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Rap album covers
« on: 29 Oct 2008, 02:49 »

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This blog is basically nothing but obscure rap album covers.  Some of them are pretty amazing.  Here are some of my favorites ...

Lil Sin featuring C-Ordell - Frustrated by Death


Fila Phil - Tha Hustla Returns


NHC - Respect the Game (Boot Life)


Magnolia Shorty - Monkey on tha Dick


Geto Boys - Uncut Dope


CMP - Da' Game


I feel like this thread could be like Something Awful's Fashion SWAT except it would never end.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #1 on: 29 Oct 2008, 07:27 »

Sorry, those still have nothing on these:











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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #2 on: 29 Oct 2008, 07:42 »

Sorry, those still have nothing on these:












Or every Scorpions album cover.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #3 on: 29 Oct 2008, 07:43 »

I don't know man, that Magnolia Shorty one is pretty sweet.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #4 on: 29 Oct 2008, 08:15 »

I for one would like to see a remixed, blinged-out, possibly animal version of this:

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #5 on: 29 Oct 2008, 16:13 »

Hmm. I wonder if there are enough photoshopers on QC to do a "bling my CD cover" thread.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #6 on: 29 Oct 2008, 22:23 »

So... any particular reason that all but two of the rap covers had dis-proportionately large objects in them? Is that the fashion for all the hep cats these days?
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #7 on: 30 Oct 2008, 01:15 »

Wow, I really like the Geto Boys one actually.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #8 on: 30 Oct 2008, 08:00 »



No way, is that a window in the side of the ludicrously oversized boot!?  Nothing says HARDCORE GANGSTA like an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe reference.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #9 on: 30 Oct 2008, 10:48 »

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #10 on: 30 Oct 2008, 16:30 »

Big Bear is the man.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #11 on: 30 Oct 2008, 17:04 »

Words can't describe how awesome that Big Bear cover is.

Also:
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #12 on: 30 Oct 2008, 18:19 »

Doin Thangs

Oh man. So good.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #13 on: 30 Oct 2008, 18:31 »

Words can't describe how awesome that Big Bear cover is.

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #14 on: 30 Oct 2008, 18:47 »

Geto Boyz is obscure...?

Hot damn I'm way too underground.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #15 on: 31 Oct 2008, 04:41 »



Grape soda?  Really?
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #16 on: 31 Oct 2008, 04:46 »

That be purple drank
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #17 on: 31 Oct 2008, 04:49 »

I think I might've found the weirdest/most fucked-up ...

Crazy - Please Don't Kill Me

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #18 on: 31 Oct 2008, 08:10 »

Awesome Big Bear cover

I have this album on my computer, can mediafire it if anybody is interested. The actual album is pretty ordinary, but I keep it around just because the cover cracks me up every time.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #19 on: 31 Oct 2008, 14:52 »


Which is, if I recall, a callback to an old 2 Live Crew album cover.

I think that Crazy cover might be my favorite. And the best album name ever, as well.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #20 on: 12 Nov 2008, 10:25 »

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #21 on: 12 Nov 2008, 11:19 »

That irish-american rapping gentleman could not be less thrilled about where life has taken him.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #22 on: 12 Nov 2008, 18:43 »

Oh man, can you Mediafire the Bangers & Cash? I love Spank Rock.

And I'd listen to Seanessy just because JT Tha' Bigga Figga is on it.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #23 on: 12 Nov 2008, 19:02 »

That irish-american rapping gentleman could not be less thrilled about where life has taken him.

Probably because all those half-naked women in his house keep blocking his view of Monday Night Football.
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #24 on: 12 Nov 2008, 19:59 »

maybe the green goo Seanessy's been drinking rendered him blind

Here are some more gems I found on a site with a similar list...









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Re: Rap album covers
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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #26 on: 13 Nov 2008, 10:41 »

Amazing:

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Re: Rap album covers
« Reply #27 on: 13 Nov 2008, 12:21 »

Man, that one was amateurish compared to this beauty:

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