Topic: Epitaph (Read 7107 times)

Shaztastic · « **on:** 16 Feb 2009, 06:51 »

Inspired by todays comic in which hanners says her epitaph will probably be "she finally snapped, like we always knew she would"

what do you think your epitaph is going to be and what would you wish it would be?

mine is probably going to be something like "yeah, she was nice and boring"

i'd rather it was "she was one bad ass bitch, who kept everyone guessing till the end" or something similar

anyways gooooo!

JonSnow · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 07:07 »

"we tried telling him: humans dont fly, but he always wanted to learn by experience"

Rocketman · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 07:34 »

"When [Rocketman] saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 07:41 »

"When we last saw our intrepid hero "

Surgoshan · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 08:52 »

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the remains of a destroyed sinking battleship."

JD · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 09:02 »

"His insomnia finally got the best of him"

Thaes · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 09:03 »

"Huh, we thought he had died years ago" is probably what it'll be like. My ideal one would be something like "He finally found out the answer to the greatest of mysteries".

rofl · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 10:00 »

Straight from Slaughterhouse-Five, "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."

syshonblast · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 10:19 »

"And there finally endeth the arch-nemesis of egg yolk."

SilentJ · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 13:06 »

Quote from: rofl on 16 Feb 2009, 10:00

Straight from Slaughterhouse-Five, "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."

Everybody knows if you're going to use a Slaughterhouse Five epitaph, it'd be "So it goes." Just sayin'.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 13:28 »

"It turns out you shouldn't push the button marked 'Do Not Push'."

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 13:36 »

"If life seems jolly rotten,
there's something you've forgotten,
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps,
don't be silly, chumps!
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing! And

Always look on the Bright Side of Life."

eddie · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 14:38 »

I'd like my grave to be an upside down crucifix with the words 'lived by the sword, died by the sword' engraved upon it.

pwhodges · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 14:53 »

"I expect he did something, but I can't recall what."

cgarci21 · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 16:10 »

It would probably be "She was bright but she didn't apply herself."

My ideal would be "She walked in the stardust and her contributions to the human race will never be forgotten."

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 16:22 »

"Here Lies: (Real Full Name Here)"
"Social Security Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Driver's License Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Gun Permit Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Passport Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Mother's Maiden Name: (Real Name Here)"
"Father's Name: (Real Name Here)"
"Last lived at: (Real Address Here)"
"Also Known As: (All Aliases here, listed in alphabetical order with dates and purposes used)"

"That Which I Have So Jealously Guarded In Life, I Now Give Freely In Death."

"So That I May Be Immortal Through Identity Theft."

Damn, that's gonna have to be small to fit it all on a tombstone.

Maybe a bigger tombstone...or written all over the inside of my crypt or something.

Unfortunately, that's MY idea of an ideal epitaph. Unfortunately, mine's more likely to be: "Of all the ways we all thought he could go, even he didn't see this one coming."

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s0ck ninja · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 17:26 »

"No, It Wasn't Ink Poisoning"

out of irony, because I probably will die of ink poisoning like they all say.

Shaztastic · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 17:32 »

@ Mr. Skawronska : you win the prize lol that was the best one so far hahahah

est · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 17:54 »

"By the time that you read this I'll probably be dead"

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 18:20 »

"I can feel you standing on me."

JReynolds · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 18:29 »

I don't know about my epitaph, but I'd like people to say at my funeral: "Holy shit! He's moving!"

kanavazk · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 19:21 »

"Well, that was easy."

Christophe · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 19:46 »

"GET OFFA MY LAWN"

the_shankmaster · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 20:32 »

Either....

"Who?"

Or....

"Thank God she's gone."

I don't know which is worse.

unfringed · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 20:52 »

"I told them I was sick."

HappyGrar · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 22:46 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 16 Feb 2009, 08:52

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the remains of a destroyed sinking battleship."

BASTARD! And here I thought I would get in a good Royal Tenenbaums ref.

Hmm...

I think I would have the entire Incomplete List of Impolite Words engraved on my headstone. Or maybe, "I am now the frisbee."

Makaio84 · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 23:31 »

"Apparently, this will not make him stronger."

or

"Here lies [Makaio]. Or at least that's what they want you to think."

the_shankmaster · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 00:11 »

"Here lie the parts we managed to gather up."

Masterbainter · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 01:10 »

"the ones that loved him could no longer cover up the mass amount of corpses in his wake"

TheReaper · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 03:45 »

"He always knew it would end this way, but he kept trying to change it."
"And now he's dead."
"Wait, what?"

I am determined to confuse anyone who tries to make sense of my epitaph.

JD · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 04:00 »

"Well, we didn't know what else to do with the body."

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s0ck ninja

unfringed

Makaio84