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Author Topic: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children  (Read 10926 times)

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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #50 on: 15 Feb 2009, 16:17 »

Josef, the best revenge is to ignore them.

It was actually a cultural imperative that the brother would marry the widow and produce children in the brother's name.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #51 on: 15 Feb 2009, 16:21 »

I just thought it would be later on in the bible that they might have denied it, I was only wondering.

Personally ignoring doesn't have the same amount of kick as setting fire to something, but I suppose I could keep my pyromaniacal desires to myself.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #52 on: 15 Feb 2009, 16:24 »

There was a mention of it in the Gospels, but not a prohibition. I think the practice just died out over the millenia.

The problem with blowing things up is that it makes the victims into heros.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #53 on: 16 Feb 2009, 02:30 »

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we have come too far to reduce a woman's "right" to mean the "right to kill her own children."

Hey guys it turns out that they are feminists! Allllllriiiight!
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #54 on: 16 Feb 2009, 02:35 »

Oh I didn't intend to blow the people up, just the building. Without capital and without a sustainable base things like this swiftly wither.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #55 on: 16 Feb 2009, 11:19 »

Y'all a bunch of babykillers
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #56 on: 16 Feb 2009, 15:07 »

Or we could acquire lots and lots of them, pack them with minute amounts of C4 place them at key structural points in their offices and then throw in a match and watch the fireworks.

Actually, and this is interesting. Throwing a match at C4 won't do anything.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #57 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:15 »

I find it interesting that they mention Oxytocin and Vasopressin.

As a Paramedic, Vasopressin is in my Cardiac Arrest algorithm.  Interesting that the emotional properties are emphasized as opposed to the vasoconstrictive properties.  Chemicals are amazing, aren't they?

And Iron_Fist is right.  The demo guys used to use C4 as fire material, as in, light it, and let it burn.  It burns nicely, as a matter of fact.  You can boil water over it.  Just don't try to put it out by hitting it against anything...  :evil:

C4 is usually quite stable and requires the shock of a blasting cap to detonate it.  It is considered a High Order explosive.

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Based upon the doctrine espoused by this focused piece of "literature" I'm going to go with "Catholic Church" as one of the primary sponsors.

It is primarily a religious agenda being supported by carefully cherry-picked "evidence", much of which is anecdotal, which makes it patently UN-scientific.

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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #58 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:21 »

As of course, opposed to semtex. Which will go off if you sneeze at it.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #59 on: 19 Feb 2009, 08:35 »

As of course, opposed to semtex. Which will go off if you sneeze at it.

Funny, the same thing happens to me. Guess that's why I use condoms.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #60 on: 19 Feb 2009, 11:26 »

I read about as far as "incest victims can use the birth of the child to expose the incest".

So using a baby to solve your own problems is okay, but mercifully ending its fucked-up life (genetically, and otherwise) before it begins isn't?
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #61 on: 19 Feb 2009, 11:34 »

Dammit Iron_Fist, I'm a historian not a explosives expert.
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #62 on: 19 Feb 2009, 12:25 »

I read about as far as "incest victims can use the birth of the child to expose the incest".

So using a baby to solve your own problems is okay, but mercifully ending its fucked-up life (genetically, and otherwise) before it begins isn't?
And if it doesn't come out "fucked-up", is it still "mercifully ending its life"?
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Re: Let Me Teach You About Sex and Abortions, Children
« Reply #63 on: 19 Feb 2009, 14:07 »

Both have points. It's not the fetus's fault how it was concieved. On the other hand, I'm not so sure being mommy's ticket to formal charges is the best start for a kid.
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