Because even though his
advice is probably legit, the weight of the Past is heavy on my brain.
Secretly, I know he is right; but all the times he's ever dissed me, or called me out on a bad joke, or told me I was fat when really I am just curvy and don't photograph well, or maligned my new Pumas ("I've had that pair for like two fucking years and bright shoes are so in that they're totally
out now,
anyways" nah-na-nah blah-
blah bloo), makes it pretty easy to go collectively two-minute hate on his shit.
This thread is so we can all maybe move on from the Legacy of a Big Jerk, because it seems like he is trying to play nice now.
It is a List of Grievances.
Once Animal Ghosts dissed my jeans, he said they made my thighs look like baby cattle.
I think I just replied with "lol, oh . . .", but I can't stop thinking about it and now when I try on jeans I get worried that I look straight-up bovine.
Also before he was such a fag-for-fashion, he used to talk about music a lot and was constantly dissing on my taste. Look,
Chutes Too Narrow was a perfectly great album, fun and poppy, and if he couldn't see that, then whatever. I never really acknowledged those posts, because I feel like I was above that kind of pettiness. But I did go into IRC or Gabbly and openly wonder who the fuck he thought he was, anyways.
I would like to tell Animal Ghosts to go fuck his mother
Animal Ghosts, go fuck your mother