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snubnose

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Best ... dialogue ... ever
« on: 12 Sep 2008, 02:07 »

http://www.crfh.net/d/20010618.html

(Dave and Margaret kissing)
Dave: *sigh*
Margaret: Dave ?
Dave: Yes ?
Margaret: I've got an idea ...
Margaret: Let's take off our clothes and have sex !
Dave: Can I faint first ?

ROTFL :D
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #1 on: 12 Sep 2008, 09:06 »

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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #2 on: 12 Sep 2008, 09:49 »

How is this QC related at all?
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #3 on: 14 Sep 2008, 21:27 »

fail.
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #5 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:08 »

I prefer "Hah!  Ten drinks and your next one is go fuck yourself." from comic 710.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=710

That's for QC, non QC I'd go with "Time out called on account of naked chick." from sluggy freelance.  I'm fairly sure that's easy to top by XKCD, but all their good lines are the mouse-over comments, so it'd be a pain to find one.
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #6 on: 17 Sep 2008, 15:57 »

QC: "Thanks, but I'd rather not end up with my wang in a bowl of cold cereal" and "Another conquest? What am I supposed to do, plant a flag in her ass and claim it in the name of my wang?" (hope I got 'em right)

Non-QC: this http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/93/
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #7 on: 10 Oct 2008, 02:29 »

... theres mouse over comments on xkcd ? Oh.

I dont like that line much ... I prefer "I just have attained girlvana" or some such from one of the earliest QCs (must be between 100 and 200, somewhere) :D



I *seriously* hope this girl is *finally* getting over the loss of her previous boyfriend because he's really the bigges a**h*** possible

http://www.candicomics.com/d/20081010.html

Girl: *wants to tell the guy his new girlfriend is lying to him*
Guy: *interrupts* You're not gonna change my mind ! Time will be a healer, or some such, I guess.
Guy (thinking): She never stays angry for long anyway
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #8 on: 10 Oct 2008, 07:03 »

Fool, the GD thread is about the comic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT.
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #9 on: 29 Oct 2008, 08:07 »

Oops ? Right. This Forum is called "General Discussion" but its still about QC, apparently. Talk about misnaming a forum !

Can some moderator or something move this to the real general discussion, maybe ? Its apparently called "Sandbox" ... meh.

Anyway, found another really great dialogue :)

http://www.candicomics.com/d/20081029.html

You should love the ones that really love you back !

Wished someone had told that to me when *I* was a teenager. Would have saved me from SUCH a huge heap of mess ...
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #10 on: 06 Nov 2008, 00:50 »

Oops ? Right. This Forum is called "General Discussion" but its still about QC, apparently. Talk about misnaming a forum !
But it's the "General Discussion" subsection of "QC Discussion".
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Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
« Reply #11 on: 06 Nov 2008, 07:00 »

People with 194 posts that have been registered since July 2007? It's not an easy mistake to make if you read the other threads in this section and realize they're all about the comic.
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