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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #1 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:06 »

This is both creepy and exciting.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #2 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:12 »

Oh man oh man, I hope I have a NY party and Bill Murray comes.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #3 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:18 »

Dangit Sam I was just about to quote that.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #4 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:21 »

Murray's been doing this for years. I knew a guy from Chicago who met Bill Murray at O'Hare the day of his graduation party from college. He told Murray about it, and Murray actually showed up to the party, and stayed until the end. He even helped clean up. It's a pretty cool thing to do, for a famous guy.

Basically, Bill Murray is one of the fairy folk.

Also the girl on the right in that initial photo looks sort of like Feist to my eyes. In the parlance of our times, I would "hit that".
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #5 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:39 »

Bill probably hit that. Does that bother you?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #6 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:47 »

Bill probably hit that. Does that bother you?

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #7 on: 09 Dec 2008, 14:53 »

Hmm.  As a 27 year old I felt like an old man going to a bar where all the college kids drink.

Shit, if Bill Murray can pull this off...
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #8 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:02 »

I think it mostly only works if you're Bill Murray.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #9 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:02 »

I was at a New York hipster party just this Sunday. But Bill Murray wasn't there.

I'm just going to insist that we put on The Life Aquatic at every party I attend from now on in hopes that he will magically appear.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #10 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:16 »

that's it, i'm moving to new york.

bill murray is one of my favorite people of all time.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #11 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:23 »

This is fantastic. Quick, what is Bill Murray's favorite food?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #12 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:24 »

It's a pretty cool thing to do, for a famous guy.

Correction: It's a pretty cool thing to do, in general. The fact he's famous is just icing.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #13 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:39 »

Not at all. If some old guy started showing up to random parties uninvited people would think him creepy. There are several people in my town I know who have this reputation. The only reason anybody thinks this is cool is because he's Bill Murray, Legendary Comic Actor. If he was Andy Wallace from Paper Market Management it'd be a different scene.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #14 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:41 »

i like hanging out with old people.

they're as jaded and curmudgeon-y as i am.  :-D
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #15 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:44 »

What if Erik Estrada invited himself to your parties?

What would you think then?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #16 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:48 »

that'd be awesome!

one of my friends has an old cop car and i'd definitely try to get him drunk and talk him in to pulling people over and blowing their minds.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #17 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:52 »

Fun Fact: Erik Estrada is now an actual cop. And not a nice one, either. An ultra-right wing cop.

Point being, it's only cool to show up to social events uninvited if you yourself are considered cool. Thus it's something that only a select few people should actually consider doing. Roddy maybe, or Paul. But nobody else.

Fuck, I'd have Roddy at my party over Bill Murray any day.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #18 on: 09 Dec 2008, 15:58 »

Man, Bill Murray better not show up at any hipster parties I'm at. Guyman creeps me out something awful.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #19 on: 09 Dec 2008, 16:17 »

that's because know you would be powerless to resist his charms.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #20 on: 09 Dec 2008, 16:34 »

What's creepy about Bill Murray?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #21 on: 09 Dec 2008, 16:57 »

Oh man, I really hope that Bill Murray really isn't one for the domestic abuse.

It'd be like finding out that the Easter Bunny shivs nuns for their collection money.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #22 on: 09 Dec 2008, 17:04 »

Unless you're a cross-dressing dude.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #23 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:17 »

Gene, Bill Murray is creepy because his hair line and his voice and his icky hands and his everything.

Do you honestly want this showing up and trying to chat up your friends?

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #24 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:24 »

Hell yes, it's Bill fucking Murray, the man is a genius.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #25 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:28 »

Do you honestly want this showing up and trying to chat up your friends?

What do you mean, trying?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #26 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:30 »

Bill Murray


Bill Murray would make any party so much better.  Hell, he could even show up to someone's wake and make it awesome.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #27 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:44 »

Bill Murray is creepy because he is 58 and hitting on girls in their early twenties and because of

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In mid May, Jennifer Butler Murray, Bill's wife of 11 years ... filed for divorce on the grounds of his "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions, and frequent abandonment." In divorce papers obtained by TheSmokingGun.com, Jennifer went on to claim that one of America's most beloved comedic actors had hit her in the face during a November 2007 argument and said she was "lucky he didn't kill her."

Bill Murray the person is not Mill Murray the dude in his movies.  He sounds like a skeevy prick.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #28 on: 09 Dec 2008, 18:49 »

Although, from the times that he has shown up at random he sounds like he's been relatively gentlemanly so far.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #29 on: 09 Dec 2008, 19:28 »

Bill Murray,
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« Reply #30 on: 09 Dec 2008, 19:33 »

Ben, the girls seem to dig it so far. It's not as if he's harassing young girls, he's simply basking in their affection.

Also, do not trust everything someone says about their famous spouse in the media.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #31 on: 09 Dec 2008, 20:33 »

Bill probably hit that. Does that bother you?

not according to the article:

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As Sophie remembers, "I suppose he was slightly flirtatious, but really, it was more like he obviously wanted a bit of a chat. He seemed a little lonely. We started talking about Mexican food and he said, 'Right, later this week I'll take you all out for Mexican food. I'll send you the best avocados in the mail so you can make fresh guacamole.' He was very gentlemanly, even though he looks quite grumpy—like a granddad." At the end of the night, he walked the girls out to the curb and hailed them a cab.

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« Reply #32 on: 09 Dec 2008, 20:40 »

Bill Murray is creepy because he is 58 and hitting on girls in their early twenties and because of

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In mid May, Jennifer Butler Murray, Bill's wife of 11 years ... filed for divorce on the grounds of his "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions, and frequent abandonment." In divorce papers obtained by TheSmokingGun.com, Jennifer went on to claim that one of America's most beloved comedic actors had hit her in the face during a November 2007 argument and said she was "lucky he didn't kill her."

Bill Murray the person is not Mill Murray the dude in his movies.  He sounds like a skeevy prick.
A comedian with a fucked up personal life?

No!

Seriously though, don't trust Bill Murray.
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« Reply #33 on: 09 Dec 2008, 21:01 »

Did you deliberately phrase that post to make it sound like Gob was saying it? Or is it just that your new avatar makes me read everything in a Gob voice?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #34 on: 10 Dec 2008, 07:13 »

I need to start throwing parties so he'll show up.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #35 on: 10 Dec 2008, 08:07 »

Tommy it is not always a given that people are nice.

Also since the top of Mai's head is chopped off in your avatar, I keep imagining her body in that picture with your head finishing up what isn't there.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #36 on: 10 Dec 2008, 08:14 »

What kind of arrogant parvenu is too good to piss into his own cupped hands?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #37 on: 10 Dec 2008, 10:17 »

He did that at a party in St. Andrews.

Their big soap party thing? He showed up I think.
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« Reply #38 on: 10 Dec 2008, 10:20 »

Pissed in his hands? Or crashed a party?
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #39 on: 10 Dec 2008, 11:27 »

I guess if you are going to piss in your hands, a soap party is the best place for it.
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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #40 on: 10 Dec 2008, 13:37 »

Tommy it is not always a given that people are nice.

Especially celebrities. It's a marvel when a celebrity is a nice person because let's face it, if you're famous you could be a total louse and still get lots of trim.

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #41 on: 10 Dec 2008, 16:07 »

I think he showed up to the party.

I don't know about the pissing in his hands.

Maybe things got kind of wild.
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« Reply #42 on: 10 Dec 2008, 16:16 »

As an established celebrity you could make a name for yourself by headbutting anyone you didn't like and still be knee deep in it.
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« Reply #44 on: 10 Dec 2008, 16:44 »

As an established celebrity you could make a name for yourself by headbutting anyone you didn't like and still be knee deep in it.

Man that makes me really sad about the society we live in.
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« Reply #45 on: 10 Dec 2008, 16:44 »

He's living out Lost In Translation -but for REAL.
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« Reply #46 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:18 »

I think their point is most celebrities can forgo the politeness in order to get tail. I think if he was simply an aged, dejected celebrity than that would outweigh his status. The thing is he's also fairly liked in subculture.

Hopefully, the part about beating his wife is not true.
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« Reply #47 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:20 »

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Re: Bill Murray may show up to a hipster party near you!
« Reply #48 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:33 »

Hmm.  As a 27 year old I felt like an old man going to a bar where all the college kids drink.

Shit, if Bill Murray can pull this off...
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« Reply #49 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:35 »

It is for guy who is out looking for tail though.

but chicks only like assholes am i right
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