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So, apparently many of America's leading historians, concerned over the lack of public interest in Revolutionary War-era American history, have declared Martha Washington to have been a stone-cold fox who married George because he was apparently quite hunky (despite his cavalier approach to dental hygiene).


Me-oww!

Given all the talk of our current President and First Lady being hailed as "style icons" in the media these days, I can't help but think that this is part of an effort to revamp America's image by emphasizing similarities between popular presidential figures and the current administration, especially after the near-universally reviled Bush administration--an association which for the last eight years has tainted the U.S. in the eyes of the rest of the world.

But that's boring.  What world leaders (and their husbands/wives) would you fuck?
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #1 on: 02 Feb 2009, 16:12 »

Martha Washington better have been a stone-cold fox if she was married to a motherfucker who had like... 30 goddamn dicks.

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« Reply #2 on: 02 Feb 2009, 16:14 »

I'll maintain 'til my dying day that Queen Elizabeth II was quite the foxy lady when she was young.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #3 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:40 »

It is scary how many people I know who harbor disturbing crushes on Vladimir Putin.  It's only three or four, but that is really too many.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #4 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:45 »

Well why not, LOOK AT HIM



He is a buffet of manliness.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #5 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:46 »

I suppose I might be the only person here who listens to the Bugle.

In which case I have a hard-on for Florence Nightingale.


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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #6 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:48 »

Not a world leader!
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #7 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:49 »

SHUT UP YOU

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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #8 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:04 »



though instead of boning her it's a lot more likely i'd end up just stammering and telling her how pretty she was over and over instead.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #9 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:11 »

Man, why am I the first person to mention the current French PM's gorgeous wife, Carla Bruni?



edit: Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #10 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:17 »

I was thinking the exact same thing only I didn't want to post anything after Micheal's post.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #11 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:29 »

Now I have no idea what he looks like, but this thread is reminding me of one amusing Trivial Pursuit question:

Q: Which Mexican president really lives up to his name?

A: Vicente Fox
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« Reply #12 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:41 »

Trivial Pursuit has gone boy crazy!
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #13 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:47 »

Queen Rania of Jordan is pretty doable. Seems to go pretty heavy on the makeup in most pics though. Whatever.
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« Reply #14 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:51 »

Q: Which Mexican president really lives up to his name?

A: Vicente Fox

seriously? they're setting the bar kind of low, aren't they?



he's not a bad looking dude, but i'm not so sure this image comes to mind when i'm thinking "oh man do you know who is such a dreamboat".
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« Reply #15 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:28 »

Maybe he's cunning.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #16 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:32 »

Maybe he smells overwhelmingly of urine.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #17 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:48 »

Totally Ignorant Black Guy Comment Warning!!!

I'd so totally dagger Hilary Clinton.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #18 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:49 »

Maybe he became president by marking the office with urine.
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« Reply #19 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:51 »

That would be cunning.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #20 on: 03 Feb 2009, 02:42 »

Yulia Tymoshenko, 2005's #3 World's Most Powerful Women. Also, awesome hair. And she would crush any dissent with an iron fist.

IN BED.
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #21 on: 03 Feb 2009, 02:56 »

Another forum I post on (gasp) had a thread during the 2007 presidential primaries to decide which candidate's partner we would most likely bone. Despite the forum being 99% male, Bill Clinton still won.



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« Reply #22 on: 03 Feb 2009, 04:32 »

Has Bill started dying his hair? Oh silly Bill, why be a fox when you can be a silver fox.
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« Reply #23 on: 03 Feb 2009, 04:48 »

Bill Clintons hair turned white under the stress that came naturally with his position. US presidents seem to age much faster than regular people, it's interesting.
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« Reply #24 on: 03 Feb 2009, 04:52 »

All national leaders, not just U.S. Presidents. Just look at Tony Blair when he first became P.M., and when he quit. Actually he aged more than most.

(Also I know Clinton used to have almost-black hair, I just thought it was funny that Dovey posted a picture of him from his dark-hair period.)
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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #25 on: 03 Feb 2009, 09:35 »

Queen Rania of Jordan

That is a stunning woman.  "Bone" just seems too crude for such beauty.  I would allow her to have sex with me.
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« Reply #26 on: 03 Feb 2009, 11:32 »



What up, powerful German lady tits?
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« Reply #27 on: 03 Feb 2009, 11:50 »

That picture is just crying out for a caption contest.

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« Reply #28 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:07 »

Jens is now wishing he could be that close to a pair of tits that epic.
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« Reply #29 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:09 »

the Norwegian Prime minister

Aaaaactually, for that matter...

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« Reply #30 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:15 »

Yeah, uhm, Jens Stoltenberg, at least a few years ago-Stoltenberg ...not bad. At all. Not that I'd really all him a world leader, but he's a leader somewhere in the world, at least.
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« Reply #31 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:20 »

Do they have to be modern world leaders?

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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #32 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:29 »

What about daughters of world leaders?



Alice Roosevelt. I'd like to be her rough rider.
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« Reply #33 on: 04 Feb 2009, 01:13 »

Has Bill started dying his hair? Oh silly Bill, why be a fox when you can be a silver fox.

It was the best picture that demonstrated his dreamy smile.

Also, I've noticed BHO has aged noticeably even just through the election and transition.
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« Reply #34 on: 04 Feb 2009, 04:47 »

Princesses count?








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« Reply #35 on: 04 Feb 2009, 05:26 »

You can't fool me, that first one you've just got a Footballer's Wife and put a silly hat on her.
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« Reply #36 on: 04 Feb 2009, 07:15 »

Yulia Tymoshenko, 2005's #3 World's Most Powerful Women. Also, awesome hair. And she would crush any dissent with an iron fist.

IN BED.




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« Reply #37 on: 04 Feb 2009, 08:51 »

I can't believe nobody posted Hitler for awkward shock laugh yet.
But I'm German so I can't.


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Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
« Reply #38 on: 04 Feb 2009, 10:32 »



Elizabeth Kucinich anyone?
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« Reply #39 on: 04 Feb 2009, 10:46 »

The key here is LEADERS.  Dennis Kucinich has never made it out of the primaries.  Even if his wife is smokin'.
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« Reply #40 on: 04 Feb 2009, 11:36 »

I have to stop reading this thread.

No, really.
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« Reply #41 on: 05 Feb 2009, 17:43 »

Even though he's been kicked out of office, does this guy count?
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« Reply #42 on: 05 Feb 2009, 18:11 »

Not to mention Him

and Her

and even You betcha.
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« Reply #43 on: 05 Feb 2009, 18:43 »

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« Reply #44 on: 05 Feb 2009, 19:36 »

Just because Sufjan Stevens made an album all about your state, that doesn't make you a world leader.
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« Reply #45 on: 05 Feb 2009, 21:53 »

Technicalities.
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« Reply #46 on: 06 Feb 2009, 08:14 »

He has pretty nice teeth.
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« Reply #47 on: 09 Feb 2009, 02:11 »

I can't believe nobody posted Hitler for awkward shock laugh yet.
But I'm German so I can't.

Honestly? Eva Braun, dogg. Not a word of a lie.



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« Reply #48 on: 09 Feb 2009, 02:54 »

48 years is a big and unfashionable number but I am down. Yulia.
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« Reply #49 on: 09 Feb 2009, 02:56 »

man i can't be the only guy who would bone barack obama
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