Topic: music/noise to torture people with... (Read 18352 times)

RedLion · « **Reply #50 on:** 05 Jan 2009, 00:37 »

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

bbqrocks · « **Reply #51 on:** 07 Jan 2009, 07:46 »

'You suffer' by Napalm Death on repeat would be pretty wearing.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #52 on:** 07 Jan 2009, 15:13 »

Invasion of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #53 on:** 08 Jan 2009, 00:05 »

I once gave my girlfriend an asthma attack by playing Pre-Millenium Tension by Tricky. I'm betting that anything Tricky put out ever will make prisoners feel very uncomfortable, a-rythmic and weird.

Also make 'em cry.

Shaztastic · « **Reply #54 on:** 08 Jan 2009, 04:58 »

haha i bet she's an ex girlfriend now

SexRaptor · « **Reply #55 on:** 08 Jan 2009, 16:12 »

Any grind. Daughters. Ion Dissonance.

Even I can only listen to the stuff in very special and select moods - i can't imagine having it on repeat for ages.

VSnaresFreak · « **Reply #56 on:** 08 Jan 2009, 17:16 »

get a theremin and mess around with it. that'll get people amped up.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #57 on:** 08 Jan 2009, 21:19 »

Yoko Ono.

Or just play the first four second of Purple Haze over and over for about half an hour straight. My roommate wanted to kill me after I did that.

Thrillho · « **Reply #58 on:** 09 Jan 2009, 05:18 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2009, 21:19

Yoko Ono.

We have a winner.

You Are Brahman! · « **Reply #59 on:** 09 Jan 2009, 09:06 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7Uwm0SZXE&feature=related
Caroliner Rainbow. It's like that the entire time. I think having them perform life for the prisoners would be cruel and unusual, though.

Shaztastic · « **Reply #60 on:** 09 Jan 2009, 09:06 »

ohhh i was thinking imagine having a little 5 year old girl (cute pink dress and shoes with hair in bunches and massive lollipop included) following you around singing that song i'm sticking with you by the velvet underground that would get tottally annoying after about 10 minutes i think it would even make me crack

(to prevent cruelty to children you could make a unbreakable robot like that if thats better )

I'm sticking with you cos i'm made outa glue anything that you do i'm gonna do tooooo!

RedLion · « **Reply #61 on:** 09 Jan 2009, 14:58 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid on 09 Jan 2009, 05:18

Quote from: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2009, 21:19
Yoko Ono.

We have a winner.

Hey, "Looking Over From my Hotel Window" is actually a pretty moving song.

Tehz · « **Reply #62 on:** 09 Jan 2009, 21:38 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2009, 21:19

Or just play the first four second of Purple Haze over and over for about half an hour straight. My roommate wanted to kill me after I did that.

That actually made me laugh, I'll have to try that some time.

glyphic · « **Reply #63 on:** 14 Jan 2009, 08:40 »

My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.

Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.

snakes · « **Reply #64 on:** 14 Jan 2009, 17:07 »

The song Fergalicious once made me throw up out of a car window. Keep in mind, though, I was very high.

Be My Head · « **Reply #65 on:** 14 Jan 2009, 20:09 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuOGTKLSSKU&fmt=18

Note: I enjoy this music, your average person will not however.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #66 on:** 14 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

Fuck yeah! Gorguts!

David_Dovey · « **Reply #67 on:** 14 Jan 2009, 21:59 »

henehenehennnheheheneh chacarron chacarron ini nui ron

Shaztastic · « **Reply #68 on:** 15 Jan 2009, 12:35 »

Quote from: glyphic on 14 Jan 2009, 08:40

My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.

Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.

I wouldn't be able to walk away i couldn't physically prevent myself from beating the shite outa her!

Stalfos · « **Reply #69 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 04:42 »

Catch Thirtythree on infinite loop is enough to drive anyone insane.

Bowers · « **Reply #70 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 07:37 »

I've been trying to annoy my new neighbour in university.
He was kicked out of his old house for taking a shit in someone's sink, broke a room door down with a chair and then beat the crap out of the guy inside and taking pills and being a general dick.
I got a huge stereo system for my laptop for christmas so I've had it on full blast pretty much for the last 12 hours.
So far I've been playing:
Enter Shakri
The Knife
Trifonic
Burning Airlines
Pantera
QOTSA

Any recommendations for annoying people with music would be welcome because this guy is an absolute prick

Christophe · « **Reply #71 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 07:50 »

Remove the Enter fucking Shikari from your playlist and it should be okay.

Then again, I think J. Robbins from Burning Airlines probably isn't too keen on his music being used for torture.

In any case, Anal Cunt wins the thread.

runinit · « **Reply #72 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 23:38 »

I can't believe no one said this...

Soulja Boy

Shitmat (this one song...)

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/463738/%20-%20Shitmat%20-%20Stickthespamupyourasstillithur.mp3

Zingoleb · « **Reply #73 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:13 »

Short stuff on extreme repetition. Sure, Pintsize thinks Crazy Train is great, but how quickly would you get tired of "ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD"

There's a techno song that I've not heard yet that supposedly has something like 1,024 beats per minute. Should be nicely torturous.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

runinit · « **Reply #74 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:19 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 23 Jan 2009, 00:13

supposedly has something like 1,024 beats per minute.

The speedest speedcore EVER. You could just drop a cat on a turntable and get the same effect...

Gurkburk · « **Reply #75 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:33 »

Quote from: Bowers on 18 Jan 2009, 07:37

Any recommendations for annoying people with music would be welcome because this guy is an absolute prick

Play Jesu and Boris. Make sure it's so loud your windows are shaking.

MrBlu · « **Reply #76 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 10:37 »

Quote from: glyphic on 14 Jan 2009, 08:40

My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.

Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.

Gypsy. Every girl around here knows how to speak it. For the life of me, I can't, but i can understand it vaguely.

CScheiner · « **Reply #77 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 22:18 »

The only two songs I can think of is:

Living In The Sunlight - Tiny Tim, which I put on my iPod solely to annoy people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

and Crank Dat Calvary Kid - I Set My Friends On Fire, which is a grindcore/metalcore version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) by Souljaboytellem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=032iCKmiEtI

Xythantiops · « **Reply #78 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 22:54 »

Anything by Duran Duran Duran. His music is like being savaged by a dead sheep.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #79 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 23:03 »

I walk around my house and sing in a Tiny Tim-falsetto voice - "TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!!" when I want my roommate to shut his door. I can drown out his surround sound playing war games when I sing badly.

Me and my roommate don't get along, if it wasn't completely obvious.

snakes · « **Reply #80 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 01:04 »

I had a friend who would blast the pokemon theme and the jeopardy theme songs from his car all the time. that was pretty good though.

an annoying song would be...highly suspicious - my morning jacket. who could deal with peanut butter pudding surprise for that long?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #81 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 22:57 »

There was an awful band taht I had to sit through named "Anal Pudding". Look them up for torturous noise.

Waferman · « **Reply #82 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 16:56 »

"Frog Eyes.
It makes D'N'D much easier when you get all of the magic items," Giggled Waferman.

Radical AC · « **Reply #83 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 18:26 »

Put on Circle Takes the Square. For added torture you can have a pudgy scene kid doing windmills to a strobe light in front of said interrogation victim.

sean · « **Reply #84 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 19:29 »

Please if you are gonna torture people with punk put on pg.99.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #85 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 19:34 »

FUCK

BUTTONS

nestor · « **Reply #86 on:** 09 Feb 2009, 01:29 »

Madonna.

Near Lurker · « **Reply #87 on:** 09 Feb 2009, 16:21 »

You know, run into the ground as it is, some threads are just begging for...

But no. "I Kissed a Girl."

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bbqrocks

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Stalfos

runinit

Zingoleb

runinit

CScheiner

Xythantiops

Zingoleb

Zingoleb

Waferman

nestor