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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #50 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:05 »

I want to gain weight and not have a boyfriend.

(reverse psychology)
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #51 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:06 »

We already know that doesn't work on you, so you expect it to work on Fate?

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #52 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:11 »

ok, so
-Work on my relationship skills because even though being an introvert is pretty ok I would also not mind having people who are not family come to my funeral if I died in a car crash or whatever
-Speaking of cars--get a license
-Get a part-time job
-Take more pictures downtown
-Go to ChicagoCon
-Read more often
-Apply myself even a tiny bit more in school
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #53 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:14 »

Ally you are rad; there are probably like five boys crushing on you right now
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #54 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:27 »

-Start a band over the summer
-Finally reach a 3.0 GPA
-Lose some weight (as always)
-Find a job
-Meet new people
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #55 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:29 »

Ally you are rad; there are probably like five boys crushing on you right now

Don't forget there might be girls too.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #56 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:33 »

and maybe even hermaphrodites
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #57 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:33 »

Or Tommy.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #58 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:35 »

whoa hey jon we're trying to make her feel better, not worse
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #59 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:37 »

I'd like to learn more about the stock market so I can play a little when the economy isn't in such a shithole.  Finances are my only major worry, and I worry a LOT.  

Other than that, I'll try to continue being a good mother/daughter/sister/girlfriend.

This is the best time to invest when stocks at an all time low. Major banks that have goverment backing have shares that are going for pennies.

Anyway my new year resolution is to move out of my parents house and share a place with my girlfriend.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #60 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:59 »

ride 20,000 miles on my bike(s) - (double what I did this past year)
continue listening to way too much music
not die (this is actually a sincere resolution - the past two years i've almost died twice - once from a 'brain thing,' and a second time from being in a car that fell off a cliff - I am planning on staying as healthy as I can by riding my bike and staying the hell away from cars)
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #61 on: 31 Dec 2008, 11:08 »

and maybe even hermaphrodites

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #62 on: 31 Dec 2008, 11:11 »

I am going to spend less time on the internet, and read more books.

And maybe climb V7.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #63 on: 31 Dec 2008, 12:45 »

Mainly, I want to continue forward with this music deal, maybe get an EP's worth of material scraped together. And then I'd like to lose some weight, because I am a balloon.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #64 on: 31 Dec 2008, 13:00 »

Make more friends, get a girlfriend, join/start a band and just progress my music in general. Keep doing well in school etc. Standard new year bullshit that I never accomplish basically.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #65 on: 31 Dec 2008, 13:24 »

I'm doing this 101 in 1001 thing so I have like... 101 goals to achieve in 1001 days starting tomorrow.

Mostly for this year, though, i'd like to~

exercise more
travel more
hang out with friends more
get my second holes in my ears / get a cartilage piercing
gain confidence
not be a lazy ass 8D
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #66 on: 31 Dec 2008, 13:57 »

I want to have more sex in 2009.  2007 sucked, 2008 was a healthy improvement, I can do better!
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #67 on: 31 Dec 2008, 14:23 »

For 2009

I'd like to date someone that I actually respect as a human being. Someone that I find intellectually challenging rather than simply sexually attractive and willing.

I want to do a lot more woodworking, and crafts in general. The men in my family have a familial tremor that gets worse with age. My grandfather cannot even sign his name anymore, and I'd like to create as much beauty with my hands as possible before they become useless.

I'd like to attend an Origami convention or two. It is something I am passionate about, so I might as well meet other people who feel the same way.

I'm sure there are others, but those are the big ones.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #68 on: 31 Dec 2008, 14:39 »

Other than going to the gym more, there's really no resolutions I want to make.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #69 on: 31 Dec 2008, 14:42 »

For 2009

Be a better human being overall
Try not to do horrible in school/Actually Graduate
Listen to more bands that aren't post rock
Get into music school
Get better at cello
Play shows with the band I just formed at some point
Release some kind of EP/Demo/Something with the band I just formed a few weeks ago
Try actually reading books. Goddamn this pile of books to read is too big.
Maybe meet a nice and rad lady if I am lucky enough

If I do all of those in some form 2009 should be a solid year.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #70 on: 31 Dec 2008, 16:02 »

2009 will see me becoming a blackbelt.
That is all.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #71 on: 31 Dec 2008, 16:33 »

Oh man I forgot to make these.

Oh well, I can't think of anything, anyway.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #72 on: 31 Dec 2008, 18:09 »

1) More webcest.

This one might take a while, but I think I can handle it.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #73 on: 31 Dec 2008, 18:44 »

I would like to improve my songwriting skills and also up the productivity. This past year was my first real of songwriting and it went swimmingly but slowly. I want to make making songs a HABIT. Or something. I need to get better at guitar and I've gotten into a piano habit again this month which is lovely. Maybe I'll actually make music with other people but I don't know how well that would turn out.

I also am in dire need of regaining some sort of study habits because oh my god I am going to be doing so many college apps next year and they are all going to laugh at me and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Also I need to be less of a jerkface asshole whatever and more awesome.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #74 on: 31 Dec 2008, 20:03 »

Also I need to be less of a jerkface asshole whatever and more awesome.
Pssssshaw.

Additional resolutions - Be less decorative, perhaps get into some sort of dating scene, collaborate musically with peoples.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #75 on: 31 Dec 2008, 20:17 »

Resolutions.
1. Piss in the woods.
2. Get regretfully drunk.
3. Make out with Leigh.
4. Do more stand-up.
5. Make out with Sarah.
6. Get into university.

I've already completed 1 and 2. Let's see how the rest goes.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #76 on: 31 Dec 2008, 21:10 »

Finish last year's resolutions.

Happy New Year from GMT -5.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #77 on: 01 Jan 2009, 00:03 »

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #78 on: 01 Jan 2009, 00:33 »

Happy New Years everyone! Resolutions...

- Be healthier and lose my flabbiness.
- Read more books.
- Get a camcorder from somewhere and make movies with it.
- Be less of a procrastinator.
- Be more outgoing.
- Stop being so lazy.
- Get a job and start putting money away for college, car and life.
- Buy a new computer with some of the money not put away.
- Buy or perhaps pirate proper video editing software.
- Buy CDs instead of downloading.
- Get my driver's license.
- Build a DVD/Book/CD collection.
- Get better at graphic design.

I can't think of much else right now but I'm sure there's more.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #79 on: 01 Jan 2009, 01:24 »

Stay alive
Be not too unhealthy
Keep thinking
Be interested
Learn
Keep my job
Stay alive

I know from long experience that resolving anything more specific would be a waste of time; but I have most of the bits for the following unfinished projects:

(1) MIDI-fy the old church organ pedalboard currently propped in my study, for use with Hauptwerk;

(2) Organise to have a proper four or preferably six speaker ambisonic surround playback system - I've been recording in surround for a couple of years now, but still can't play it back myself.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #80 on: 01 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

Also: My first song of the year this year was "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart".

Last year it was "Sex Bomb" and that did nothing.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #81 on: 01 Jan 2009, 03:11 »

i am going to continue to be me except even more awesome -

aka bitch less, read&write more, and maybe go to the gym because i am apparently a great big fatty.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #82 on: 01 Jan 2009, 04:50 »

b) become more laid back and not take everything so seriously, be less prone to attack and commit assholery both on and off the internet

Aahhh yeah. That's a good one. I need to do that as well. I've been working at it over the past year and have made strides, but I'm still quick to lash out sometimes.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #83 on: 01 Jan 2009, 05:08 »

Last year my resolution was to learn a new language, this year I want to learn to perfom magic tricks! I've been the sidekick in a glitter dress in a friend's magic show before, but now I want to amaze people all around myself. Knowing how to do a few magic tricks and / or how to juggle might also come in handy when being a teacher?
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #84 on: 01 Jan 2009, 05:22 »

1. Gain some weight (I am thin as a rake and it isn't fun)
2. Learn to cook some more sorts of food.
3. Try and get some more confidence, its been slowy increasing for the past few years and I want to stay that course.

Everyone elses seem to be doing quite well for their new years. Good Luck to you all on yours :-)
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #85 on: 01 Jan 2009, 06:21 »

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« Reply #86 on: 01 Jan 2009, 06:59 »

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #87 on: 01 Jan 2009, 08:17 »

My resolutions:
Stop sleeping with my friends
Walk my dog more
Discover some new music!
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #88 on: 01 Jan 2009, 08:48 »

Eh eh eh?

The two might be connected. Who knows?
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #89 on: 01 Jan 2009, 09:57 »

Get Laid
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Get a job I like that pays well
Read every post on QC Talky Place
Read More Books
Listen to more Christian Alternative, Christian Pop, Christian Rock and Christian Metal bands
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #90 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:30 »

Just so you know the last three are totally counterproductive to the first two.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #91 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:39 »

I live for crushes, though I dont have any atm moment and its tragic.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #92 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:53 »

Just so you know the last three are totally counterproductive to the first two.

Reading more books could probably get him laid more, if he does it pretentiously at little known coffee shops with a fancy hat and glasses. Dunno why the christian boy is tryin ta get laid though.

Sam, you need to stop having crushes on girls, attaining them, and then moving on the minute you do so. It'd be a better resolution.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #93 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:54 »

My "spend less time online" resolution is not going well.
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« Reply #94 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:57 »

Just so you know the last three are totally counterproductive to the first two.

Reading more books could probably get him laid more, if he does it pretentiously at little known coffee shops with a fancy hat and glasses. Dunno why the christian boy is tryin ta get laid though.

Sam, you need to stop having crushes on girls, attaining them, and then moving on the minute you do so. It'd be a better resolution.

because bein' an ass like you isn't somthing I want to do.  So gettin' laid is better then bein' an ass.  Righto? Good.  Bye.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #95 on: 01 Jan 2009, 12:00 »

I have a pretty big list

1. lost weight, tone up, get <15% body fat %, get stronger, run more, etc.
2. find engagement ring, propose
3. find new job in chicago, preferably one i enjoy, but i'll settle for one that pays well
4. try new recipes in the kitchen
5. read more books
6. bitch less
7. learn to let things go
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« Reply #96 on: 01 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

Christianity is no bar to getting laid, just as agnosticism is no advantage to it :-).

Nobo, those all sound like noble goals, If you get the time could you post up some recepies, I need to cook more stuff myself.
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« Reply #97 on: 01 Jan 2009, 12:21 »

Ahhh I have a few overtly christian friends who have had sex prior to marriage, they possibly feel guilty about it,but I don't tend ask, its more polite that way :-).

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #98 on: 01 Jan 2009, 12:24 »

Yeah one kid I knew in high school, was like, hypercatholic, and still fucking his girlfriend all the time. Granted, he was in a pretty much constant state of existential crisis, but maybe that works for some people?
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #99 on: 01 Jan 2009, 12:25 »

holy shit
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(i'm still drunk woo)

okay i thought of another resolution: stop getting crushes on girls, the type of crushes where you just constantly think "nothing will come of this" and it ruins yr month. because that is me all day errday

Sam noooooooooooooo girls need boys like you to crush on them it's healthy! I must stop this resolution for the good of womankind.
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