Me and a mate having a bit of Indie-themed banter, and it got out of hand:
Stuartbman says:
any Bloc Parties coming up?
Joe says:
why would you wanna go there? Are you DISTURBED or something
Stuartbman says:
no im just DAFT, PUNK
Joe says:
True i think theres one over at the CRYSTAL CASTLE
Stuartbman says:
thats Fucked Up.
Joe says:
not as much as my broken Bird FEEDER
Stuartbman says:
yeah it must make the birds Shout Out Loud
Joe says:
damn right they scared off all the FOALS from the field out the back
Stuartbman says:
i thought that was the Wolf Parade
Joe says:
no man they were being suckled by the WOLFMOTHER
Stuartbman says:
bet they were making a right Raconteur
Joe says:
they really are a BLOODHOUND GANG
Stuartbman says:
LORDI, they are some FRIGHTENED RABBITS
Joe says:
Not as bad as the CANCER BATS
Stuartbman says:
well i hear FLEET FOXES make quite a racket when theres an EXPLOSION IN THE SKY because of the SWANTOM BOMBS
Joe says:
that will leave a lot of TOXIC WASTE, resulting in some horrific OFFSPRING of the WILD BEASTS. I tell you now that would be the STORY OF THE YEAR
Stuartbman says:
well i remember when i nearly lost my ELBOW because some DODOS were COURTEENERED and ended up in BATTLES. Talk about BEING YOUR OWN PET. what an ANIMAL COLLECTIVE. Even ARCTIC MONKEYS dont do that
Joe says:
thats worse than THE FALL OF TROY!!!! HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY wont be pleased
Stuartbman says:
there might be a COLD WAR KIDS with BRITISH SEA POWER
Joe says:
There would be RA RA RIOTS everywhere
Stuartbman says:
the KINGS OF LEON would be like "HOLY FUCK"
Joe says:
The EDITORS of the sun would make a right story of that, becoming the ENEMY of the world and sending the tabloid world into the ABYSS of THE DARKNESS!
Stuartbman says:
nah they'd have to be MODEST, MOUSE. this kind of things their NIRVANA
Joe says:
You think so? people would start worshipping STONE GODS an there would be no CURE!
Stuartbman says:
This is Jay Reatarded
Joe says:
agreed peoples my CRIB would turn into a right CRADLE OF FILTH. The TOKYO POLICE CLUB and BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB could become RANCID and become merciless KILLERS
Stuartbman says:
theres NO AGE for their MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE
Joe says:
someone will soon let it SLIP,KNOT however AUTOMATICly, an AC/DC fault would plunge the world into darkness and I would become scared of the NIGHT, WISHing and praying god to BRING ME THE HORIZON, then i would BLINK 182 times, and there would be a CAJUN DANCE PARTYfull of BLACK KIDS but a personality CLASH would lead to a BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, rsulting in a CONVERGE, and EVERY TIME I DIE I think of how EVILE the world is with THE GHOST OF A THOUSAND, HAUNTING us all
Joe says:
not to mention the FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND following a GREEN DAY
Stuarts Argument
Ok, if you dont tie 31 KNOTS in it you'll get 65 DAYS OF STATIC via AVERY TARE AND PANDA BEAR. this is a real BATTLE theres no time for PARTIES, CAJUN DANCE or BLOC. BONNIE PRINCE BILLIE wouldnt approve of this, in fact he'd sooner BREAK HIS SOCIAL SCENE and send out his BRITISH SEA POWER than ring a DEATH CAB FOR you, CUTIE. Besides, does his DROWNING POOL OFFEND YOU, YEAH? Or maybe his FUCKED UP, FUCK BUTTONS, which he paid for with GOLDFRAPP. HOLY FUCK you need to HOLD STEADY you JAY REATARD, what are you, a JOHNNY FOREIGNER? I think LOVVERS would even want to turn to KILLERS than be KILLS and use THE KNIFE on you, in their MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE. maybe the PLANTS AND ANIMALS will give you a SUNSET RUBDOWN
Joes reply
Does it offend you, yeah? that i can make KILLER material of a much HIGHER quality than you? THE HORROR of this STORY OF THE YEAR is that i'm not even trying, i can think of a HUNDRED REASONS how i can KILLS you and revel in the GLAMOUR OF THE KILL, while dousing your CANNIBAL CORPSE, IN FLAMES!!!
You seem to be a KEANE writer but i would rather KILL HANNAH than let you beat me, i just have a KNACK for winning, while it is WITHIN my TEMPTATION to let you win this BATTLE, i decline this offer. When you go to bed tonight with a KISS off your WOLFMOTHER, you will be lying there watching the LAST SHADOW PUPPETS dancing on the walls, scared witless in the CRADLE OF FLITH that is your room, you will be at the mercy of the NIGHT, WISHing that a MEGADETH would take you. This victory is as sweet as the sound of a thousand SWANTON BOMBS demolishing the HARD-FI of the world. But i will not revel in my NEW FOUND GLORY, merely build myself a MACHINE HEAD and deliver a BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE's CRIB in the OASIS that is Newcastle. So while you bleed from your SCARS ON BROADWAY, THE ROLLING STONE of power will remain with me for I am the greatest, and it takes more than SCISSORS, SISTER to defeat me. You would have to SWALLOW THE SUN a maximum SUM 41 times! And then you would BLINK 182 times as my STONE GOD stature rises with the dawn of a GREEN DAY and as i will be TAKING BACK SUNDAY, as the BLACK SABBATH it is i shall beat you THRICE and stand atop the TOWERS OF LONDON laughing!!! as the ASH of the world lies before me and only the royalty of the KINGS OF LEON and KAISER CHIEFS along side me, we shall enslave the IRON MAIDENS and they shall be victims to our mighty SEX PISTOLS and Stuart will rot knowing his ARCH ENEMY was the SLAYER of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
