skymall has some amazing stuff too, but because there are hundreds of products on their website and you have to sift through a lot of things that are only kind of stupid i'll just post some of my favourites.
the clock that tells you only what day it is.
the sumo wrestler table that is kind of inappropriate and upsetting and makes you look like maybe there are some things people don't know about you, you know, sexually.
the toaster that can only burn really tacky holiday images into your toast and do absolutely nothing else.
this thing is not only an encyclopedia but asks you questions, like what you like and don't like, and also stores your friends' phone numbers and i think maybe it calls them sometimes. it's really just every definition of the word freaky.
this stuff is all really expensive too. like, every item in this magazine was way more expensive than i would have expected, much less been willing to ever pay. the toaster is something like $60 american. in order to make a profit and be able to charge prices like this, somebody's got to be buying this stuff. the question is who are they? once you start thinking about it you can't stop. you don't know who you're going to suddenly meet who seems really normal at first and then ends up having that toaster in their kitchen.
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