Topic: Question and Answer (Read 19812 times)

nobo · « **Reply #150 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 16:56 »

A: bloody stool

Q: what is part of every episode of House MD?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #151 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 16:59 »

Cripple Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's famous party piece?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #152 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 19:14 »

Beatboxing

What can no white people do

ledhendrix · « **Reply #153 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 19:18 »

Jump

What can't cripples do?

phooey · « **Reply #154 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 19:21 »

A: Truly overcome the stifling bias and unflinchingly endure the stares and pity of loved ones and strangers alike.

Q: What is the first item on my to do list?

Patrick · « **Reply #155 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:08 »

Stab an infant

What's the best way to relieve stress?

Gilead · « **Reply #156 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:20 »

Furious masturbation

Things to do at a public library besides reading?

WrathandRuin · « **Reply #157 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:53 »

Target practice

Why am I surrounded by bodies?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #158 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 07:18 »

The infamous harem mass-suicide

Am I that ugly?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #159 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 07:38 »

I don't know

Will Henry Rollins knock fuck out of Marilyn Manson in the interview I am about to watch?

Christophe · « **Reply #160 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 08:02 »

I hope he would rise above to the occasion.

How optimistic are you about reuniting with your estranged father?

valley_parade · « **Reply #161 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 09:53 »

I saw him two weeks ago, so it's cool.

gloves or mittens?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #162 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:15 »

Goddamn, 4 pages and some people still don't get the rules. Your ANSWER to the last persons QUESTION must also be a suitable ANSWER for YOUR QUESTION.

If someone asks you "Gloves or mittens?" you would not answer "I saw him two weeks ago, so it's cool" because IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Do it again, and do it right this time.

valley_parade · « **Reply #163 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:16 »

Bah, like I give a shit. Just pass over me.

Patrick · « **Reply #164 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:34 »

Quote from: Christophe on 31 Jan 2009, 08:02

I hope he would rise above to the occasion.

How optimistic are you about reuniting with your estranged father?

Not very

And how big is YOUR dick?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #165 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 11:30 »

It's tucked into my sock

Where has my dignity gone?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #166 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 13:45 »

A: Where the sun don't shine

Q: How do people describe Seattle?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #167 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 13:47 »

The arse end of nowhere

Where do you currently live?

Tom · « **Reply #168 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 13:51 »

In the actual arse end of nowhere.

What is red and black all over?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #169 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 17:01 »

A really terrible joke about penguins

What should An Incoveniant Truth should really have started with?

Patrick · « **Reply #170 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 17:12 »

3 hours of nothing.

What is it like to interview Paris Hilton?

Christophe · « **Reply #171 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 22:26 »

"Oh, and this one time, while this dude was totally going down on me I was freebasing cocaine and eating caviar at the same time..."

What's the last thing you hear before clawing yourself to death?

Jace · « **Reply #172 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 23:08 »

I'm pregnant and it's yours.

Why would anyone ever convince a girl to fall down stairs?

Tom · « **Reply #173 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 23:17 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 31 Jan 2009, 17:01

A really terrible joke about penguins

(WRONG, there is only one real answer to this.)

Bushbr · « **Reply #174 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 09:49 »

America's Funniest Home Videos

What disproves the evolutionists theory that the world's average IQ is growing

zenarchy · « **Reply #175 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 16:58 »

Intelligent Design

Rather than a $multi-billion corporate welfare package, what would better contribute to renewed success of the American auto industry?

Patrick · « **Reply #176 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 05:52 »

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Solution for places like Phenix City, Alabama?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #177 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 03:12 »

Drown 'em

Easiest way to an abortion?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #178 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 03:12 »

gin and a bath tub

whats a girl I know's perfect night in?

Masterbainter · « **Reply #179 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 03:42 »

Going against everything she's been taught as a catholic girl for the past 12 years.

What is a side effect of dating me?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #180 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 03:51 »

Copious amounts of Sti's

Why should you never rub yourself in a strangers blood?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #181 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 03:57 »

A: Arousing the suspicions of Whitey

Q: What will be President Obama's final downfall?

Masterbainter · « **Reply #182 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 05:39 »

A: Faulty plumbing at the white house

Q: #1 Reason ED drugs are covered under the governments insurance policy'

Edit: does this mean I win?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #183 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 02:27 »

Yup.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #184 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 17:18 »

Quote from: Patrick on 02 Feb 2009, 05:52

Solution for places like Boligee, Alabama?

Fixed. Phenix City isn't the worst of Alabama.

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Author Topic: Question and Answer (Read 19812 times)

Gilead

WrathandRuin