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QC Captions Vol. 209
« on: 15 Mar 2015, 11:55 »

Yo! Caption this shit:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #1 on: 15 Mar 2015, 11:55 »

Marten: In your future, I foresee: Butts!
Tai: Sweet!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #2 on: 15 Mar 2015, 12:03 »

Marten: "Ack! Don't show me my mother's app!"
Tai: "Check out this feature!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #3 on: 16 Mar 2015, 01:00 »

MARTEN: "Emily is doing Rule 34 fan-art of me and Claire?"

TAI: "Her gallery has won a 'Best Newcomer' award!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #4 on: 16 Mar 2015, 07:07 »

TAI: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering)
(MARTEN glares at audience)
MARTEN: "May a horny AnthroPC store his porn in your toaster."
MARTEN:" Coffee of Doom."
TAI (archly): "Coffee of Doom."
(MARTEN glares at TAI.)
(TAI smirks back.)
(MARTEN tears open envelope)
MARTEN (reading): "What do you call Dr. Doom's bill for treating your cough?"
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL).
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #5 on: 16 Mar 2015, 09:49 »

Marten: "CAN'T.... UNSEE..."
Tai: "What? I think it's pretty cool that your mom recreated the goatse pic."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #6 on: 16 Mar 2015, 09:50 »

I just noticed that we, or rather IDHG, have completed 4 years of the Caption Game (or may be it's next week: 4*52 +1 one week for a few extra days = 209)

Glueing a visor to my toque and tipping the thusly formed headdress.

Thanks for the LOLs, IDugUpHerGrave!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #7 on: 17 Mar 2015, 00:30 »

TAI: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering)
(MARTEN glares at audience)
MARTEN: "May a horny AnthroPC store his porn in your toaster."
MARTEN:" Coffee of Doom."
TAI (archly): "Coffee of Doom."
(MARTEN glares at TAI.)
(TAI smirks back.)
(MARTEN tears open envelope)
MARTEN (reading): "What do you call Dr. Doom's bill for treating your cough?"
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL).

Haha, a "Carnac the Magnificent" routine!  :laugh: Featuring Marten as Johnny Carson/Carnac, and Tai as... Ed McMahon?!  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #8 on: 17 Mar 2015, 02:30 »

TAI: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering)
(MARTEN glares at audience)
MARTEN: "May a horny AnthroPC store his porn in your toaster."
MARTEN:" Coffee of Doom."
TAI (archly): "Coffee of Doom."
(MARTEN glares at TAI.)
(TAI smirks back.)
(MARTEN tears open envelope)
MARTEN (reading): "What do you call Dr. Doom's bill for treating your cough?"
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL).

Haha, a "Carnac the Magnificent" routine!  :laugh: Featuring Marten as Johnny Carson/Carnac, and Tai as... Ed McMahon?!  :psyduck:

You are ... RIGHT, Explain-the-joke Breath!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #9 on: 18 Mar 2015, 12:23 »

Holy crap, DSL; I hadn't even realized. Certainly doesn't seem like it's been that long  :psyduck:

Well it seems like people are still having some fun with it, so I've got no plans to stop yet. I haven't said it in awhile but questions/comments/suggestions/requests/death threats are always welcome, so don't be afraid of letting me know what you think! Anyhows, NEW IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #10 on: 18 Mar 2015, 12:33 »

PINTSIZE: "It ain't easy bein' green!"

GREENIE: "Like I haven't heard that about 1,024 times before!"

GREY: "Yeah, jokes like that are a mega bite!"

(Yes, computer nerd joke!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #11 on: 18 Mar 2015, 12:44 »

PINTSIZE: "Faye brought her welding stuff home so I was thinking of some mods. Any tasteful suggestions (Already made the so-called tasteless ones)?"
GREEN DUDE: "Don't get a glass window. Ever since I got one, some people have tried hitting on me. Like this guy over here"
GREY: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

(Not pictured: Pintsize saying "IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED")
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #12 on: 18 Mar 2015, 14:54 »

Pintsize:  Green!!??
Green Guy:  It's for Saint Patrick's Day, stupid.
Gray Guy:  I think he's cute. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #13 on: 19 Mar 2015, 06:00 »


Pintsize:  Sorry about "The Dip" not working as intended.
Green Guy:  Well, at least those horrible decals are gone.
Gray Guy:  I glow lime-green in the dark.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 209
« Reply #14 on: 19 Mar 2015, 18:45 »

PINTSIZE: "I want you to try and remember what it was like to have been very young."
GREEN: "And particularly the days when you were first in love; when you were like a person sleepwalking, and you didn't quite see the street you were in, and didn't quite hear everything that was said to you?"
LAVENDER: "You're just a little bit crazy. Will you remember that, please?"
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