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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #200 on: 05 Nov 2008, 16:39 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #201 on: 05 Nov 2008, 18:03 »

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"Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.
Awesome.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #202 on: 05 Nov 2008, 19:05 »

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Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #203 on: 14 Nov 2008, 01:32 »

"hey, what's your favorite pick-up line"

"I Hate You (Because make-up sex is awesome)"

"I know I probably don't have a chance with you, but maybe you'll notice me now"

"I miss the good old days, when I could just walk up to someone like you and say that I think you're cute before taking you home to talk about how much we hate black people"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #204 on: 14 Nov 2008, 04:34 »

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"hey, what's your favorite pick-up line"

This seems like the sort of line that would actually work. I've never used a pick-up line myself, so I'm hardly an impeccably judge here.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #205 on: 15 Nov 2008, 06:34 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?


I would have, but decided that people must already know about it and even if they didn't, I might say something wrong in the post.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #206 on: 15 Nov 2008, 09:44 »

Their mouths taste like ashtrays.

"I heard smoking makes your mouth taste like ash" got me my first makeouts.

Her mouth didn't taste of ash, luckily.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #207 on: 15 Nov 2008, 09:55 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?

I've seen that link before, and I'm absolutely sure it was on here i.e; it was?
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