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This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« on: 01 Dec 2008, 00:39 »

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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #1 on: 01 Dec 2008, 01:07 »

Obviously the only way to make things right with the world is to start a Hip-Hop group fronted by Ducks. Obviously we are to be called something involving the word Quackers. Obviously these are both terrifically terrible ideas...
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #2 on: 01 Dec 2008, 01:08 »

Call me when guinea pigs front a twee band.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #3 on: 01 Dec 2008, 01:52 »

Hmm, apparently they advertise being strict vegans. I hope that doesn't include the pit bulls. Already loses them kvlt points, though, it's hard to look badass eating tofu.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #4 on: 01 Dec 2008, 02:17 »

Call me when cockatiels front lo-fi undie rock bands

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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #5 on: 01 Dec 2008, 02:31 »

Johnny didn't say that at all man. Why you gotta be like that.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #6 on: 01 Dec 2008, 03:23 »

Nice shirt today, Tommy! You look excellent.

Thanks man, I got it last week. It was only ten bucks. Last one in my size too, I got lucky.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #7 on: 01 Dec 2008, 03:32 »

Man, quit hijacking your own thread, tommy. You can't make a thread and hijack it, you gotta let someone someone else do at least one of those things. Season of sharing, etc. etc.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #8 on: 01 Dec 2008, 03:44 »

I was recently burned after I went all in pre-flop on JQ Diamonds when my opponent had pocket nines. Would you have play this hand?

Heads-up (against only one opponent) is a raising hand and even if you knew your opponent had 99 you would be only a small underdog to him and you could call a significant re-raise.

I wouldn't open-raise all-in pre-flop unless there were other things (blinds high enough to be a significant portion of your stack, opponent being prone to fold strong hands to pressure, or opponent has been moving-in a lot to steal blinds) indicating it would be a good offensive or defensive move.

I don't think you blew it badly but committing all of your chips before you have any information about your opponent's hand is very risky. Next time, don't be so anxious to win the tournament on one hand. It's not as dramatic as a single monster pot but incrementally increasing your stack is more likely to make you a winner.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #9 on: 01 Dec 2008, 04:58 »

What the fuck does that even mean?
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #10 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:11 »

i am in incapable of maintaining an erection
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #11 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:55 »

They did a split with Hatebeak, who are better than they are:

http://www.myspace.com/beak666

They make the parrot listen to Morbid Angel, then they poke a microphone in his face.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #12 on: 01 Dec 2008, 09:00 »

Obviously the only way to make things right with the world is to start a Hip-Hop group fronted by Ducks.

Incidentally, the Danish word for "quack" is "Rap".
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #13 on: 01 Dec 2008, 09:18 »

This Comic Book Store is All Out of Pogs
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #14 on: 01 Dec 2008, 09:33 »

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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #15 on: 01 Dec 2008, 09:53 »

Shit guys, do you know what this means?

There is now post-human music.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #16 on: 01 Dec 2008, 17:56 »

Tommy what the fuck is an undie rock

It sounds sort of sexy?
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #17 on: 01 Dec 2008, 17:57 »

Also you don't want to hear the recordings I made when I was twelve and the birds were the real band members. so annoying
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #18 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:03 »

I think "undie rock" is a term used to describe independent/underground bands without the marketing-appropriation implications attached to it that the term "indie" has.

Correct me if I am wrong.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #19 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:09 »

Right. I think I discussed this before on the forums. I coined the word 'undie' because now indie is a haircut or some bullshit.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #20 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:19 »

I don't remember that.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #21 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:21 »

Undies are what we call underwear here.

Also, someone should make an experimental electronica outfit that uses a bunch of Lyre Birds as samplers.


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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #22 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:23 »

Wouldn't it be easier just to say underground or independent?

I ask this because undie rock makes me think of dancing around in your underwear playing air guitar.

[EDIT] Wait, undies is a regional thing?
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #23 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:42 »

Also, someone should make an experimental electronica outfit that uses a bunch of Lyre Birds as samplers.

I am 100% certain that the popular '90s Australian electronic tune "Sweetness and Light" by Itchee and Scratchee used a sample of the call of the Grey Shrike Thrush as a recurring motif.

Or at least something that sounded exactly like it.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #24 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:57 »

Wouldn't it be easier just to say underground or independent?

No because undie is five letters and only two syllables.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #25 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:17 »

But it makes little sense to the uniformed, and the inevitable explanation you'll have to make will be far more letters/syllables than it would have taken to just say it properly.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #26 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:23 »

Wait, the fact that's it's needlessly, obtusely esoteric will limit the appeal and usage?

Oh no.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #27 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:29 »

Actually, I think the relation to underwear will increase the usage.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #28 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:42 »

Indie, hipster and scene are going to be used interchangeably to describe the music of this decade five years down the road anyways. We might as well coin a term to help us recognize what we listen to versus what Rolling Stone will say we listened to.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #29 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:48 »

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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #30 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:50 »

Honestly, it's just a joke word. I've used it about five times on this forum in total.

It's not actually some grand sweeping statement, just a silly little in-joke.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #31 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:23 »

It's weird that this band has had two threads on two forums I frequent in the last two days, since my friend first told me about them like 4 years ago. They had completely left my consciousness until this week.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #32 on: 04 Apr 2011, 21:58 »

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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #33 on: 04 Apr 2011, 22:03 »

i was kind of disappointed by their myspace page actually
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #34 on: 04 Apr 2011, 22:32 »

I want to see an ambient group fronted by goldfish.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #35 on: 04 Apr 2011, 22:33 »

Man you know blue whales would be all over that shit.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #36 on: 04 Apr 2011, 22:40 »

I remember this.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #37 on: 05 Apr 2011, 02:25 »

still think undie rock is stupid
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #38 on: 05 Apr 2011, 04:54 »

I thought this was a new thread, and got kind of freaked out when I read my own post.
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #39 on: 05 Apr 2011, 07:58 »

still think undie rock is stupid

still think you're stupid
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Re: This Metal Band is Fronted by Dogs
« Reply #40 on: 05 Apr 2011, 10:13 »

This thread is why I love the internet.
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