This is, in no way, the funniest thing that anyone's ever said to me, but it's been cracking me up all week. I was talking to my friend Seth; he was in Chicago riding the L, telling me a story about something, but something more interesting to me was on TV, and I said "cool, but you're missing ____" (I can't remember for the life of me what it was.) His response--and he is the whitest man ever, and has never used this word before--"I got TiVo, nigga!"
It was funny enough for him to say it, but we have both begun taking that line out of context and using it in nonapplicable situations. Such as:
My roommate: "Aren't you going to go to bed? It's 3 A.M."
Me: "I got TiVo, nigga!"
This probably isn't the least bit humorous to anyone reading this, though. In fact, it probably makes me sound like an ass. And soon it will just become one of those inside jokes between friends that they pretend are still soooo hilarious, but theyboth really know that it's just stupid now and not funny at all, yet they still laugh at it.