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[APolaris]

I'd just like to say I'm very proud of QC for increasing by over 40,000 views in one day this imagery of a Captain Obvious Groovy Person accompanied by the hybridization of "Chacarron Macarron" with a coital sperm whale... and surviving. It seems that since "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" Darwinian theory has indeed strengthened our species.

According to Wiki, "The song was a crossover hit for Adkins, peaking at #2 on the U.S. Hot Country Songs chart, and reaching the Top 40 on both the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and Pop 100 charts." All I've got to say is... HOW the blue FUCK?! GAHHHHHHH! I can no longer bear to live in this world, where the talented are neglected, the conscientious flayed, and that... that MONSTROSITY is... GAHHHH... I AM TAINTED... (strips down, throws all clothes into an empty oil barrel, douses said barrel in gasoline, ignites and sits crying in the bathroom corner). What ever happened to that "Share your shitty goth poetry" thread? I need it right now.

I am now stuck with a desire to inflict serious harm upon our species. I was not given a chance; that video should have a disclaimer that says "Warning: listening to this song is known to cause grand mal seizures, uncontrollable projectile vomiting, and cancer of the soul." Seeing as how the world did not grant me this warning, it is now my lifelong mission to make this into the new Rickroll. Who's with me?

So that said, who else actually WENT there, listened to that bastardization, and posted those amazing comments?

[kifsteve]

new Rickroll.

I stopped reading there, ahh shit i still read most of it.

[the Goat]

I remember seeing the video on CMT a couple years ago. It is virtually a being in and of itself, that exists outside the realm of time or sanity.

[3Z3VH]

Hooey !  Shut my mouth !  Slap your Grandma !

[Trollstormur]

the youtube video

read the comments

[gospel]

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
Please Bypass This Heart
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

[imapiratearg]

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Oh man.  The most recent thirteen pages are almost entirely QC readers.

[imagist42]

Does that scare anyone else as much as it scares me?

[imapiratearg]

My favorites are the ones that essentially say: "GOD DAMNIT, JEPH JACQUES."

[Nodaisho]

Does that scare anyone else as much as it scares me?

Well, consider that he makes his living off of this comic. Most of the people that read it (like me) are probably freeloaders, but he still gets enough revenue off of the advertisements, donations, and maybe merch to live off of, so he has to have hundreds of thousands of readers. 13 pages is 130 people, right? That isn't really that much when you think about it that way. Heck, Gunnerkrigg isn't that big a comic, and after he linked to Stress, a page of comments were up within a few hours.

[Dimmukane]

My favorites are the ones that essentially say: "GOD DAMNIT, JEPH JACQUES."

I saw several spelling it Jeff, and died a little inside.

[Pyrofyr]

The average person is retarded, what do you expect? It's like 10% genius, vs 30% 'normal' person, vs 110% retards.

[Spluff]

Ooookay.

[onewheelwizzard]

The average person is retarded, what do you expect? It's like 10% genius, vs 30% 'normal' person, vs 110% retards.

This is probably the most hilariously self-affirming statement I've ever read.

[tuna ketchup x]

I watched the video after the comic came out (but didn't comment). It's a novelty song that people took to be a serious song, because a big country star recorded it. As a novelty song it's actually not bad. And I thought the video was pretty funny too. But the most hilarious thing is that people took the song seriously. That is great.