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In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« on: 09 Jun 2009, 00:00 »
Ok, so there have long been rumors about a possible A-Team movie.

However, rumors have now been replaced with facts

I'm still not 100% sure about whether the movie is a good idea or not, but fuck it, Liam Neeson!
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #1 on: 09 Jun 2009, 03:07 »
"Given that Carnahan is apparently keen to excise any camp, jokey aspects from the movie,"




What.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #2 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:57 »
Wouldn't have guessed Liam Neeson was 57.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #3 on: 09 Jun 2009, 05:38 »
If they fix all of the godawful clichés of the series in this movie I think it could be really good.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #4 on: 09 Jun 2009, 05:47 »
If they fix everything that was wrong, clichéd or over the top in this series they end up with a shit movie that no one cares about.

So, i'd say: don't.

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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #5 on: 09 Jun 2009, 09:36 »
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #6 on: 09 Jun 2009, 10:31 »
Does this mean that when more than 10 people are firing with beaucoup de automatic weapons at ranges of less than 10 feet people might get hurt?

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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #7 on: 09 Jun 2009, 11:44 »
Shia LeBeouf is going to end up in this movie somehow. I know this, without reading the article. Prove me wrong, America...prove me wrong.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #8 on: 09 Jun 2009, 11:53 »
Shia LeBeouf = Face
Jamie Foxx = B.A. Baracus

God, would that suck.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jun 2009, 12:01 »
How could you request they remove the terrible cliches of the series? That woul dbe like asking to remove the entire team interaction and teamwork aspect of Mission Imposs... fuuuuuck.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jun 2009, 14:17 »
Seth Rogan confirmed as BA.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #11 on: 09 Jun 2009, 14:23 »
'Fix' =/= 'Remove'

You're right, when making a movie on a series like this you don't just take out everything it was known for just because it's okay for people to get shot on tv today, for example. All I would like to see is a little tweaking or updating to match the quality of movies in this age.

Eh, maybe Star Trek left a mark too deep in my mind about how remakes should be.
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #12 on: 09 Jun 2009, 22:52 »
Seth Rogan??!!  Id've thought Michael Clark Duncan would be a better BA
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jun 2009, 04:32 »
Quote from: Yayniall on 09 Jun 2009, 14:17
Seth Rogan confirmed as BA.

I can just imagine it. "Ey maaan! you crazy fooo! huhuhuhuhhuhu"  :mrgreen:
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jun 2009, 04:53 »
Quote from: Yayniall on 09 Jun 2009, 14:17
Seth Rogan confirmed as BA.

Andy Samberg confirmed as Face.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #15 on: 10 Jun 2009, 10:53 »
Quote from: Yayniall on 09 Jun 2009, 14:17
Seth Rogan confirmed as BA.
Well, now I know it's a piece of shit that I'll be avoiding.  Thanks for the info.
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Re: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...
« Reply #16 on: 10 Jun 2009, 21:29 »
Quote from: Blyss on 10 Jun 2009, 10:53
Quote from: Yayniall on 09 Jun 2009, 14:17
Seth Rogan confirmed as BA.
Well, now I know it's a piece of shit that I'll be avoiding.  Thanks for the info.

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