If Mahten puts a ring on Dora's finger, I'm gunna cry for Faye.
If Mahten puts a ring on Dora's finger, I'm going to open that bottle of scotch I've been saving and hope Faye gets so depressed she gets pickled and ends up at a swing ding and learning a week later she's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is.
It's Steve, of course, but she won't know that until she has her bastard child and she goes on Jerry Springer to make all the possible fathers take DNA tests, with Steve of course being the last. He's horrified, she's disgusted.
I would totally take advantage of Hanners, whose with me?
Oh, I'd WANT to, but I adore Hanners and would rather she let me take advantage of her when she was sober. Much as I'd love to ravage her body, I'd prefer she at least invited me into it before I did.
Anyone else notice that the "36" on Hanners door looks crooked? For someone with OCD that's kinda odd.
Yes, it is indeed.
What happened to Hanners? o_O Drunk? Drugged?
Poor Hanners. I have to resist the urge to break out the diagnostic equipment and call for a transport.
I have to keep thinking: "Dude, she's a FICTIONAL CARTOON CHARACTER...YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE."
Poor Hanners. She seems so helpless in a crazy world, it brings out the protective, nurturing streak in me.
Ya know...that may be my problem with the kind of crazies I attract...
...hmmm.
Anyway, Marten needs to take poor Hanners back in and care for her. Nurse her back to health. Take off all their clothes and get in bed with her...to keep her warm, of course -- skin to skin contact is the best way to keep a person warm in a hypothermia situation.
You know, this could be that "Hanners wakes up in bed with Marten" and they're both naked, without actually having done the nasty.
Oh my goodness, this could turn into a two-keyboard, three-aspirin story arc.
Good going, Jeph!
Please don't hurt Hanners too much; A lot of us really love her.
S