Slick, I burst out laughing when I clicked on page 2. Thank you.
Also, Heavyoak I have to say that this thread was the third time I've noticed you twatting up this forum. I'm sure you're probably not an awful person whose soul is grey and smelly, but you should be aware that we have no idea who you are and every post you make has a direct impact on how we perceive you, especially since these are your days of nubility, when your young and untainted flower is curiously pulled apart by the winds of your fellow forumites.
You should lurk and, as Pants suggested, build up your replies instead of replying to everything at once.
PEDANTS