You'd got nuts hitting "Random" on my life. Khaki cargo pants every day, and my T-shirts are going to be:
Fruit of the Loom, black, gray, or white - $5.50 each at Walmart.
I do have some "specialty" shirts, though two don't get worn out often.
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Mall*Wart. I wore this twice back when I actually worked at Walmart on nightshift. 3 assistant managers actually read it. One just laughed and walked away. Another said, "That's pretty funny." The third laughed, but said, "You probably shouldn't wear that. A co-manager also passed by without even reading it; underlings aren't worth attention.
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Mars Exploration Rover. Possibly too nerdy to wear out, though I maybe should wear it again, just to say, "Yeah, those damn things are
still going!
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MST3K: Space Mutiny, though it's black, and with a different design.
- And of course,
Evolution Kills.
Warning: This apparel collection may cause extreme boredom and eyestrain.
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