Topic: Which songs would you have sex with? (Read 38732 times)

billiumbean · « **on:** 06 Oct 2008, 02:13 »

If any song were to be totally personified into the gender of your choosing, which would you get down and dirty with?

Personally, I'm basically for having sex with I Only Said by My Bloody Valentine, because IT'S NOT LIKE HAVING SEX WITH TREE SAP OR ANYTHING, KAY.

Seriously, though, I Only Said is a SILF if I ever heard one.

CamusCanDo · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 03:20 »

Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.

What song? Every song.

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 03:24 »

Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...

Thrillho · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 03:34 »

'The World Is Filled' by Notorious BIG always makes me immediately think 'must... fuck... someone...'

Andrew Fleming · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 04:56 »

I would fuck anything by Daft Punk, definitely.
At first I thought this was a "songs to have sex to" topic. I had an answer all ready.

Inlander · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 06:47 »

Quote from: CamusCanDo on 06 Oct 2008, 03:20

Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.

What song? Every song.

Except for that one song that makes you want to fuck a mountain, presumably.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 07:53 »

Quote from: DarkAvenger on 06 Oct 2008, 03:24

Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...

I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.

I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.

michaelicious · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 09:34 »

So wait... Are you... are you saying that it's possible that I can have sex with people without locking them in a van?

IronOxide · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 09:43 »

Sex Bomb

Seven minutes of repetitive movement with no real conclusion.

Sounds about right.

johnny5 · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:07 »

something about feelings...maybe some crying in it

Metope · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:25 »

Edit: Nevermind, I realized my post was stupid.

LittleKey · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:34 »

any song from Brokencyde.

Liz · « **Reply #12 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:43 »

Anything by Okkervil River. That might be because I would do Will Sheff so hard if I got the chance.

But whatever.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #13 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:50 »

MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK

BEZERKER

pinkpiche · « **Reply #14 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 11:13 »

Pelican.

Touch Me Im Sick · « **Reply #15 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 11:42 »

Pictures of You - The Cure

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 13:32 »

I would have sex with "Peace, Brothers and Sisters!" by Colour Haze.

Also, "Powdered Wig Machine" from Desert Sessions 9 & 10, "Green Sky Green Lake" by Dead Meadow, "Star Shpongled Banner" by Shpongle, "Capsized" by Kyuss, "Tudor Moon" by Moccasin, "Spiders and Vinegaroons" by Queens of the Stone Age, and "Hit the City" by Mark Lanegan.

Broken_Drum · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 13:35 »

Blood Swamp by Sunn O))) & Boris.

A genuinely arousing song my friends.

Christophe · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 14:14 »

Boards of Canada- Roygbiv
Polvo- Virtual Cold

ashashash · « **Reply #19 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 15:03 »

Oh man, yes to My Bloody Valentine.

Also, Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada.

sean · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 15:09 »

The important question is what song would you give/recive furious dickings to?

RedLion · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 15:41 »

It all depends on what kind of sexin' you're talking about. Rough? Tender? Fast? Slow?

Crucial differentiations!

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 15:51 »

Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay

Quote from: David_Dovey on 06 Oct 2008, 10:50

MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK

BEZERKER

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK

billiumbean · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 16:49 »

Quote from: Jeans on 06 Oct 2008, 15:50

Man I would sex this song so good

I now need new pants. And it's laundry day. So damn you. Damn. You.

Be My Head · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 17:10 »

Sexy Results by Death From Above 1979

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 17:29 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 06 Oct 2008, 07:53

Quote from: DarkAvenger on 06 Oct 2008, 03:24
Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...

I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.

I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.

Yes actually, I take pride in my confined space skills.

De_El · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 17:34 »

I would probably fuck "Tick" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Lucretia My Reflection" by Sisters of Mercy, and if I'm feeling a tad kinky, "Fists of Love" - Big Black.

sean · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 18:55 »

Guys, furious dicking songs.

Like this one.

Staralfur · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 19:26 »

Bandwitch by Broken Social Scene is extremely erotic to me!

viper565 · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 21:00 »

I wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn)

WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDLEY WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

pinkpiche · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 22:08 »

Quote from: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 16:49

Quote from: Jeans on 06 Oct 2008, 15:50
Man I would sex this song so good
I now need new pants. And it's laundry day. So damn you. Damn. You.

Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"

Fishboy · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 22:28 »

Yes to my bloody valentine, Come In Alone would be brilliant, but I'd fuck the whole of takk.

Quote from: pinkpiche on 06 Oct 2008, 22:08

Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"

I just want him to leave my flat.

Edit: Banana Fish or Rock Society by Shonen Knife would be fun though.

Johnny C · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:01 »

Quote from: Jeans on 06 Oct 2008, 15:50

Man I would sex this song so good

holy shit my editor was showing me this song a few hours ago

internet and life collide

Johnny C · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:02 »

oh man the guitarist is totally rockin' the ted leo moves

Liz · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:07 »

Oh my goodness he totally is.

Also that video is frightening. So, so frightening.

michaelicious · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:19 »

The backup singer with the glasses is a stone fox.

squawk · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:35 »

Anyway!

I would have sex with the Bee Hives version of "Lover's Spit".

michaelicious · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:47 »

He taught me how to pray, and how to save my soul. He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock n roll!

Vouk · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 23:58 »

Of course Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

Carlyism · « **Reply #39 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 01:44 »

I'd fuck Winters Love by Animal Collective.

Inlander · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 04:32 »

Now that I think about it, the most fuckable songs are probably all by the Silver Jews. Maybe "Random Rules". It'd be slow and sweet and a little bit sad at the same time and romantic and it'd probably want to hug me afterwards.

Oh shit, Dave Berman, I think your sexy sweet music is emasculating me! And I think I love it.

Tehz · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 17:17 »

Almost anything by Broken Social Scene; maybe "Hotel" in particular.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 17:19 »

That new El Guincho record. Pretty much all of it.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 18:03 »

"Love" by Colour Haze. That song is sex.

kraemandrummer · « **Reply #44 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 18:29 »

anything by LSD and the Search for God

and anything by Sigur Ros...(I mean COME ON!!!!!)

Beren · « **Reply #45 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 20:56 »

I was going to say Lover's Spit by BSS, but that just sounds so.. odd, and sort of gooey.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #46 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 21:05 »

I was actually thinking that song. Except the version off of Bee Hives, where it's just Feist singing.

Also, if the song "You Are" by Built to Spill were a woman, I would fuck her six ways 'til Sunday.

Touch Me Im Sick · « **Reply #47 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 21:12 »

Pff oops I read the thread wrong. I failed the thread

Now that I read the damn thing, I'd do "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Hell, the whole Fever to Tell album.

öde · « **Reply #48 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 07:30 »

Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.

mikey_rocks · « **Reply #49 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 12:14 »

I would make slow, gentle, passionate love to Saeglopur right after I finished having a rough, whiskey-soaked, one night stand fuck with the entirety of Only By The Night by Kings of Leon (except for 17).

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