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Malek

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Look i need help.
« on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:22 »

Sorry for the not so witty name,but i need help.

My sister's friend was murdered today and a message of "Paybacks a Bitch" was written on the wall of the room he was staying in.

Needless to say my sister has been crying non stop and i dont know what to do.

Any Advice?
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #1 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:25 »

Look, this is a terrible thing that has happened, but this really isn't the best sounding board for divining the correct course of action in this instance.  We hardly know you and know even less of your sister, and while I am sure you are all lovely people that deserve happy and flourishing lives, we don't know how to direct you towards that.

That said, give her a hug.  She's your sister.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #2 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:26 »

Thanks for the Reply.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #3 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:27 »

Jesus shit, uhm. Uh. Give her a hug and hire a hitman?

(P.S. I agree with amper. This is not the best place to ask for serious advice on anything, really.)
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #4 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:50 »

Not the best place to ask for advice.
Really.
But I'm sure with something this serious, they'll be nice. Tell your sister I said for you to give her a hug and then give her one from you. Sorry about this.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #5 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:52 »

fuck yeah, i wondered when QC was gonna start doing ARGs


Okay, was there any ciphers left or pictures or discs or flash memory sticks?
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #6 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:55 »

Jeez. Give her a hug. Sit with her. Know that she's got some anonymous internet folks hoping she'll be alright.

That's terrible. My sympathy goes out to her and the friend's family.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #7 on: 30 Nov 2008, 16:06 »

Man, lots of murders in the world this week. I'd feel bad for your sister and the victim's family, but instead I'm just gonna have to settle for being pissed off at the assfucks of the world who have been killing people.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #8 on: 30 Nov 2008, 16:15 »

Thanks for the help guys,i'm gonna go try to give her a hug.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #9 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:35 »

Call the police.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #10 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:40 »

Hugs and comforting words and basic human interaction.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #11 on: 01 Dec 2008, 05:35 »

My sister is ok,and i am little dazed,reason for that is,her friend isnt dead...

Her other friend went to see if the body was realy his,it isnt,turns out was someone who looks like him....the key partwas that the REAL guy was on a Ship,about 6000 miles away....



My head hurts. Thanks for all your help though guys. Oh and Happy December
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #12 on: 01 Dec 2008, 06:42 »

whistle for a cab
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #13 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:25 »

and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #14 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:30 »

That reply + avatar brightened this thread up something fierce.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #15 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:35 »

YO HOMES, TO L.A.

Not quite, but a valiant effort, and it did make me chuckle a bit.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #16 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:53 »

You have Google and you still couldn't find the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song?

You should both be ashamed of your lack of internetting skills.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #17 on: 01 Dec 2008, 10:20 »

Man whatever I do not care enough about Fresh Prince to get the words right


Famous last words  :laugh:
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #18 on: 01 Dec 2008, 10:27 »

You must not have the Boy Scouts in Norway. You know what the Boy Scouts say? "Be Prepared"
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #19 on: 01 Dec 2008, 10:33 »

That is wrong because I know for a fact that Jens was a boyscout. I suppose he could have been lying to me but why would he do that?
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #20 on: 01 Dec 2008, 10:35 »

Jens and Jen are very similar names.

Just putting that out there...
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #21 on: 01 Dec 2008, 10:36 »

You must not have the Boy Scouts in Norway. You know what the Boy Scouts say? "Be Prepared"
Like I always said, all scout leaders are paedophiles*

(*Not true my scout leaders were awesome people and I think how adults are getting scared to be nice and friendly to a kid for fear of being called a paedophile is beyond a joke)
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #22 on: 04 Dec 2008, 14:42 »

I bet your sister still needs someone around.
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #23 on: 04 Dec 2008, 15:01 »

Oh will you now?
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #24 on: 04 Dec 2008, 15:19 »

You my numba one ho but sometimez a man needs a change of lan-scape.

That's right, Liz, he said FUCKING SHAVE IT
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Re: Look i need help.
« Reply #25 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:03 »

I hear people sometimes like talking to each other on the internet using some kind of "instant messaging" system. I eagerly await future developments in this exciting new technology!

Also, seriously, nobody's said it here? What's wrong with you all? Malek, I'm really glad your sister's friend's not dead. That's some pretty fucked up stuff to go through and obviously it's horrible for the friends and family of whoever the dead person is, but I'm glad it's worked out okay for you and yours.
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