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Could you please name my plant

Ultimate Dicksucker
- 16 (20.5%)
RAAACHELLLL
- 11 (14.1%)
Javier
- 14 (17.9%)
Meat
- 24 (30.8%)
Naked James
- 3 (3.8%)
Ganondorf, King of Evil
- 10 (12.8%)

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Audience Participation Please!
« on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:43 »



Have at it, any good name suggestions will be added to the poll.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #1 on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:45 »

Javier, lest that plant should wither and die from the embarrassment of such a name as Ultimate Dicksucker.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #2 on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:47 »

Naked James is cool.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #3 on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:47 »

Where the fuck is Audrey II? You people have NO respect for the classics :x
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #4 on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:47 »

Actually, I would hope the plant takes the title "Ultimate Dicksucker" with a modicum of grace.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #5 on: 04 Sep 2008, 18:48 »

RAAAAACHEEEEEEL!!!
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #6 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:02 »

Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:11 »

I would vote for Robbie's (and everyone would have to include "Founder of Wendy's" every time) but since it's not there Naked James is an appropriate substitute.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #8 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:25 »

Oh sorry was that a hint for me to add that to the choices?  Sorry Wendy's just doesn't sit right with me for personal reasons. 
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #9 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:30 »

i see your plant, and i raise you another.

his name is Prickly Dick

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #10 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:32 »

Ew
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #11 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:34 »

You have a problem with Richard?
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #12 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:34 »

FUCKING AUDREY II
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #13 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:39 »

Oh sorry was that a hint for me to add that to the choices?  Sorry Wendy's just doesn't sit right with me for personal reasons. 

Not a hint, just a suggestion. It's just a name I really like for something.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #14 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:41 »

Save it for your children
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #15 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:42 »

My plant is named Augustus. I made him a little Roman- style name tag that looks like this: AVGVSTVS

He is pretty rad.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #16 on: 04 Sep 2008, 19:55 »

I know somebody who had a plant named Robert Plant. 
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #17 on: 04 Sep 2008, 20:52 »

I would say Jim, but it isn't a cactus
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #18 on: 04 Sep 2008, 20:52 »

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!!!
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #19 on: 05 Sep 2008, 00:45 »

F. MURRAY ABRAHAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #20 on: 05 Sep 2008, 00:57 »

My name is David Dovey, and I fully endorse the above post.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #21 on: 05 Sep 2008, 11:37 »

You should name it Truck.

Oli's cat is called Truck.

So is my car.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #22 on: 05 Sep 2008, 11:55 »

Since you don't know she's a girl, how do you know she DOESN'T?!!?!!

Also, not really understanding the connection.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #23 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:15 »

Where are the naked pictures of me?
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #24 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:16 »

I think Tommy has them all stored away on his computer.

For reference, you know.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #25 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:21 »

I am trying to find the time when he made them all scroll across the screen but can't seem to find it.
Oh well.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #26 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:22 »

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #27 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:24 »

Bud.

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #28 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:28 »

Funnily enough "EEE" is the noise I make when people forget that I'm a natural lady

Eeeeeeee
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #29 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:50 »

J/K guy it's just a siren in the distance

People are oddly always mistaking me for a manly man, I think it's the name.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #30 on: 05 Sep 2008, 13:09 »

Katrina, as my friend named the cannabis plant in his window.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #31 on: 06 Sep 2008, 03:36 »

Your plant's name is either Quirk or Clarice.

Do you have any plant that could carry the name of Lou Bega?
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #32 on: 06 Sep 2008, 07:13 »

You should name your plant Meat.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #33 on: 06 Sep 2008, 19:25 »

I agree with the Audrey II suggestion.
Greatest thing -evar-.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #34 on: 07 Sep 2008, 01:22 »

No. Three.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #35 on: 07 Sep 2008, 01:45 »

I would have to say, the OP's plant is most definitely a "Dib."
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #36 on: 07 Sep 2008, 10:30 »

Okay guys, looks like Meat wins.

Plant's name is Meat.

Edit:
The name Audrey II sucks, don't name your plants that.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #37 on: 07 Sep 2008, 18:09 »

Now every time you address your plant, it's going to feel cheap and degraded, as though you were treating it as a piece of...erm, meat.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #38 on: 07 Sep 2008, 19:16 »

I would like to raise a point that everyone seems to have ignored: why the hell would you name a plant? I mean seriously.

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #39 on: 07 Sep 2008, 19:20 »

Because then when you talk to it you don't look as crazy, of course.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #40 on: 07 Sep 2008, 20:03 »

Okay guys, looks like Meat wins.

Plant's name is Meat.

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HEY TAYLOR

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #41 on: 07 Sep 2008, 20:41 »

The name Audrey II sucks, don't name your plants that.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #42 on: 07 Sep 2008, 20:53 »

If it can speak, it will name itself, if it can eat you, naming it after a musical is ill-advised.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #43 on: 08 Sep 2008, 15:27 »

Nominative determinism is a bitch.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #44 on: 09 Sep 2008, 10:33 »

alright:

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #45 on: 09 Sep 2008, 13:19 »

pwn
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« Reply #46 on: 09 Sep 2008, 16:18 »

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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #47 on: 09 Sep 2008, 16:39 »

Wow, hell of page break.  Anyway, to sum up -
 
Plant's name is Meat.
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #48 on: 10 Sep 2008, 08:24 »

Yeah, Meat.

Either that or Javier (after Bardem).
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Re: Audience Participation Please!
« Reply #49 on: 10 Sep 2008, 14:34 »

you should give your plant a cool title...like:

Meat, Destroyer of Worlds 

or

Meat, esquire
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