Topic: Hustler Presents: Nailin' Paylin(semi SFW) (Read 11048 times)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #50 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 18:41 »

The "Not Sarah Palin" blow up doll

Ballard · « **Reply #51 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 18:46 »

Jesus Christ, the puns on that page...

RobbieOC · « **Reply #52 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 21:06 »

Liz · « **Reply #53 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 21:10 »

The last line just makes it. Seriously.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #54 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 21:12 »

Well, those are the kind of things you gotta know if you're trying to get into politically themed porn, I guess.

sean · « **Reply #55 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 21:23 »

I read liz's post first then slowly scrolled up.

As they say on the internet tubes, ROFLLMAOLOLZHAAHAHAH

axerton · « **Reply #56 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 23:39 »

out of curiosity I just did a google search for Palin with safe search off it only took 20 results before it got to VPILF and 33 to get to Sarah Palin Naked I'm not sure how google prioitises it's searches but this says something seriously bad about the state of todays world.

Ballard · « **Reply #57 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 23:53 »

If I am correct, by "most linked to"

.. hahahahah

snalin · « **Reply #58 on:** 09 Oct 2008, 06:23 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 07 Oct 2008, 12:31

You should answer the call made in this thread.

Snalin Nailin' Palin. Writes itself.

MADE MY DAY!

Shakleton · « **Reply #59 on:** 09 Oct 2008, 09:04 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 05 Oct 2008, 15:06

JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?

PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.

JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?

PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.

(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)

PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

That is actually hilarious, I would so watch this.

gospel · « **Reply #60 on:** 09 Oct 2008, 09:20 »

And here I thought the title was going to be Northern Xposures.

RedLion · « **Reply #61 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 00:25 »

Quote

Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

This whole thread was worth it just for this line right here.

BlahBlah · « **Reply #62 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 11:38 »

Seriously, I would watch this film.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #63 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 11:56 »

Quote from: axerton on 08 Oct 2008, 23:39

out of curiosity I just did a google search for Palin with safe search off it only took 20 results before it got to VPILF

under comments...

Obamais666
Sarah Palin is way hotter than Tina Fey...and smarter
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 - 07:27 PM

Obamais666
Sarah Palin is way hotter than Tina Fey...and smarter

Obamais666

Ballard · « **Reply #64 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 13:37 »

sometimes I shed a solitary tear for the world..

ForteBass · « **Reply #65 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 08:58 »

But I suppose it would be perfectly acceptable if the username was "McCainis666"?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #66 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 10:23 »

Honestly I think what makes the difference is that there is not a precedent of people earnestly theorizing that John McCain may in fact be the Biblical Antichrist.

Ballard · « **Reply #67 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 13:21 »

Both would be completely inappropriate. What bothers me the most is the sheer fucking inability of Americans to stop gossiping and thinking up conspiracy theories and vote based on the issues (most of which are quite important at the moment.

Yet here, on the brink of an international meltdown, the best we can do is call Obama the anti-Christ.

pwhodges · « **Reply #68 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 03:30 »

Of course, 666 might be the wrong number anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)

Catfish_Man · « **Reply #69 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 05:10 »

Ballard: the problem is that some people (apparently) seriously believe that the rise of the antichrist IS one of the issues.

Inlander · « **Reply #70 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 06:47 »

I was thinking today that there should really be two presidents of the United States of America, with an election for each of them.

One would make decisions about health-care and roads and schools and all the domestic stuff. Only Americans would be able to vote for this president.

The other would make decisions about things that effect people outside America, like war and heavy industries that pollute the entire planet's atmosphere and all the things that the rest of the world has a stake in. Everyone in the world would be able to vote for this president.

So I guess my message is - America: either stop stuffing around with the planet, or let the rest of us have a say.

It was kind of a nice day-dream for a while there today.

I don't really know what this has to do with this thread much except to say that America, if you vote for a woman to be your second-in-command and who could potentially make decisions that will affect the entire planet just 'cause you think she probably looks good naked, then fuck you so hard. (But in a nice, polite "let's all be friends and try to do better next time, shall we?" way.)

Dimmukane · « **Reply #71 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 07:39 »

Man, I'm seriously getting frustated with living here. I really hope to get a job in some other country, so I'd have an excuse to not be here.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #72 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 22:22 »

More details have arrived, apparently the movie is already completely finished shooting. Thread gets NSFW after this point.

http://www.gramponante.com/2008/10/nailin-paylin-for-america.html

Plus, shots of Hilary and Condi!

RobbieOC · « **Reply #73 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 22:29 »

Meh, they could have found someone that looked more like her, couldn't they? I mean, there was a craigslist ad!

Christophe · « **Reply #74 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 22:56 »

There are about ten shitloads of DO NOT WANT in that hyperlink alone.

Johnny C · « **Reply #75 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 02:41 »

This is Hustler's revenge for The People v. Larry Flynt and it is being perpetrated on the entire American political establishment.

Christophe · « **Reply #76 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 04:32 »

Shame Palin didn't make one of her colleges Oral Roberts University, that would've been ripe for some punnin'.

Oh wait, the Craigslist ad said "No Anal". Never mind.

RedLion · « **Reply #77 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 13:53 »

Wow, this does not look even mildly erotic. Not in the least. I mean, obviously I wasn't expecting it to be, but that link is...puke.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #78 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 13:55 »

She really looks nothing liker her though. Though really, that's not such a bad thing.

JD · « **Reply #79 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 21:14 »

"Porn Valley considers itself very liberal."

Who knew?

gospel · « **Reply #80 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 22:42 »

I think I found something to make the public boners go away. Forever.

jhocking · « **Reply #81 on:** 15 Oct 2008, 15:26 »

downside: also affects the private boners

gospel · « **Reply #82 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 16:56 »

First minute of the movie (SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYRGjjvNoZ4

sean · « **Reply #83 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 17:06 »

oh man this is gonna be so hilarious. i can't wait.

Liz · « **Reply #84 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 17:15 »

Sean.

SEAN.

If I come to DC over spring break we should totally watch this. It won't be awkward at all.

Hat · « **Reply #85 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 20:18 »

"can I offer you a drink"

"no thanks, we are already pretty drunk"

I might have torn a ligament laughing at this.

sean · « **Reply #86 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 20:26 »

Quote from: Misconception on 19 Oct 2008, 17:15

Sean.

SEAN.

If I come to DC over spring break we should totally watch this. It won't be awkward at all.

oh man.

best plan ever.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #87 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 21:02 »

So there was a five minute part 1 on the right there, and I was all "ha! I want to see five whole minutes of this thing!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOcFnzm-EE&feature=related
and I got that

Actually, also: The first russian dude (with the plugs) is actually not bad for a porn star. This is suprising... he kinda looks like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #88 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 21:07 »

I had such a feeling that was going to be a rickroll.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #89 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 21:11 »

I never suspect it. I think I am slightly less of a nerd for having never come into it before Jeph rickrolled us in the news box.

De_El · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 21:29 »

Hah! That's brilliant.

Tom · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 23:18 »

The sex scene with Paylin and the Professor seems like a reference to The Decameron.

ZJGent · « **Reply #92 on:** 20 Oct 2008, 02:19 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 14 Oct 2008, 02:41

This is Hustler's revenge for The People v. Larry Flynt and it is being perpetrated on the entire American political establishment.

Yeah, I know, Johnny, that film was awful. But what's that got to do with this?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #93 on:** 20 Oct 2008, 11:41 »

Here's the entirety of the first scene. The swelling patriotic music after the facial is pretty great.

hxxp://rapidshare.com/files/155006842/whos_nailin_paylin_hustler.wmv.html

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #94 on:** 20 Oct 2008, 19:48 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 06 Oct 2008, 13:13

Don't click this link

You realize I could have you excomunicated for that, right?

BY the way, does anyone know if we'll be able to ren...

>never mind<

Patrick · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 Oct 2008, 03:34 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 20 Oct 2008, 11:41

patriotic music after the facial

in b4 "Hail to the Chub"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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