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Patrick

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So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« on: 05 Dec 2008, 10:37 »
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #1 on: 05 Dec 2008, 11:06 »
But really murder.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #2 on: 05 Dec 2008, 11:31 »
/thread.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #3 on: 05 Dec 2008, 12:55 »
I think OJ is a pretty cool guy. Eh has lots of Vitamin C kills his wife and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #4 on: 05 Dec 2008, 12:58 »
What in the ever living fuck happened to that second sentence?
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #5 on: 05 Dec 2008, 13:00 »
Forget it Jake. It's 4chan-town.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #6 on: 05 Dec 2008, 13:02 »
fucking finally.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #7 on: 05 Dec 2008, 13:08 »
Wait, who the Hell is Jake?
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Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 07 Jan 2009, 07:16
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #8 on: 05 Dec 2008, 13:10 »
Well, that's the last time I try fooling around with memes...
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #9 on: 05 Dec 2008, 13:10 »


Nicholson's character is named Jake Gittes. It is a film quote.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #10 on: 05 Dec 2008, 14:03 »
Probably the worst film quote.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #11 on: 05 Dec 2008, 14:05 »
Quote from: öde on 05 Dec 2008, 14:03
Probably the worst film quote.

Incorrect (I would have accepted overused, or regularly misused)
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #12 on: 05 Dec 2008, 14:09 »
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #13 on: 05 Dec 2008, 14:10 »
What everything about Chinatown is excellent
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #14 on: 05 Dec 2008, 15:02 »
Quote from: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 13:10
Well, that's the last time I try fooling around with memes...
Good.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #15 on: 05 Dec 2008, 15:20 »
Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.

Probably imported them from Idaho
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #16 on: 05 Dec 2008, 15:21 »
Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

"WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHEN COLBERT"
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #17 on: 05 Dec 2008, 15:53 »
Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.

It was a jury of 12 year olds.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #18 on: 05 Dec 2008, 18:50 »
Quote from: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 14:10
What everything about Chinatown is excellent

Agreed. Incredible film. One of the all time greats.

This OJ bullshit is just sad. What has changed from last time he was in court? Oh that's right, he's broke as all shit now whereas before he was loaded.

What does this tell us?
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #19 on: 05 Dec 2008, 18:51 »
What we basically knew all along!
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #20 on: 05 Dec 2008, 21:41 »
Quote from: RedLion on 05 Dec 2008, 15:21
Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

"WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHEN COLBERT"

Now I'm not saying you're a gold digger, I'm just confused 'bout that last Twitter.

Hey, anybody who disses on Chinatown has Robert Evans to deal with


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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #21 on: 05 Dec 2008, 21:44 »
Aieeee! It's . . .

THE THREAD THAT GRAMMAR FORGOT!!!

Man, the writing standards in this thread. FOR SHAME.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #22 on: 05 Dec 2008, 22:41 »
Quote from: Ptommydski on 05 Dec 2008, 18:50
This OJ bullshit is just sad. What has changed from last time he was in court? Oh that's right, he's broke as all shit now whereas before he was loaded.

Oh and he's also got a much shittier public image than when he started last time.

At least this time the police didn't fuck with the evidence. He might still be in prison from the murder trial if they hadn't done that the last time he was on trial for a violent crime. That is the only thing that walked him, Johnny Cochran didn't really need to do anything.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #23 on: 05 Dec 2008, 22:43 »
I don't know who Robert Evans is, but he looks frightening in a hide-the-children kind of way.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #24 on: 05 Dec 2008, 22:45 »
Patton Oswalt has a primer for you.
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #25 on: 05 Dec 2008, 23:41 »
I need to go buy some apple juice.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #26 on: 06 Dec 2008, 07:16 »
Quote from: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 21:44
Aieeee! It's . . .

man how long did you spend doing that?
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #27 on: 06 Dec 2008, 07:23 »
Quote from: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 12:55
Eh has lots of Vitamin C kills his wife and doesn't afraid of anything.

I can't believe people didn't get this.  I laughed. 

Don't stop believin, Christophe.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #28 on: 06 Dec 2008, 11:08 »
It was Jon who didn't get it. Jon, you should spend more time on the internet.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #29 on: 06 Dec 2008, 17:17 »
Quote from: jhocking on 06 Dec 2008, 07:16
Quote from: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 21:44
Aieeee! It's . . .

man how long did you spend doing that?

Trade secrets, Joe.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #30 on: 07 Dec 2008, 00:24 »
The secret is not having a life!?
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #31 on: 07 Dec 2008, 04:04 »
Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.
Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

Your answer is served, good sir.
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Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
« Reply #32 on: 07 Dec 2008, 04:17 »
Tried by a jury of his Norwegian peers.
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