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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #50 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:20 »

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #51 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:33 »

Hmm.  As a 27 year old I felt like an old man going to a bar where all the college kids drink.

Shit, if Bill Murray can pull this off...
No.

I love punk and hardcore, loved going to shows, but when I realized I was that creepy old guy who always goes to shows, I quit going.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #52 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:35 »

It is for guy who is out looking for tail though.

but chicks only like assholes am i right
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #53 on: 11 Dec 2008, 03:10 »

Most assholes long ago figured out how to be nice when it suits them, trust me.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #54 on: 11 Dec 2008, 06:55 »

I would not want to go to a party if Bill Murray were there. There was once a party in Oxford that Dave Chapelle attended. I was very embarassed at how bad people were knocking themselves out trying to impress him while still appearing nonchalant, so I left. With Bill Murray at a party with people who possibly jerk it to Wes Anderson movies I figure it would probably be even worse.

But lest I sound like I'm unimpressed by celebrities, when I met Jason Alexander I think I almost went in for a hug before I remembered that would come across as a little forward and turned it into a really agressive handshake. I just wouldn't want to go to a party with one.

Yeah, I realize that's a lot of name-dropping in one post.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #55 on: 11 Dec 2008, 06:58 »

I hugged Sarah Chalke once. It was a pretty normal (if not wicked awesome) experience.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #56 on: 11 Dec 2008, 10:34 »

As an established celebrity you could make a name for yourself by headbutting anyone you didn't like and still be knee deep in it.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #57 on: 11 Dec 2008, 10:41 »

But he headbutted the people he did like!

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #58 on: 11 Dec 2008, 11:47 »

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #59 on: 14 Dec 2008, 01:10 »

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #60 on: 14 Dec 2008, 03:21 »

Double posting to link to Dr. McNinja's Chris Hastings account of his Bill Murray party
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #61 on: 14 Dec 2008, 09:09 »

Nice.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #62 on: 14 Dec 2008, 18:21 »

Still unsure if this is creepy but kind of cool, or just plain creepy.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #63 on: 14 Dec 2008, 18:24 »

It's edgy.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #64 on: 14 Dec 2008, 18:59 »

Guys, maybe its just me, but I expect Bill Murray to be an alcoholic pot head. Even the abuse seems to be something he could get away with. I expect Bill Murray to be an asshole. But I still love him. Seriously. Dude could be a creepy pervert and I would still love him. He is Bill Motherfucking Murray.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #65 on: 14 Dec 2008, 19:31 »

Actually, I believe his birth name was William Motherfucker, but he had to change it when he went into showbiz, as with so many actors before him.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #66 on: 14 Dec 2008, 19:32 »

I have a friend whose name is Bill Murray, and is addressed only by his full name (ie. "Hey, Bill Murray! How's it going?" as opposed to "What's up, Bill.") so sometimes I forget there is a famous Bill Murray.

It is taking some time for me to decide which one I like better.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #67 on: 14 Dec 2008, 21:23 »

Actually, I believe his birth name was William Motherfucker, but he had to change it when he went into showbiz, as with so many actors before him.

Reminds me of that awful old joke about unsuccessful actor Penis von Lesbian, who couldn't get a gig, refused to change his name, and was subsequently dropped by his agent. Years later they ran into each other and the latter was surprised at what he saw- the former rolling in dough.

When asked how he attained such success, Penis replied, "Oh it was easy! All I had to do was finally agree to change my name."

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #68 on: 15 Dec 2008, 13:38 »

Fuck, I'd have Roddy at my party over Bill Murray any day.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #69 on: 15 Dec 2008, 13:48 »

But he headbutted the people he did like!

He headbutted my boy after they went to Denny's in Grand Forks! It is one of my favorite stories.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #70 on: 15 Dec 2008, 16:45 »

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #71 on: 16 Dec 2008, 14:59 »

No.

I love punk and hardcore, loved going to shows, but when I realized I was that creepy old guy who always goes to shows, I quit going.

I admire the older people at shows because they have the balls to continue to do something they enjoy. You want that 30+ year olds should curl up in their afghans until death's loving embrace?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #72 on: 16 Dec 2008, 15:01 »

On my 30th birthday I am going to throw myself in front of a train. Which means I only have 5 months to complete my novel.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #73 on: 16 Dec 2008, 16:10 »

You better hurry up and marry that woman of yours then, so she can collect on the insurance.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #74 on: 16 Dec 2008, 16:34 »

I admire the older people at shows because they have the balls to continue to do something they enjoy. You want that 30+ year olds should curl up in their afghans until death's loving embrace?
30+ year olds? Hell, no.

But a 46, next month 47-year-old guy at a Comeback Kid show is...
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #75 on: 16 Dec 2008, 16:38 »

When I hit 35 I'm just going to metamorphose in to a classy older guy.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #76 on: 16 Dec 2008, 17:03 »

You better hurry up and marry that woman of yours then, so she can collect on the insurance.

Don't worry, once I am 30 the target age will become 35.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #77 on: 16 Dec 2008, 18:34 »

You'll be like Yossarian.  Except instead of missions it'll be age at which you'll throw yourself in front of trains.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #78 on: 17 Dec 2008, 01:24 »

Hey he's already got the "wide-eyed horror" part of Yossarian down.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #79 on: 18 Dec 2008, 21:26 »

Oddly, not only does Bill Murray crash hipster parties, he also owns a baseball team in my homestate (South Carolina).
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #80 on: 19 Dec 2008, 08:41 »

I admire the older people at shows because they have the balls to continue to do something they enjoy. You want that 30+ year olds should curl up in their afghans until death's loving embrace?
30+ year olds? Hell, no.

But a 46, next month 47-year-old guy at a Comeback Kid show is...

Eh, more understandable then, but I stll hope that I wouldn't give a flip. Maybe by the time I hit 47 my tastes will have moved on to light opera or something.

But my 30 year old fiancee says he feels uncomfortable at shows because of his age, and it's fuckin' depressing.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #81 on: 20 Dec 2008, 07:09 »

Tell him to sack up! The shows and clubs I go to in town usually plenty of older people at them. As long as he's not leering at young girls he has no excuse not to go.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #82 on: 20 Dec 2008, 11:10 »

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