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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #100 on: 29 Aug 2008, 12:05 »

I think the lesson of this thread is that the internet isn't only ruining me.

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #101 on: 29 Aug 2008, 14:47 »

I was so innocent before I started using the internet as much as I do now.


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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #102 on: 29 Aug 2008, 18:38 »

I uh, don't think a clitoris is what you think it is.

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Also, it's on the bottom of the latex shoe that the latex foot is wearing, which is that much more bizarre.

Why make the shoe skin colored then? (I suppose common sense doesn't apply to a vagina shoe but I still try..)
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #103 on: 29 Aug 2008, 18:48 »



Why make the shoe skin colored then? (I suppose common sense doesn't apply to a vagina shoe but I still try..)
Obviously, so you can paint it yourself!
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #104 on: 29 Aug 2008, 19:01 »

This is a cunning ploy to trick men into not being afraid of a kick to the nuts.

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #105 on: 04 Sep 2008, 07:13 »

This thread may have been dying a natural death, in which case I apologise, but I needed to tell you about the wonderful Winnie the Pooh Lollipop Holder I bought once for 20p at a school stall (I believe it was second hand).

You stuck a lollipop into the top of Winnie the Pooh's head. The pure genius part was that his head began to rotate, thereby allowing you not only to eat a lollipop without effort, but also to prove that it isn't just owls who can look all the way round. I'd love to show you a photo (or better still a video) but I seem to have lost it.

Another one I particularly liked was bought in Germany by the woman I was working for as a gift for her daughter. It was basically a set of combs that are supposed to slot together and create a zigzag parting in your hair. What they actually do is fit together with a sickening crunch of broken plastic, and then tangle your hair so badly that you have to cut them out. Brilliant.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #106 on: 11 Sep 2008, 20:40 »

OMG, the vagina-shoe-foot (I think vagina is apt since that's sort of the... operative part) is the best thing I have ever seen. I shall have to spam everyone I know with that!
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #107 on: 12 Sep 2008, 14:24 »

Make it into a chain letter. People love that.

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #108 on: 30 Sep 2008, 12:21 »

They are saving latex  people, this does not look that creepy. really.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #109 on: 30 Sep 2008, 19:00 »

Okay, I realise that I should not be that surprised by the vagina-foot thing, but..... I am, somehow. Apparently my mind is just clean enough for that.

I would say I have now seen everything, but I am really damn sure I have not. Although that is definitely on the list of thing I don't want to think about for very long at all. And in the interest of saving my brain from breaking, I will stop thinking about it..... now.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #110 on: 02 Oct 2008, 12:27 »



 
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #111 on: 02 Oct 2008, 17:04 »

If we had those growing up, I would still have both eyes.

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #112 on: 02 Oct 2008, 20:32 »

I think the lamest actually-useful product ever is a pair of those sunglasses that they have at Del Sol. How stupid! If you are buying a pair of sunglasses just so that they will change color in sunlight (where I expect you will be wearing them, unless you are Ray Charles or something), why not save like $10 and buy a normal pair of sunglasses.
The reason for colored lenses is... well, it actually helps with some vision problems... Silly though it may be. I guess it really helps enough people to be a viable product. Either that or a "Hey its cool"
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #113 on: 02 Oct 2008, 21:48 »

Introducing "Pointless Pete the Pointless Pencil"
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #114 on: 03 Oct 2008, 09:20 »

One of its listed uses is "Acts as a pencil extender". When is the last time you were really wishing you could just extend your pencil a bit?
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #115 on: 03 Oct 2008, 09:29 »

In elementary school when I'd have like an inch long pencil and I'd be like holding it near the tip, trying to make it rest on my hand so it would be comfortable and it just sucked.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #116 on: 03 Oct 2008, 12:15 »

One of its listed uses is "Acts as a pencil extender". When is the last time you were really wishing you could just extend your pencil a bit?

Every time I go to sauna. All the other men have such long pencil´s, and mine is just a stump. There´s no way I could impress women by writing poems with that. *sigh*
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #117 on: 03 Oct 2008, 13:22 »

Man that woulda been hella useful in elementary, I'd like to see you using a pencil that's worn down to the nib and have one of those offered to you. Betcha wouldn't turn it down.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #118 on: 07 Oct 2008, 20:32 »

dude, i would actually use that. keeps it sharpened, has an eraser on it, makes it easier to take it out of your pocket, not to mention makes it longer.
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« Reply #119 on: 07 Oct 2008, 21:29 »

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #120 on: 07 Oct 2008, 21:41 »

"All the super heroes is come"

Classic.

Also, Superman has kind of a big head.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #121 on: 08 Oct 2008, 07:00 »

I think that is to make up for Hulk's teeny-tiny head...

That is the scariest thing I've ever seen...I'd buy it it just because it is so ludicrous.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #122 on: 14 Oct 2008, 00:01 »



I'm referring to the PSP itself, the expensive paperweight, not the game.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #123 on: 14 Oct 2008, 06:18 »

I've never bought one, but I've found the PSP to be pretty fun. Mobile GTA! Also Patapon.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #124 on: 15 Oct 2008, 19:00 »

This is a tad lamer

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« Reply #125 on: 15 Oct 2008, 19:30 »

My friend found another one at a dollar store

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #126 on: 15 Oct 2008, 19:39 »

I think this a fair addition to this thread -



It's a record called Having Fun with Elvis on Stage.

You might guess that this was a live album and you'd be half right. It's a handful of recordings of Elvis talking between songs at his live shows. No really, that is the whole thing. This could be considered vaguely, abstractly interesting if it contained interesting or humourous material but alas, this is patently not the case. It's actually genuinely painful to hear.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #127 on: 16 Oct 2008, 05:28 »

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #128 on: 16 Oct 2008, 06:39 »

I think this a fair addition to this thread -



It's a record called Having Fun with Elvis on Stage.

You might guess that this was a live album and you'd be half right. It's a handful of recordings of Elvis talking between songs at his live shows. No really, that is the whole thing. This could be considered vaguely, abstractly interesting if it contained interesting or humourous material but alas, this is patently not the case. It's actually genuinely painful to hear.

In a similar vein:


and


I haven't listened to either, but judging from the stage banter I've heard before they've got to be awful.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #129 on: 16 Oct 2008, 11:15 »

My friend found another one at a dollar store

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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #131 on: 16 Oct 2008, 14:19 »

oh man I really do want a snuggie now I get so fricken cold when I pull all-nighters for hw  :cry:
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #132 on: 16 Oct 2008, 16:31 »

I want a snuggie for my secret society. It's cold in those dungeons.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #133 on: 17 Oct 2008, 22:37 »

Poncho's are much more comfortable.
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« Reply #134 on: 17 Oct 2008, 23:01 »

The sad thing is, I might actually wear one of those if it was a cold day where I had absolutely nothing to do, nowhere to go no one to see, and was completely alone in my house or dorm.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #135 on: 17 Oct 2008, 23:02 »

oh man I really do want a snuggie now I get so fricken cold when I pull all-nighters for hw  :cry:

You know, after more than 24 hours I really would have expected somebody to make this into bad innuendo by now.
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« Reply #136 on: 19 Oct 2008, 08:48 »

Snuggie: it's just a bath-robe turned backwards, but our infomercial has sick rhyming verse!
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #137 on: 07 Jan 2009, 23:43 »

oh man I really do want a snuggie now I get so fricken cold when I pull all-nighters for hw  :cry:

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« Reply #138 on: 08 Jan 2009, 02:06 »

My brother just sent off my mom, grandparents and I are Christmas gifts.   Facial cream in a little bottle smaller than the palm of my hand that had a retail for 300+ dollars on it?   What the fuck is this shit?   Why do I need this!?
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #139 on: 08 Jan 2009, 03:38 »

If he is willing to pay $300 to improve your face, you may have some serious issues.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #140 on: 08 Jan 2009, 04:22 »

http://www.goateesaver.com/

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« Reply #141 on: 08 Jan 2009, 07:25 »

If he is willing to pay $300 to improve your face, you may have some serious issues.

He manages a store that sells all those fancy products, he got it for free -- but still.   Absurd.   I ain't gonna use this.
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Re: Godawful products that you've seen for sale
« Reply #142 on: 08 Jan 2009, 15:36 »

I just want to point out I read this, and I find the jackhammer jesus incredibly awesome. So awesome I had to show my boyfriend and mom. The boyfriend was disturbed by the baby jesus butt plug. My mom was laughing as hard as I was.
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