Dear Secret Santa
Even though I dislike Twilight, that doesn't mean I hate the world. I like almost all colors, soft fuzzy things, videogames, cacti, octopuses, science, animals (but not too much). That doesn't mean anything about your presents, however. You could get me pretty much anything and it would trump what I got last year, in the 'People from the Internet' quota. Seriously, anything in a nice package would be beyond awesome. I would even like Twilight, because it precludes some thought into my sense of humor and the fact that I'm a teenage girl (its presupposed demographic), and of course, there's always regifting.
Thanks so much, and I hope that clears stuff up.