Topic: Which songs would you have sex with? (Read 38735 times)

Clintaga · « **Reply #50 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 19:53 »

I would basically get as dirty as is thermodynamically possible with "Appetite (For Lightin' Dynamite)" by Citizen Cope.

On this topic, I would probably hate-bone every song by Paramore, because although I can see why it's bad music, I want to get groovy with it on the regular.

gospel · « **Reply #51 on:** 09 Oct 2008, 09:14 »

If I felt like foreplay, probably anything by GSYBE (e.g. Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven... the entire album)

For Some reason Sleater-Kinney seems like a fun f*. Perhaps something like The Wilderness. If i'm in a dirtier mood that is.

Regular fun: King of Carrot Flowers Pt 2. & 3 (Neutral Milk Hotel).

Lions and Tigers (Asobi Seksu) - I figure it would be cute and innocent. I would defile it with vigor.

billiumbean · « **Reply #52 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 04:45 »

Quote from: öde on 08 Oct 2008, 07:30

Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.

It would probably tingle, like having sex with a back massager for a couple hours.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #53 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 07:43 »

Yeah, they're not inducive to fucking.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #54 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 10:20 »

But which Mogwai song?
Mogwai Fear Satan would be epic sexings.
Also, Wrong Time Capsule by Deerhoof.
Also, It's Too Bad... by SKWM.
Tommy, choose yourself a SKWM song. I want your sexings reasonings. Are you a wet firecracker or a tarnished angel?

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #55 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 10:28 »

I would have sex with (Nirvana's) Been a Son. It would be a tender, sympathetic dicking.

And The New Pornographers' Mystery Hours too.

öde · « **Reply #56 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 11:24 »

I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock

Alex C · « **Reply #57 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 11:33 »

Ladytron, Burning Up

It would be transcendent.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #58 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 16:34 »

I mentioned "Spiders and Vinegaroons" already but I'd probably have sex with most of the Queens of the Stone Age discography.

Kai · « **Reply #59 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 17:42 »

Merzbow - Music For Bondage Performance, Vol. I

Touch Me Im Sick · « **Reply #60 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 18:07 »

2 Towers by Lightning Bolt

The same thing over and over but still is awesome

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #61 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 18:09 »

Quote from: Touch Me Im Sick on 11 Oct 2008, 18:07

The same thing over and over but still is awesome

hehehe.

Inlander · « **Reply #62 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 05:45 »

So as not to wake the other person up?

Liz · « **Reply #63 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 11:09 »

Christophe · « **Reply #64 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 11:29 »

I ought to be comfortable enough in my sexuality to say I would absolutely bang the B-52s debut album. It would be weird and awesome. Kinda kitschy.

De_El · « **Reply #65 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 13:05 »

Boris' cover of "Flower, Sun, Rain." Slow and sensual, with a distinct climax.

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #66 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:13 »

Wait is it to have sex with or to?

Because to have sex too? Probably something by Arcade Fire

Christophe · « **Reply #67 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:17 »

I believe the topic is about songs you would copulate with.

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #68 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:22 »

Then I remain with my original answer, Miracle Mile by Silkworm... Or maybe something by The Hold Steady

David_Dovey · « **Reply #69 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 00:01 »

Quote from: öde on 11 Oct 2008, 11:24

I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock

Produce the ring, man.

Inlander · « **Reply #70 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 06:52 »

Oh man, hellooooo double-entendre.

Trashole · « **Reply #71 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 12:52 »

He is Legend- I am Hollywood.

Although I am not a big fan of the band, I'd totally DO WORK with it. haha
A lot of noise, yelling, threats topped off with pure arrogance... I vote fuck yeah, when we hangin out. haha

Yes, I understand that my last statements have rendered me to sound slightly masochistic.

VanHorneDog · « **Reply #72 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 00:53 »

The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

that or

Worried Down With The Blues by Gov't Mule (derek trucks makes me shudder in good ways)

Fishboy · « **Reply #73 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 03:58 »

Come to think of it, all of the Yellow Swans latest affair would be brilliant to fornicate with, Long, flowing, and likely chemically altered.

mfpole · « **Reply #74 on:** 17 Oct 2008, 15:24 »

I would have sex with this one
http://www.kineda.com/idols/song_hye_kyo/song_hye_kyo9.jpg

MrBlu · « **Reply #75 on:** 17 Oct 2008, 21:46 »

"Here In My Room"- Incubus

...

=D

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #76 on:** 18 Oct 2008, 11:35 »

The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"

Quote from: VanHorneDog on 14 Oct 2008, 00:53

The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"

billiumbean · « **Reply #77 on:** 27 Oct 2008, 01:01 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 18 Oct 2008, 11:35

The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"

Quote from: VanHorneDog on 14 Oct 2008, 00:53
The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"

No. It's either "Too Much" or you're boning a glass of water for all I care.

Patrick · « **Reply #78 on:** 28 Oct 2008, 03:55 »

"Black History Month" by DFA1979 would be something like that one girl in my grade 9 social studies class. I would also sleep with "Who Were You Thinkin' Of" by the Texas Tornados. I would thrust to the quarter notes played on Flaco's accordion.

Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.

billiumbean · « **Reply #79 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 22:50 »

lol 4 poster u think ur harry potter

Also, as a late late response the Mogwai discussion, I have to be specific and say that I would do Stanley Kubrick.

THE SONG.

baroquebleakbrutal · « **Reply #80 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 14:20 »

Quote from: Patrick on 28 Oct 2008, 03:55

Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.

That image is pure brilliant.

Ballard · « **Reply #81 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 14:51 »

Super-Sonic by The Brian Jonestown Massacre would probably be like passionate, completely unexpected lovemaking with the intense, charismatic, crazy drugged up hippie girl you see around occasionally.

Caspain · « **Reply #82 on:** 06 Nov 2008, 04:15 »

Everyone Else Has Had More Sexy Than Me - TISM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

OR

Lounge Act - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj0KeBxLy9Y&feature=related

baroquebleakbrutal · « **Reply #83 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 11:44 »

Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons. I like me some love making with varied moods...and that central guitar solo gives me huge shivers every time I hear it.

Fluxuation · « **Reply #84 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 12:46 »

I used to always say that if it was possible to fuck a voice I would fuck Kathleen Hanna's (le tigre) voice on "the the empty"

Dazed · « **Reply #85 on:** 14 Nov 2008, 17:36 »

I would make sweet, tender, passionate love to Ghost Love Score by Nightwish.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #86 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 19:22 »

I would fuck Free Bird.

billiumbean · « **Reply #87 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 23:56 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 15 Nov 2008, 19:22

I would fuck Free Bird.

I don't know if that very very long "solo" would cut it for you...

Lise · « **Reply #88 on:** 16 Nov 2008, 01:43 »

HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.

The progression of Tommy, Harry, and Liz's responses had me laughing insanely. Especially the pictorial representation of "OH. SNAP."

As for a SILF...

Oceansize: Music for a Nurse (kind of sentimental like)
Ratatat: Seventeen Years (I'd tap that)
The Faint: I disappear/Take me to the Hospital (and any STDs that accompany screwing The Faint)

Anything with Porcupine Tree ("Buying New Soul"!!!!), long solos, and guitar wailing... er, wanking.

billiumbean · « **Reply #89 on:** 17 Nov 2008, 21:51 »

Quote from: Lise on 16 Nov 2008, 01:43

HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.

Head-banger = Someone giving a blow job

Calaveth · « **Reply #90 on:** 18 Nov 2008, 06:50 »

If I could do the dirty with Boris & Michio Kurihara - Sweet No 1...

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #91 on:** 18 Nov 2008, 09:45 »

you might get AIDS

evernew · « **Reply #92 on:** 18 Nov 2008, 13:27 »

"Paradise City" would be like fucking a slightly trashy yet very hot Southern girl with a gap between the front teeth.

Funk Thompson · « **Reply #93 on:** 18 Nov 2008, 13:55 »

Johnny Walker - wouldn't know whether to brag about it or not until the next morning, and would further likely need a blood test, but it would be a damn good time.

Nuclear Man - would be like a viagra-fueled foursome with a blonde, brunnette, red-head, and an asian girl while watching The Simpsons episode where Homer turns a toaster into a time machine. Possibility of injury: Moderate. Recommend pre-game stretch and warm up.

Missed the Boat - I envision this as walking in expecting a massage and instead finding you've paid for a GFE.

Peaches En Regalia - she would wear you out then inspire you again then wear you out again then inspire you again... and again...

Florentine Pogen - some rich guy's wife out looking for real action.

Calaveth · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 Nov 2008, 01:22 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 18 Nov 2008, 09:45

you might get AIDS

It would totally be worth the risk.

CecilHelden · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 Nov 2008, 13:44 »

The entire Aladdin Sane album. Though if I had to choose one song it would be Time.

Christophe · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 Nov 2008, 19:34 »

I wonder what would happen if I banged a Tim Kinsella song.

andtakingnames · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 Nov 2008, 09:55 »

Rush- 2112 Overture

mmm drum solos

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