Topic: To beat or not to beat (Read 21957 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #100 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 03:26 »

HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN BOB BARR DOESN'T SHAVE FOR A WEEK

GRIZZLY BARR LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #101 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 03:34 »

OHOHOH What do you call it when Ron Barr places metal rods in wet concrete???????

REBARR!!!!!!!!!!!111!111!

Patrick · « **Reply #102 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 05:03 »

HEY WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS BOB BARR AND SHAKESPEARE

THE BARRD

Inlander · « **Reply #103 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 08:36 »

What sound does the machine make when you cast the wrong vote?

BOBBARR.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #104 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 08:55 »

What's brown, likes kids, and believes in laissiez-faire economics?

Pedobarr.

benji · « **Reply #105 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 08:58 »

Two men walked in to Bob Barr. The third one ducked.

0bsessions · « **Reply #106 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 09:25 »

Unless Barr were like clotheslining them or something, the third guy is still going to walk into Bob Barr, ducking or not.

"The third guy stepped to the side" probably would've worked better.

benji · « **Reply #107 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 10:03 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 31 Oct 2008, 09:25

Unless Barr were like clotheslining them or something, the third guy is still going to walk into Bob Barr, ducking or not.

"The third guy stepped to the side" probably would've worked better.

I thought of that. I decided to go more absurd, but thinking on it again, you might be right.

Toba · « **Reply #108 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 11:17 »

Okay I have a joke.

There's a repulican candidate who is really a fascist.
There's a democratic candidate who is really a socialist.
There's a libertarian candidate who is really a republican.

Oh wait it's not funny is it.
(or completely true)

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #109 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 16:59 »

Hmmmm... well, the candidates, as far as it goes, seem to be holding their party lines pretty tightly, all things considered.

Ballard · « **Reply #110 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 19:50 »

Is it just me or is John McCain an old dog barr-king at the moon these days?

Tom · « **Reply #111 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 21:46 »

I hear that Palin is barr-king crazy.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #112 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 22:15 »

Guys.

Guys stop it.

Spluff · « **Reply #113 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 22:19 »

Are you kidding? This is probably the Best Thread.

(well, barring the zombie thread).

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #114 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 22:19 »

Guys, Ally has spoken...

Or, should I say, Lunchbarrx...

Tom · « **Reply #115 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 22:40 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 03 Nov 2008, 22:15

Barr, Humbug!

Ballard · « **Reply #116 on:** 03 Nov 2008, 22:57 »

I have too much dignity to use the phrase "barr-ty pooper" in a sentence.

Patrick · « **Reply #117 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 00:27 »

Come on Gene, you're really scraping the bottom of the barr-el.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #118 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 00:29 »

Ugh, I think I'm gonna barrf.

Tom · « **Reply #119 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 00:38 »

I'm starting to get sick of all these no holds barr-ed style puns.

Patrick · « **Reply #120 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 00:44 »

Man I am hungry for some strawBARRies.

Slick · « **Reply #121 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 04:06 »

So man have you guys heard about chuck norris he's a badass.

Slick · « **Reply #122 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 04:11 »

Fuck it I couldn't resist.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #123 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 06:30 »

Is this thread about masturbation yet?

Patrick · « **Reply #124 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 07:06 »

Take a look at McCain's face there, of course it is.

Ballard · « **Reply #125 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 09:45 »

No Koeffer but some light-up taint pictures would help in rectifying the situation.

Tom · « **Reply #126 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 13:36 »

MASTABARRSHUN

Christophe · « **Reply #127 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 13:53 »

I feel like I'm posting in "I Like BARRRRR".

Lines · « **Reply #128 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 13:55 »

Ballard · « **Reply #129 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 15:39 »

Patrick · « **Reply #130 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 00:38 »

God I love that picture.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #131 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 00:41 »

I think we can finally put Barr to rest.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #132 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 00:55 »

What about President Barack...

OBARRMA

Patrick · « **Reply #133 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 01:17 »

Good god don't scare me like that

0bsessions · « **Reply #134 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 07:24 »

Personally, I would have gone with BARRack Obama, but that's just me.

schimmy · « **Reply #135 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 14:53 »

Why not Barrack Obarrma?

Ballard · « **Reply #136 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 14:59 »

Thread barr-ver.

Lines · « **Reply #137 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 15:20 »

Quote from: Jeans on 05 Nov 2008, 14:58

Barrack Hurrsein Obarrma.

Quote from: Jeans on 05 Nov 2008, 14:58

Hurr

Spluff · « **Reply #138 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 21:00 »

Damn it, you barrstards beat me to the Barack ones.

Patrick · « **Reply #139 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 23:18 »

Why don't you all barrn in hell.

jimbunny · « **Reply #140 on:** 06 Nov 2008, 00:48 »

I was going to make a joke, but then I realized I really like this show. Still, what do you get when cross a presidential candidate with a cartoon elephant?

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #141 on:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:01 »

Oh! Of course! I was trying to figure out for months why the name "Bob Barr" rang so many of my primal bells--"Babar" was one of those words I knew before I could put a sentence together. The fact that Googling "bob barr babar" turns up 3,880 results (including, evidently, references to a joke Stephen Colbert made along these lines) suggests that maybe I should have realized this earlier.

By which I mean to say that's barrfect.

Ballard · « **Reply #142 on:** 07 Nov 2008, 11:11 »

Man Babar was the cutest cartoon ever. Fuck yeah.

You people are barrstards for getting him caught up in this.

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #143 on:** 12 Nov 2008, 21:20 »

Babar: the movie was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

Who tailors his suits?

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #144 on:** 23 Nov 2008, 03:25 »

Why, he has a habarrdasher, of course.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #145 on:** 25 Nov 2008, 21:24 »

Quote from: tragic_pizza on 20 Oct 2008, 16:55

JoJo was

a man who thought he was a woman.

/halfway bump

Malek · « **Reply #146 on:** 28 Nov 2008, 16:46 »

i would advise changing the title,at first i thought this was a thread for "Fun" so to speak...

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