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First I was afraid
« on: 28 Jul 2008, 01:59 »

I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #1 on: 28 Jul 2008, 02:15 »

lol
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #2 on: 28 Jul 2008, 02:20 »

what in the shitting dicks are you doing?
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #3 on: 28 Jul 2008, 02:26 »

Cake's version shits on Gloria Gaynor's.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #4 on: 28 Jul 2008, 03:15 »

But I spent so many nights



Thinkin' how you did me wrong



I grew strong



I learned how to carry on

« Last Edit: 28 Jul 2008, 03:23 by Lunchbox »
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #5 on: 28 Jul 2008, 03:20 »

Has he peed himself?
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #6 on: 28 Jul 2008, 03:20 »

I hope he has
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #7 on: 28 Jul 2008, 03:26 »

And so you're back



From outer space



I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

« Last Edit: 28 Jul 2008, 03:35 by Lunchbox »
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #8 on: 28 Jul 2008, 05:40 »

I should have changed my stupid lock


I should have made you leave your key


If I had known for just one second


you'd be back to bother me
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jul 2008, 05:53 »

Go on, now, go.



Walk out the door.



Just turn around now



'Cause you're not welcome any moor.

« Last Edit: 28 Jul 2008, 06:03 by Peet »
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #10 on: 28 Jul 2008, 06:42 »

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #11 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:28 »

'Cause you're not welcome any moor.

BOOP BOOP pun alert BOOP BOOP

Also, you should've illustrated that with a picture of Othello.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #12 on: 28 Jul 2008, 09:22 »

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye



you think I'd crumble



you think I'd lay down and die



Oh no, not I



I will survive

« Last Edit: 28 Jul 2008, 09:25 by Linds »
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #17 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:11 »

You know what, I'm going to post the lyrics to "Stagger Lee" in here real soon.

You just watch me.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #18 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:21 »

And now, I present to you a version of the old blues standard "Stagger Lee", as adapted and performed by the esteemed Nick Cave, and his Bad Seeds.

Notice - Harsh language follows

IT WAS BACK IN '32 WHEN TIMES WERE HARD
HE HAD A COLT .45 AND A DECK OF CARDS
STAGGER LEE
HE WORE RAT-DRAWN SHOES AND AN OLD STETSON HAT
HAD A '28 FORD, HAD PAYMENTS ON THAT
STAGGER LEE
HIS WOMAN THREW HIM OUT IN THE ICE AND SNOW
AND TOLD HIM "NEVER EVER COME BACK NO MORE"
STAGGER LEE
SO HE WALKED THROUGH THE RAIN AND HE WALKED THROUGH THE MUD
TILL HE CAME TO A PLACE CALLED THE "BUCKET OF BLOOD"
STAGGER LEE
HE SAID "MR. MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"
THE BARKEEPER SAID "NO, AND I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN"
TO STAGGER LEE
HE SAID "WELL, BARTENDER, IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
I'M THAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CALLED STAGGER LEE"
MR. STAGGER LEE
BARKEEP SAID "YEAH, I'VE HEARD YOUR NAME DOWN THE WAY
AND I KICK MOTHERFUCKING ASSES LIKE YOU EVERY DAY"
MR. STAGGER LEE
WELL THOSE WERE THE LAST WORDS THE BARKEEP SAID
'CAUSE STAG PUT FOUR HOLES IN HIS MOTHERFUCKIN HEAD
JUST THEN IN CAME A BROAD NAMED NELLIE BROWN
WAS KNOWN TO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ANY BITCH IN TOWN
SHE STRUTS TO THE BAR, HITCHIN UP HER SKIRT
OVER TO STAGGER LEE, SHE STARTS TO FLIRT
WITH STAGGER LEE
SHE SAW THE BARKEEP, SAID, "O GOD, HE CAN'T BE DEAD!"
STAG SAID, "WELL, JUST COUNT THE HOLES IN THE MOTHER FUCKER'S HEAD"
SHE SAID "YOU AIN'T LOOK LIKE YOU SCORED IN QUITE A TIME
WHY NOT COME TO MY PAD? IT WON'T COST YOU A DIME"
MR. STAGGER LEE
"BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA SAY BEFORE YOU BEGIN
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE GONE BEFORE MY MAN BILLY DILLY COMES IN
MR. STAGGER LEE"
"I'LL STAY HERE TILL BILLY COMES IN, TILL TIME COMES TO PASS,
AND FURTHERMORE I'LL FUCK BILLY IN HIS MOTHER FUCKIN ASS"
SAID STAGGER LEE
"I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU KNOW,
AND I'LL CRAWL OVER 50 GOOD PUSSIES FOR A FAT BOY'S ASSHOLE"
SAID STAGGER LEE
JUST THEN BILLY DILLY ROLLS IN AND SAYS "YOU MUST BE
THAT BAD MOTHER FUCKER CALLED "STAGGER LEE"
STAGGER LEE
"YEAH, I'M STAGGER LEE AND YOU BETTER GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND SUCK MY DICK, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU GONNA BE DEAD"
SAID STAGGER LEE
BILLY DROPPED DOWN AND SLOBBERED ON HIS HEAD
AND STAG FILLED HIM FULL OF LEAD
OH YEAH.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #19 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:35 »

and you see me

somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person

still in love with you
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #20 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:41 »

So you felt like dropping in



Just expecting me to be free



Now i'm saving all my loving



For someone who's loving me

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #21 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:56 »

What in the name of all things sacred is going on in here?!
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #22 on: 28 Jul 2008, 14:05 »



omg I didn't see this one earlier. Is this one for real?

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #23 on: 28 Jul 2008, 14:16 »

Obviously you don't spend much time on Yahoo! Answers.

This is far from the stupidest question I've seen there.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #24 on: 28 Jul 2008, 16:29 »

Man... thanks for giving me nightmares for the next three weeks. Foetuses are fucking creepy.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #25 on: 28 Jul 2008, 16:49 »

I think it'd be more effective if it was done up to look like Richard Nixon.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #26 on: 29 Jul 2008, 07:23 »

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #27 on: 29 Jul 2008, 12:48 »

the humble origins vampire-nixon-fetus, batman's least known evil nemesis.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #28 on: 30 Jul 2008, 02:34 »

Cake's version shits on Gloria Gaynor's.
The second I saw the first post, I was going to say this. I got beaten to punch pretty easily, I guess.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #29 on: 30 Jul 2008, 02:38 »

I will punch you both in the fucking face.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #30 on: 30 Jul 2008, 08:13 »

Now now, James, learn to control your anger. It's not good for you.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #31 on: 30 Jul 2008, 17:07 »

Fuck that. I want people getting punched in the face.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #32 on: 30 Jul 2008, 23:42 »

Now now, James, learn to control your sexual attraction toward 5-year-old boys.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #33 on: 30 Jul 2008, 23:55 »

Guys, as soon as the song ended, I expected this thread to just work it's way on down the topic list.

So...

Is this the real life


Is this just fantasy


Caught in a landslide


No escape from reality



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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #34 on: 31 Jul 2008, 00:03 »

This thread is still going on? Really?
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #35 on: 31 Jul 2008, 00:18 »

Only 'cause silly people keep posting in it.

. . . Oops.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #36 on: 04 Aug 2008, 03:13 »

Open your eyes


look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy,


I need no sympathy.

because I'm easy come, easy go,


little high, little low,


any way the wind blows


doesn't really matter to me


toooo meeeeeeee
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #37 on: 04 Aug 2008, 03:28 »

Mama,just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #38 on: 04 Aug 2008, 03:31 »

I like how that lady looks more annoyed than anything.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #39 on: 04 Aug 2008, 03:38 »

Man somebody had better post something awesome for "Mama, life had just begun" before I post a photo of childbirth.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #40 on: 04 Aug 2008, 05:00 »

But now I've gone and throwwwn it all awaaaay



Mama



Ooooooo


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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #41 on: 04 Aug 2008, 06:13 »

um...4 chan's /a/ take on the material at hand




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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #42 on: 04 Aug 2008, 10:18 »

It's OK, we're not that bothered.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #43 on: 04 Aug 2008, 10:40 »

Especially since 4chan is a scary place.

Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on,
As if nothing really matters
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #44 on: 04 Aug 2008, 10:51 »

Too late, my time has come.

sends shivers down my spine,

body's achin' all the time.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #45 on: 04 Aug 2008, 11:04 »

STOP

ALBINI TIME

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #46 on: 04 Aug 2008, 13:42 »

SIR YOU DID IT WRONG.
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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #47 on: 04 Aug 2008, 14:51 »

YOU KNOW IT'S MY ART



WHEN I DISGUISE MY BODY IN THE SHAPE OF A PLANE



I'M A BIRD



I'M A PLANE

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Re: First I was afraid
« Reply #48 on: 04 Aug 2008, 14:58 »

@posts 1-21: Thats what she said!
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