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Author Topic: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.  (Read 24914 times)

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #150 on: 04 Dec 2008, 09:15 »

It's hard to be a nice person when you share a room with thieves.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #151 on: 04 Dec 2008, 09:57 »

I hate to say it guys, but it looks like the freshmen have upped the ante.

Now we have to, like post quality material.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #152 on: 04 Dec 2008, 09:59 »

I hate to say it guys, but it looks like one freshman has upped the ante.

Fix'd. Let's not make generalizations just yet.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #153 on: 04 Dec 2008, 15:55 »

dude, thomas edison's post makes two.

also, what the hell is your name man? I felt really stupid referring to you as "thomas edison."

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #154 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:07 »

You could always have gone for Tom.

But if you want to be realistic about it all, the name's Ryan.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #155 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:11 »

way to ruin the illusion, Joe.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #156 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:29 »

I thought Thomas Edison was someone's gag account way back when! Turns out I was wrong! This makes the earlier humour even humourer!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #157 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:02 »

Congratulations, this thread has shown us that we are past our prime.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #158 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:23 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #159 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:38 »

This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia

Stay inside? NEVER!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #160 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:42 »

Ali don't lie that is a poster you're in front of.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #161 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:50 »

This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia

Stay inside? NEVER!

Before I realised you were posting a picture of yourself, I figured your point was that one has to go outside in order to see pretty girls.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #162 on: 04 Dec 2008, 20:54 »

I guess going outside is okay - if you can fly
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #163 on: 04 Dec 2008, 21:17 »

I was wondering where LedHendrix went.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #164 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:22 »



This is what it's like to wait for a new comic.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #165 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:51 »

Missed the pointless thread hon;)
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #166 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:52 »

Missed the comic discussion forum, too.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #167 on: 03 Jan 2009, 21:14 »

I think he meant a Gilead comic. In which case, it would be a better idea to just repeatedly check Gilead's profile for new posts. In which case, you will be stalking him.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #168 on: 03 Jan 2009, 22:32 »

He is quite a guy to stalk, let me tell ya.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #169 on: 03 Jan 2009, 23:59 »

Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.

I'm not sure why I find that interesting.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #170 on: 04 Jan 2009, 00:35 »

Chlamydia is not exclusively sexually transmitted. Few STDs are. HIV can be spread through blood contact, hepatitis you can get from riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #171 on: 04 Jan 2009, 01:26 »

riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.

Your argument is weakened by your use of a phrase that sounds suspiciously like a new euphemism for having sex while wearing a condom.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #172 on: 04 Jan 2009, 02:50 »

Isn't chlamydia the most common infection that causes pink eye, or something?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #173 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:22 »

The fact that you can get STD's without coming in direct contact with someone's genitals frankly scares the shit out of me.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #174 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:35 »

That's why it would be really nice if the drug companies/medical researchers would concentrate on finding cures for things like AIDS and herpes. I mean, I suppose Viagra is nice and all, but I'd rather have less dire consequences for STDs.

I mean I'd like to be able to sleep around a little more.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #175 on: 04 Jan 2009, 13:19 »

Yeah, definitely. I'd much rather they save people's live than help old guys get laid more than I do.

Also, I want to hear more about the bug :-(
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #176 on: 04 Jan 2009, 18:08 »

Your life isn't worth as much as your sex life.

It's the sad truth of Western Culture.
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