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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #100 on: 02 Dec 2008, 02:43 »

Thanks guys, you just gave me an awesome idea for part 2.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #101 on: 02 Dec 2008, 07:36 »

I heard in Austrailia the bugs are so big they have their own health bars anyway so I don't doubt for a second this is a true story.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #102 on: 02 Dec 2008, 14:24 »

That is true, but if you have a friend around you can normally link up for a combo chain and one-shot them, so grinding them for xp is still pretty quick.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #103 on: 02 Dec 2008, 15:09 »

i always wondered why Australians leveled up so fast.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #104 on: 02 Dec 2008, 15:26 »

Also because even our cute animals have huge, scimitar-like claws.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #105 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:21 »

Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #106 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:39 »

But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #107 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:58 »

The penguins are just plotting
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #108 on: 02 Dec 2008, 19:16 »

But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.

Well they can't fight on land, they are only good at puncturing sea faring vessels.  They are devious little shits.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #109 on: 02 Dec 2008, 19:38 »

Yeah you ask Harold Holt about fairy penguins.

(you can't)

(because they ate him)
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #110 on: 02 Dec 2008, 19:40 »

The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.

They're running to get their guns!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #111 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:21 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #112 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:32 »

Part 2 is here, an action packed tale of REVENGE
Oh what you got there? A book?

I'm sure there'll be plenty more books for you to read.

IN HELL.

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #113 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:54 »

light it first, man!  otherwise it's a dud!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #114 on: 02 Dec 2008, 21:03 »

Dude, he's reading Twilight. It looks like he's already being punished for something.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #115 on: 02 Dec 2008, 21:11 »

And of course

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #116 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:43 »

THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY BIG READERS IN HELL, MOSTLY JUST DAN BROWN NOVELS.

BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER LINE IN TIME.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #117 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:57 »

FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #118 on: 03 Dec 2008, 00:22 »

Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.

Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #119 on: 03 Dec 2008, 01:03 »


Looks like even that won't take him out, time to break out the deadliest weapon known to man.
edit: alright this thing just refuses to display horizontally.
« Last Edit: 03 Dec 2008, 01:05 by Gilead »
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #120 on: 03 Dec 2008, 01:07 »


Australia is exactly like this. I want you guys to know that.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #121 on: 03 Dec 2008, 02:40 »

TAKE OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

EXTERMINATUS

THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #122 on: 03 Dec 2008, 03:03 »

Hi Gilead, you have a neat username. Also neat arts.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #123 on: 03 Dec 2008, 04:57 »

If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #124 on: 03 Dec 2008, 06:58 »

Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.

I knew it!

Also,
If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.

I think I might have to do this.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #125 on: 03 Dec 2008, 07:16 »

This is clearly the best thread of 2008.

Honestly, though, I'm not sure if it's dealing from that Oscar syndrome where most Oscar winners get the bulk of their consideration because they come out late in the year and are thus fresh in folks' minds come Oscar time.

Either way, I came.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #126 on: 03 Dec 2008, 07:20 »

This is this year's version of Honest Dski.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #127 on: 03 Dec 2008, 07:46 »

Hey guys look at my avatar. It's the Koala of Doom. eeeek!!!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #128 on: 03 Dec 2008, 07:58 »

Damn my tendency to avoid topics about bugs! I'm stealing the avatar for some other ocasion!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #129 on: 03 Dec 2008, 12:46 »

What do you feed a hungry koala?

Whatever the fuck it wants.

This is what I do instead of sleeping like a normal person.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #130 on: 03 Dec 2008, 14:32 »

Watch out! If it's not dead then when it gets out it will have THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #131 on: 03 Dec 2008, 15:29 »

I would see a band called THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA.

The capitalisation is essential.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #132 on: 03 Dec 2008, 15:33 »

That band would be amazing live, but they just wouldn't be able to capture their energy on record.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #133 on: 03 Dec 2008, 16:41 »

Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #134 on: 03 Dec 2008, 16:46 »

Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.

Awwww frig.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #135 on: 03 Dec 2008, 16:57 »

Well, there go my plans for the week.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #136 on: 03 Dec 2008, 22:32 »

Excellent work on the funny Gilead.  Is it too soon for fan art?  I hope not! 

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #137 on: 04 Dec 2008, 05:24 »

Posting in a legendary thread.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #138 on: 04 Dec 2008, 05:57 »

This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #139 on: 04 Dec 2008, 06:08 »

Alright, I'll toast in an epic bread.
(also this thread makes me want to draw, but I'm terrible at it)
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #140 on: 04 Dec 2008, 06:15 »

I hope not! 

You just traced his and colored it in.

Not fan art
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #141 on: 04 Dec 2008, 06:23 »

Yes, I pretty much did a quick ink and color job over his original art. 

/queue the you're a tracer scene from Chasing Amy.

I'll do a restylized version if it'll make you happy.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #142 on: 04 Dec 2008, 06:29 »

Nothing will make me happy
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #143 on: 04 Dec 2008, 07:02 »

Aim that koala over at my little brother.  He's being a dick.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #144 on: 04 Dec 2008, 07:25 »

Nothing will make me happy
Not even a hug?

__o__


(I'm in an ascii type mood today, not too much ascii, just a bit.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #145 on: 04 Dec 2008, 07:31 »

Alright, here we go Amper. 



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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #146 on: 04 Dec 2008, 07:33 »

Australia! o/
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #147 on: 04 Dec 2008, 07:48 »

So, did Mr. Sinister take over the body of a koala now?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #148 on: 04 Dec 2008, 08:03 »

Man, I'm happy I live in England.

The only koalas we have are of the stuffed variety, and it's not like they're just gonna' waltz up a stab me--



Awwwh shiit.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #149 on: 04 Dec 2008, 09:00 »

Aim that koala over at my little brother.  He's being a dick.

So basically you are telling his koala to eat a dick.

You're not exactly being a nice person yourself.
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