears than open my mouth, usually these things happen at the same time. Also, I hit people more in real life and I don't actually look like the abandoned house on top of a bridge.
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So wait, did Kieffer get a permanent ban or another temporary one?
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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How exactly did he kick out the door in one piece? It into the bathroom. It seems to me that that shouldn't logically happen. Maybe if the door opened outward it would make sense, but as it stands, it doesn't make sense to me.

Also, Jordan, I stand by my assessment that in-joke threads about people who aren't even technically relevant to the forum anymore are rather weak.
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I was hoping the thread would garner support to get him back because at least he said interesting things.
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There are some good and interesting threads at the moment though.

Since Kiff being unbanned is not going to happen, let's not waste a discussion on the relative merits of such an act.
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Yet another thread about global warming on the internet is not a good or interesting discussion.
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Yet another thread about global warming on the internet is not a good or interesting discussion.

There's also a threads about a feral child, the Olympics, Patriotism, the conflict in Georgia and a couple of sporadically interesting threads.

Since the forum is neither compulsory nor dependant on any subscription fee, feel free to locate a sponge to cry onto.
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Where is the Thread Summarizer? If he doesn't get his ass in here, I'll have to do it myself.
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Thanks for posting!

I know, I quantify your existence.
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Guys I have a confession to make:

Most of the people on this forum are sockpuppets run by me: Kieffer, Est, all the mods, most of you as well. In fact I'm only talking to one other person here.

Seriously guys, it'a magical world of puppets!
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Yeah yeah. Life is unfair - kill yourself or get over it.
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Life is unfair - kill yourself or get over it.

So great!
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I think it's Sarah Nixey isn't it?
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Wait, wait, I missed the part where people were talking about meeeeeee.

I made that thread back when I had less than 200 posts or something. And I like how everyone was basically burying me into the ground until Tommy came along and defended me and everything suddenly changed.... good times.


Also I'm not the other person, mwahahahaha!!!
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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So wait, did Kieffer get a permanent ban or another temporary one?

Permanent.  When he received temp-bans in the past he feigned contrition then shit-talked, so fuck that.


I was hoping the thread would garner support to get him back because at least he said interesting things.

Not going to happen.  I have a feeling he has a way of at least reading the forum at the moment, and perhaps had/still has an alt account he posts with in a manner at odds with his previous posting style.  To be honest if he does then I don't care and he can stay around.  I banned his main account and then kept banning his alt accounts because he wasn't getting the message that he was being a shit-head.  If he has an alt now where he is not being a shit-head then the point is moot, but I won't be removing the ban and giving him another chance formally.
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