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Author Topic: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken  (Read 12302 times)

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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #100 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:07 »

phil shut up you are making me so hungry all of you god dammit
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #101 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:45 »

KFC in America tastes like crap.

KFC in Jamaica is the @#$%ing best. There's a good reason we love our "fluffy" women.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #102 on: 02 Feb 2009, 23:03 »

Calories be damned.  It's the sheer volume of that meal that terrifies me.
The human stomach is about a quart.  A quart=32 ounces.  That is just the soda.  Before any food.  And that is a LOT of food. 
But none of that matters.  I really just wanted to make a joke about Michael Phelps with the munchies. 
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #103 on: 03 Feb 2009, 00:15 »

I saw an ad on TV today and decided that KFC should probably disappear from the face of the earth for creating THIS:


From their website:  Hungry for all of your KFC favorites and canít pick just one? Now you donít have to. Your rumbling stomach doesnít stand a chance against our new Variety Big Box Meal, which includes a drumstick, a Crispy Strip, an individual box of Popcorn Chicken, two Homestyle sides, a biscuit and a refreshing 32-oz. drink. Fill up on all your favorites!

That is at least twice, if not three times what a human being should be eating in one sitting.  The only person with an excuse for eating that is Michael Phelps.  With the munchies.

Dude, the Big Box Meal pales in comparison to the KFC Frak Pak, their Battlestar Galactica promotional tie-in contest.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #104 on: 03 Feb 2009, 03:19 »

I am proud of my country that KFC attempted to introduce the Famous Bowl in Australia and it lasted all of a month.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #105 on: 03 Feb 2009, 06:03 »

they have good sides at least

...sorry what?
I had a bowl of KFC potato & gravy and coleslaw and they would have to have been two of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten in my life.

On the subject of fast food chicken Ė there's currently an add on Aussie TV where an Australian comedian is in America asking for Red Rooster (an australian chicken place) and he explains that they do roast chicken, not fried and the Americans he's asking seem completely baffled by the notion of roast chicken, so do you guys not have roast chicken or is TV just lying to me again?
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #106 on: 03 Feb 2009, 06:10 »

Yeah there's rotisserie chicken here but it's mostly something you pick up in a supermarket and something that Rachel Ray fawns over, so we're not too keen on it.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #107 on: 03 Feb 2009, 06:27 »

...sorry what?
I had a bowl of KFC potato & gravy and coleslaw and they would have to have been two of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten in my life.

On the subject of fast food chicken Ė there's currently an add on Aussie TV where an Australian comedian is in America asking for Red Rooster (an australian chicken place) and he explains that they do roast chicken, not fried and the Americans he's asking seem completely baffled by the notion of roast chicken, so do you guys not have roast chicken or is TV just lying to me again?

In addition to what Phooey said here in the States there's also Boston Market so I fear that the TV is lying to you again.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #108 on: 03 Feb 2009, 06:31 »

I actually make roast chicken myself not-infrequently. Thy television spews forth lies and slander.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #109 on: 03 Feb 2009, 06:38 »

Pfft, next you'll be telling me American police women aren't all impossibly gorgeous.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #110 on: 03 Feb 2009, 07:53 »

Doesn't KFC even sell roast chicken?
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #111 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:02 »

Not that I'm aware of. Boston market chicken is delicious though.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #112 on: 03 Feb 2009, 15:39 »

I'm not a fan of Boston Market chicken, but their cornbread sure is good!
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #113 on: 03 Feb 2009, 17:48 »

Man, this thread makes me depressed that the only fried chicken I can even get close to in fucking Adelaide is fucking KFC. Which is disgusting.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #114 on: 03 Feb 2009, 17:49 »

"never eat anything that comes in a bucket"

Basic understanding of how much I hate KFC.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #115 on: 03 Feb 2009, 18:25 »

Man, fuck you guys and your chicken chicken chicken chicken talk, now I want fried chicken but have no idea where to get some around my workplace.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #116 on: 03 Feb 2009, 20:28 »

Boston Market is awful. Dry, flavorless rotisserie chicken, soggy, flavorless sides, and cardboard, flavorless biscuits.

They make KFC look like heaven.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #117 on: 03 Feb 2009, 21:31 »

Actually some of my favorite roast chicken comes from Sam's Wholesale Club, which admittedly is unfortunately owned by Wal-mart and is pretty much the same thing except you buy in even heavier bulk and the selection isn't as good.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #118 on: 04 Feb 2009, 12:20 »

A friend of mine used to work at KFC.  I don't eat at KFC anymore.
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Re: But seriously, dudes: Fucking Fried Chicken
« Reply #119 on: 05 Feb 2009, 12:38 »

Last night I made fried chicken strips and then coated them in Frank's hot sauce and butter (2:1 ratio from the directions on the bottle). I had them sliced on salad with blue cheese dressing.


Amazing.
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