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news: benchpressing humans
« on: 21 Jan 2009, 19:28 »



http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24946500-38200,00.html

"... dwarves who shout encouragement to motivate exercise."

So freakin' awesome.  They say it's not a gimmick, but I mean, come on.  That said, it does seem like a pretty cool gimmick.

Anyone live near the "Bank" area in London want to go check this place out?
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #1 on: 21 Jan 2009, 19:37 »

I used to bench press my little brother and sister all the time.


Also, my cats.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #2 on: 21 Jan 2009, 19:37 »

Man, that would be hella fun. It would be hard though, as people aren't balanced too well.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #3 on: 21 Jan 2009, 19:44 »

It is pretty challenging. I benched one of my very small friends once, and, a word of advice: if you're going to try it, make damn sure you find someone who isn't ticklish.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #4 on: 21 Jan 2009, 19:46 »

The article lists a few other quirky programs that the gym offers, so i think this is just a gimmick to get attention.  Come on, WAG workouts?

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Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jan 2009, 20:02 »

Man, that would be hella fun. It would be hard though, as people aren't balanced too well.

They have made special machines to bench press the people.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #6 on: 21 Jan 2009, 20:06 »

I think the best part is the fact that what you are lifting is yelling encouragement at you.
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Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #7 on: 21 Jan 2009, 20:29 »

If you can't make some reps on a set lifting a lady she starts yelling at you for insinuating she is fat.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #8 on: 21 Jan 2009, 22:27 »

How do I get in on this racket? How do I get one of these jobs where I get to sit down and shout at people??
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #9 on: 22 Jan 2009, 01:38 »

How much do you weigh Harry?

It might help if you gained or lost weight until you are a multiple of five.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #10 on: 22 Jan 2009, 02:45 »

This is such a ridiculous idea, but I really want to go down to Bank and have look.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #11 on: 22 Jan 2009, 05:56 »

I have bern benchpressed by my friend before. I think I still have those pictures. I think it helps that his upper arm is like twice as thick as my legs.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #12 on: 22 Jan 2009, 09:06 »

it also probably helps that you only weigh around 12 pounds.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #13 on: 22 Jan 2009, 09:18 »

What the fuck is a WAG?
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #14 on: 22 Jan 2009, 09:23 »

I always thought it referred to "Wifes and Girlfriends", specifically of soccer players or golfers. o.O
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #15 on: 22 Jan 2009, 09:54 »

Man this place is just around the corner from where I used to work. I'm basically sure that nothing would motivate me more than being shouted at by an angry dwarf so I'm almost tempted to check it out.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #16 on: 22 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

Dicky I am going to need a photo of you benching either the tiny, tiny lady or the really tall emo boy.

Consider it a late birthday present!
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #17 on: 22 Jan 2009, 12:10 »

I always thought it referred to "Wifes and Girlfriends", specifically of soccer players or golfers. o.O

Yeah. There are quite a few girls over here that wish to be WAGs. Their only life goal is to marry a footballer. It makes me sad for a second, and then I just laugh at them.
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Re: news: benchpressing humans
« Reply #18 on: 23 Jan 2009, 05:53 »

Good god that's depressing to think about.
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