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A Nice Chat: The Game
« on: 04 Feb 2009, 15:58 »

 The website anicechat.net allows users to log on anonymously and have short conversations with many people.

 1. We see if we encounter eachother.
 2. Post funny conversations here.

Cory: Yo
Fred: ello
Cory: Fred.. where are you from?
Fred: ASL
Fred: JP
Cory: Cool cool
Fred: yes yes
Cory: 18/f/cali
Fred: nice
Fred: 19 m JP
Cory: Ooh
Fred: yes
Cory: So what kind of thing do you like in a girl
Fred: yes
Fred: ummm
Fred: personality
Cory: Aww
Fred: yes
Cory: How about big floppity dicks?
Fred: huh
Fred: i dont understand
Cory: Nothing is better than a girl with an enormous pecker, right?
Fred: ...then ur a dude
Cory: Only when my cock is out
Cory: Ever see Silence Of The Lambs?
Fred: ...lol
Fred: nope
Cory: Seriously? Good fucking movie
Fred: eva see the nightmare before christmas
Cory: I don't watch porno
Fred: oh
Fred: music
Fred: ???
Cory: Sex Bomb by Flipper is my faaaaave
Fred: ok
Fred: ur kinda creepy
Cory: Like Anthony Hopkins in Silence Of The Lambs
Cory: Did you ever see that?
Cory: Good fucking movie
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #1 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:19 »

Haha thats Awesome!!
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #2 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:20 »

This has so much potential
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #3 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:29 »

...for creepiness.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #4 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:53 »

So much potential for Hannah talking to random people and linking them to pictures of anthropomorphic cows with huge tits and massive cocks.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #5 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:54 »

Or a naked erect Hitler showing off his buttplug collection.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #6 on: 04 Feb 2009, 16:58 »

Hey now, those pictures are being saved for someone special. I don't go around showing them to just anyone!
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #7 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:09 »

odi: hello
cyberme!: aiii
cyberme!: im so horny
cyberme!: tell me naughty things
cyberme!: i am masturbating
odi: once i ate a crayon
odi: and got given out to by the teacher
cyberme!: tell me a sex story
odi: once upon a time there was a princess
cyberme!: ...
odi: a sexy robot princess
cyberme!: ..
odi: and she was in love with a beautiful alien warlord
cyberme!: ...
odi: i am unsure as to whether you are the sexy robot princess or the beautiful alien warlord
cyberme!: ..
cyberme!: how abut we cyber
odi: i am getting to that
odi: but it is important that i know whether you are the sexy robot princess or the beautiful alien warlord so i can get into character
cyberme!: ok
cyberme!: im sexy princess
odi: jolly good
odi: so the alien warlord comes down from orbit in his massive spaceship
odi: it is five miles long, and brimming with guns
odi: and he annihilates the princess' palace guards
cyberme!: ....
odi: the princess is standing in the ruins of her castle, crying, when the alien warlord comes before her
odi: (i am setting the scene)
odi: "so there, roborina, do you defy me any longer?"
cyberme!: no?
odi: "ahahaha! your planet is mine. and i shall take you for my robotic harem!"
cyberme!: ok
odi: "you seem remarkably nonchalant about this. i have destroyed your planet and killed your robot people. why are you not raging against me?"
cyberme!: i wanna fuck you...
odi: "ah, you cannot resist my alien warlord charms"
cyberme!: exactly
odi: the alien warlord steps back and unbuckles his warrobes
cyberme!: strips down
odi: "your cybernetic breasts are pleasing to me, roborina"
odi: the warlord takes his mighty staffs of power in hand and raises them to full strength
odi: they throb invitingly in front of your ocular receptors
odi: "fine roborina, if you still defy me, i have no choice"
odi: the warlord's jaws distend, and he tears off your robotic exoskeleton and switches you off
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #8 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:16 »

Odi. You are a god amongst men. I bow down to you.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #9 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:27 »

I don't know what's more amazing about that. The story, or the fact that the person stuck around until the end.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #10 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:35 »

So I entered a chat and tried to be dirty, but i just felt gross and had to leave. Attempt #2 I decided to be "gangsta Liz," known and loved by many on the forums.

Liz: yo yo yo wut up
enter: hi Liz
enter: laxin
enter: kickin bak
enter: yuorself/
Liz: you know it dawg
enter: ?
Liz: fuckin chillaxin
enter: asl
enter: ?
Liz: 17/f/nyc
enter: 22 m TD
Liz: td? fucks td?
Liz: the hell you smokin
Liz: man fuck you
Liz: im gettin outta her

It did not last.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #11 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:51 »

I'm fonzie.

Fonzie: HI GTS!
GTS: Yo yoy yo wut up
GTS: The Fonz!
Fonzie: heyyyyyyyyyyyy
GTS: Oh shit dawg
Fonzie: indeed!
GTS: Ey Fonz
GTS: Had a question
Fonzie: go ahead.
GTS: How was it to jump the shark?
Fonzie: it was fantasssticcccc
Fonzie: where you atttt?
GTS: I'm in Quebec, Canada
GTS: Where's the Fonz at?
Fonzie: Ontario,Canada
GTS: Oh great
Fonzie: you know it!
GTS: How's the English side of Canada?
Fonzie: It's good!
GTS: Do you like flying kites?
Fonzie: I don't fly them much, but when I do I usually have a good time. do you?
GTS: Yes I do
Fonzie: Neat.
Fonzie: do you like chicken?
GTS: We should go fly kites some day
GTS: I do I do
Fonzie: awesome possum.
GTS: Never ate possum
Fonzie: i like kites.
GTS: Pretty tasty
Fonzie: indeed.
GTS: Well, it was fun talking to you
GTS: Take Care Fonz
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #12 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:59 »

I have engaged in another conversation. This one has a surprise ending, so stay tuned!

steve: sup dawg
steve: how u
Liz: Pleased as punch.
Liz: Thank you kindly, good sir.
steve: awesome
steve: y?
Liz: My mother has just purchased for me a rather lovely pair of trousers.
steve: cool
steve: wat they like?
Liz: Well they are trousers, I suppose.
steve: awesome
Liz: Sort of a new-fangled item for women
steve: wat
Liz: I am not quite used to the idea of wearing them.
steve: girls hav been wearing trousers since ages
steve: we'r doin it in history
steve: d suffragees
Liz: Why sir I think you must have a different history than I.
steve: were are u?
Liz: It is rather unsightly for a women to wear trousers.
steve: wat no
Liz: I am perhaps a little frightened of what society might think of me.
steve: peeps not gonna care whether you wear trousers
steve: we r more advanced than that now
Liz: But Steven, I beg your pardon.
Liz: I am perhaps one of the first ladies in town to own a pair of trousers.
steve: wow
steve: wher are you then
steve: the 50s
steve: ?
Liz: I think the men might look at me as though I were some sort of freak
steve: all d girlz i no only wear dresses and shit when dey r goin out
Liz: And they wear trousers the rest of the time?
steve: yes
Liz: How revolutionary!
Liz: I simply must tell mother and father.
steve: awh liz
steve: i am gonna stop taking the piss now
steve: no more trousers and suffragees
Liz: No more trousers?
steve: liz
Liz: Have they been made illegal?
steve: i am in meebly
steve: it is odi
Liz: HAHA
Liz: Oh god.
steve: well played though
steve: i think that'd be a good one to use again
Liz: I think so.
Liz: I am going to post it.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #13 on: 04 Feb 2009, 17:59 »

Orangepeas disconnected from me like three times.

Then I just got Hannah.

This isn't very titillating yet
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #14 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:02 »

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #15 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:03 »

steve: we'r doin it in history
steve: d suffragees

Incredible.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #16 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:07 »

I like how at the beginning of the Fonzie/GTS conversation GTS is all ready to be all gansta and then he realises he's talking to the Fonz and it's like WHOOOOOSH hello childhood reversion.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #17 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:08 »

FAGGOT: hI
Liz: HI
FAGGOT: Where did you come from
Liz: OUTER SPACE LOL
FAGGOT: I see
FAGGOT: Are you really a girl?
Liz: HAHA OF COURSE
FAGGOT: Guess what
Liz: Y WOULD I LIE
FAGGOT: If you are really a girl
FAGGOT: you are the first girl I have conversed with in more than a month
Liz: LOL REALLY
Liz: HAHA YOU ARE SAD
FAGGOT: Yup
FAGGOT: No no
Liz: HAHA YEA
FAGGOT: I'm glad I do not have to converse with such vile, crotch bleeding creatures
Liz: DUDE WATS UR PROBLEM
FAGGOT: No problem bro
Liz: NO U GOT A PROBLEM
Liz: WTF
FAGGOT: Everyone has problems
FAGGOT: Some people have larger problems than others..
Liz: URS R WORSE
Liz: WHY U HATE GIRLS
Liz: MAYBE I HATE YOU
FAGGOT: No way
FAGGOT: Oh lawd
FAGGOT: I don't hate girls at all
Liz: HAHA R U FROM THE SOUTH
FAGGOT: I'm from Canada
Liz: Y U SAYIN LAWD THEN
FAGGOT: I don't know? I like the phrase
FAGGOT: It makes me feel like a dirty southern inbred?
Liz: MAN UR JUST A POSER ARENT YOU
Liz: FUCK THAT
FAGGOT: OH YEAH BABY
FAGGOT: SUPER POSER

I swear it was a forumite but nobody in meebo confessed. WAS IT U? LOL.

And in our second installment, CyKitten attempts to connect with her favorite QC character. Shrunk down because some people don't think it's funny. pfffft

CyKitten: OMG
CyKitten: Hanners
Hanners: Um... hi.
CyKitten: you are sooooooooooo cute
Hanners: Uh... thanks?
Hanners: You know me?
Hanners: Do I know you?
CyKitten: but I totally liked you better when you were first introduced intot he comic
CyKitten: I liked your long hair better
Hanners: Wait what?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
CyKitten: I imagined sweeping it off your face as I kissed you passionately
CyKitten: now it's all FOOF and nowhere near as sexy
Hanners: My hair foofs?
Hanners: How do you know that?
CyKitten: well after you cut it and went all crazy with the OCD
Hanners: Are you sitting outside my window?
Hanners: How do you know about my OCD?!?!?
Hanners: You're starting to scare me.
CyKitten: to be honest your counting thing is pretty hot
CyKitten: does Winslow have a camera?
Hanners: How do you know about Winslow?
Hanners: WHO SENT YOU?
CyKitten: because you could totally do a sexy webcam video
CyKitten: everyone would love to see that
Hanners: Everyone?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
CyKitten: maybe you could get Tai to visit and make it even sexier
Hanners: How do you know all my friends?
CyKitten: I bet Dora would be willing to get in on the action too
Hanners: How... how do you know about her?
Hanners: Where are you from?
Hanners: Why are you doing this?
CyKitten: dude, EVERYONE knows about all you guys
CyKitten: there are people scrutinising your every move
Hanners: All us guys?
Hanners: Are we on a reality show?
CyKitten: I mean, getting drukn? totally out of character
Hanners: Are we being filmed?
CyKitten: you should have seen the uproar on the boards over that
Hanners: The boards?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
Hanners: I am so confused.
CyKitten: QCFan&^# has quit reading the comic now
CyKitten: never coming back
Hanners: QC?
CyKitten: it's so sad, he was your biggest fan
Hanners: What is QC?
Hanners: I have fans?
Hanners: Oh goodness.
CyKitten: Questionable Content, silly!
Hanners: What is that?
CyKitten: it's a webcomic, duh
CyKitten: yo're in it, how can you not know about it?
Hanners: Someone is drawing a comic about my life?
CyKitten: I don't think you're really Hanners at all
Hanners: That's weird.
CyKitten: I bet you're soem imposter
CyKitten: trying to steal her identity
Hanners: No I am  the only Hanners!
Hanners: There is only one.
CyKitten: if you were really Hanners then you wouldn't be so dumb!
CyKitten: I HATE YOU
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #18 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:25 »

So two people from meebo knowingly talk to each other with fake names and post it here? This thread is quickly becoming the Carlos Mencia of the forums.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #19 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:27 »

You are ruining the illusion, Tyler.


I should have found some qc porn to post in that conversation.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #20 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:27 »

Is there something wrong with me that I don't find this funny at all?
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #21 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:28 »

I am simply stating this goes from humorous to inane once you take out the element of outside strangers. Even then, unless done well, you more or less are running a Jerky Boys skit over a chat room.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #22 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:30 »

Haha GTS is actually me.

And I just talked to Liiz too. Hanners isn't very subtle, uh Liz.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #23 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:31 »

Yeah this isn't turning out so great.

I tried this earlier but the person I got was just so damned reasonable and non-moronic that it took all the fun out of it.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #24 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:35 »

You want to make fun of moronic people without being face to face? Have you ever heard of Xbox Live?
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #25 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:47 »

Yeah, what about it?
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #26 on: 04 Feb 2009, 18:59 »

After a failed initial conversation with someone named rowlf i happened upon cerberus.

Robbie: Man whats it like having two heads??
Robbie: I get by with one generally, I would see no reason for two
cerberus: it would be great, i think. although i don't. no, me neither as i have 3
Robbie: ah yes
Robbie: greek ledgend fail
cerberus: guarding hades is hard. i think its easy. i'm not so sure but its tiring.
Robbie: have you ever thought of relaxing, maybe getting a massage?
Robbie: Those heads must put an awful strain onyour spine
cerberus: i have. we have no time for friviloities. not enough money either, damn cheapskates.
Robbie: You should take it to the man
cerberus: the spine is fine. i feel a little twinge every now and again. its quite painful at times, really.
cerberus: i agree, we should eat hades. but who would pay us then? i'm not begging yahweh for a job again, no way.
Robbie: I hear santa claus is on the lookout for a bodyguarad
Robbie: bodyguard*
Robbie: some of the reindeer are getting a bit uppity
Robbie: something about the cold and the long hours
cerberus: all those elves? i love little people. i'm afraid we may hurt them.
cerberus: the cold, oh no. i wouldn't mind a change. it might be interesting to try cold for a short while.
Robbie: sure your up for that, you've been a long time in the heat
cerberus: i don't know, change isn't always good. lets try something different, i say. it could be like an adventure.
cerberus: how are you anyway, robbie? yes, robbie, how goes it? yes, robbie, tell us of yourself.
Robbie: Oh what would you like to know?
cerberus: how is it with one head? yes, how, surely it is unfortunate? how is it without bothersome brethren?
Robbie: It's pretty wonderfull most of the time, never got bullied in school because of it anyway
Robbie: people don't look at me funny and generally life goes by in a normal fashion
cerberus: bullied? what is this bullying? though we did eat a man yesterday when he looked at us funny, didn't we?
cerberus: yes. true. yes, we did.
cerberus: is this bullying? is it? explain please robbie?
Robbie: No, unless he mentioned to one of you on the quizical and possibly humourous nature of your tri headed circumstance it was merely a casual glance
Robbie: Calling you a three headed spawn of hell, whilst acurate probably would count as bullying
cerberus: i didn't think it casual. it was rather rude. he did point also.
Robbie: Oh dear, that man deserved to be eaten
cerberus: a three headed spawn of hell? how rude. would you like to suffer the same fate, mortal?
Robbie: I say bring it "CerbePUSSY""
cerberus: we prefer the underworld. yes, much more accurate. oh, now its on mortal.
Robbie: Oh yeah, gonna dig your way out of there?
cerberus: fricasseed? broiled, i think. how about pureed?
cerberus: ooh, pureed. yes, very good. indeed.
Robbie: Pureed, like a tomato? I am no tomato foul beast
cerberus: now where has he gone? i thought he was with you? you haven't lost him?
cerberus: his voice. there it is. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: BOOM
cerberus: haha. wait, who said that? you missed, useless the both of you.
cerberus: again, then. yes, again. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: ARGH
Robbie: My fucking anke
Robbie: ankle, that stung
cerberus: yes. finish him. he can no longer run.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: Confounded hound, that was my achilles ankle, my one and only weakness
cerberus: stomp him, i want puree. also me. yes, that sounds good.
cerberus: stomp. stomp. stomp.
cerberus: is he dead? i don't hear anything? me neither?
Robbie: haha he's going to have to eat the poison in my blood
Robbie: MWAHAHAHAHA
Robbie: dies.....
cerberus: poison?! wait, stop. oh, no, i've already started.
Robbie: Immortal my ass
cerberus: argh. noooooo. fwump.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #27 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:02 »

I lol'd a little. Well played, sir.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #28 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:13 »

Yeah this isn't turning out so great.

I tried this earlier but the person I got was just so damned reasonable and non-moronic that it took all the fun out of it.


Okay, est, we can fix this. What you need to do is log into WoW, then actually go on an instance run. Roll on everything. Everything. If anyone says anything about it, just respond with "NO U". Take screenshots.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #29 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:23 »

haha neat.

oh sorry i kept disconnecting from you, my internet is screwed up. :(
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #30 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:24 »

Wait, so you're all just signing into this thing under aliases, talking to each other using assumed personae, laughing about it in Meebo then posting it here?

Whoa circle-jerk.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #31 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:32 »

Wait, so you're all just signing into this thing under aliases, talking to each other using assumed personae, laughing about it in Meebo then posting it here?

Whoa circle-jerk.

That attitude is exactly why you weren't invited.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #32 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:40 »

007 yo: Yo
Liz: Sup
007 yo: Not much. How about you?
Liz: Not too much
007 yo: So, is  life treating you bad?
Liz: A little bit. I keep having to deal with this crushing feeling that I have nowhere to turn but to my alcohol and razor blades
Liz: How's life treating you?
007 yo: Ohhh. =\
007 yo: Well I'm feeling a little sad. My best friends in a mental hospital,and this girl I like thinks im a creep
Liz: Yeah, getting people drunk and cutting them up is probably not a good hobby for me. People are starting to ask questions
Liz: Why does the girl think you're a creep?
007 yo: Well because she knows I like her, but I never talk to her at all. I tried to text her once (one of my friends suggested it), but she never responded. Which was a pretty stupid mood.
007 yo: and cutting isn't good at all, in my opinion
007 yo: It's hard to hide
007 yo: and very unhealthy
Liz: I thought it would be okay if I cut other people.
Liz: So they didn't have to cut themselves
007 yo: Woah wait
007 yo: you cut other people?
Liz: Well yeah, it'd be silly to cut myself with razorblades. That'd probably hurt
007 yo: Ohh...who do you cut instead?
Liz: Usually anyone I can lure back to my home. If all else fails, I go find a homeless person
007 yo: Ah
007 yo: Do you kill them?
Liz: No, just cut them a bit so that my sorrow goes away
007 yo: Ah. You might not wanna do that
007 yo: instead you should do something that isn't so illegal
Liz: They are so drunk they never seem to mind
007 yo: like cut pillows
Liz: But pillows don't bleed silly
007 yo: Yeahh, true
007 yo: Well I gotta get to bed
Liz: How can my pain and sorrow be washed away in blood if there is no blood
007 yo: It was nice talking to ya
007 yo: Cya
Liz: Watch yer back


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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #33 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:42 »

DISCLAIMER:

That was not me.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #34 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:50 »

i am still waiting for t-rex and utaraptor dialog

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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #35 on: 04 Feb 2009, 19:55 »

Her: hullo hullo
**Nox**: hey hey
**Nox**: Ypu from?+
**Nox**: yoou from
Her: there
Her: you?
**Nox**: Oh, there...;)
Her: yes. THERE there
**Nox**: overhere
Her: aha
**Nox**: fast
**Nox**: so...
Her: is it dark where you are?
**Nox**: what do you do??
**Nox**: yes?? why??
Her: because you are called nox!
Her: i do thinks
Her: *things
**Nox**: You talk latinn??
**Nox**: speak, sry
Her: no
**Nox**: i know then
**Nox**: how know then??
Her: avada kedavra!
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #36 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:01 »

gocart: dick


Well that was quick.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #37 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:17 »

Linds I giggled at the end there. Well played.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #38 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:23 »

BluInk: Omg, are you really Last.FM?
lastfm: hold on, i'm scrobbling something
BluInk: *Giddy*
lastfm: lots of people listening to music tonight
BluInk: Oooooh, I see.
BluInk: I wonder, who's your favorite artist?
lastfm: sunset rubdown
lastfm: spencer krug
lastfm: i like indie rock/alternative rock, classic rock, and prog rock, you?
BluInk: Throw in some Neo-Soul and some Old School/underground Hip-Hop and you've got me.
lastfm: interesting
lastfm: whats your favorite artist/s
BluInk: According to my Last.FM, Nujabes, Beck, and Broken Social Scene
BluInk: I like Mogwai and Sigur Ros too tho'.
lastfm: i
lastfm: love sigur ros
lastfm: and explosions in the sky
lastfm: and godspeed you black emporer
BluInk: Do Make Say think
BluInk: And and and This Will Destroy You?
lastfm: i would love them, except i haven't listened to them
lastfm: but i know i'd love them
BluInk: :|
lastfm: any band in that genre
lastfm: is awesome
BluInk: Except Battles. =\
lastfm: do you like wolf parade
BluInk: That's one of those bands I always keep overlooking.
lastfm: as in haven't listened to yet?'
BluInk: Ever thought it ironic that most bands from Montreal are good, except the one named "Of Montreal"?
BluInk: Yeah, I haven't listened to Wold Parade yet.
lastfm: lol of montreal is from georgia though
BluInk: That's another ironic thing.
lastfm: most bands from canada are good
lastfm: and most bands with the word wolf in them are good
BluInk: It's like Maple Syrup and flannel are the ingredients of a good band.
lastfm: theres a genius in wolf parade named spencer krug, who is also the driving force behind sunset rubdown, my favorite band
lastfm: whats your handle for last fm?
BluInk: BluInk. =]
lastfm: add me, i'm nyankfan04
BluInk: Added. =D
BluInk: High compatibility. xD
lastfm: haha
lastfm: theres one girl i have
lastfm: who is Super
lastfm: like fullll
BluInk: Is she hawt?
lastfm: lol i love her so no matter how she looks i find her attractive
lastfm: i think shes hot
BluInk: marimp3?
lastfm: good guess
BluInk: Oh, hey, she likes Of Montreal. =|
lastfm: haha
lastfm: she likes a lot
BluInk: Feh.
BluInk: Are you on the QC forums?
lastfm: no
lastfm: shoud i be
BluInk: Yes.
lastfm: why
lastfm: ive never heard of it
lastfm: questionable content?
BluInk: Yar.
lastfm: haha i haven't been part of a forum
lastfm: in ages
BluInk: You lie.
BluInk: Brb; piss-take.
lastfm: do I ?
BluInk: =\ You tell me ma'am.
lastfm: i am part of forums
lastfm: actively? no
BluInk: I see.


He did not mind me calling him ma'am. =\


EDIT::
Pedobear: Hello
BluInk: O.o
*terminate*

I think I'm doing this wrong.

I'm having fun now...

BluInk: Mazda?
ZOOM: I can't tell you, it's a secret
ZOOM: i can say, 7.
BluInk: New RX-7?
ZOOM: I can't tell you
ZOOM: Shit i've said too much
BluInk: Oooh
ZOOM: they're coming for me
ZOOM: carry on my legacy
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #39 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:32 »

Oh hey, I talked to Pedobear earlier.  They are from Florida.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #40 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:35 »

Oh, hey, I didn't stay long enough to find out.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #41 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:37 »

 I also chatted with Pedobear. We had a good talk about him being a pedophile.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #42 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:38 »

Unless you are talking to complete strangers and mocking them then I'm not sure of the point of this.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #43 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:39 »

I think this person took it way too seriously...

Tiffany: hi
BluInk: Why hello, Tiffany.
Tiffany: hows it going
BluInk: Good, good, I'm sick and I'm out of leeches.
BluInk: So that's bad, but I'm alive.
BluInk: You?
Tiffany: going good
BluInk: ASL?
Tiffany: 20/f/florida
BluInk: O Reilly?
BluInk: Females exist on the inter-tubes?
Tiffany: yes
BluInk: Well screw me running.
BluInk: So what are you into?
Tiffany: what do you mean by that
BluInk: Hobbies, interests, vices, rap sheet... etc
Tiffany: mostly hang out with freinds, listen to music, and roam the internet
Tiffany: what do you like
BluInk: Vinegar.
Tiffany: really
BluInk: Yes... Quick! Put the money in the China!
*Connection lost with Tiffany*

Next:

[Talking with Pedobear]
BluInk: OH COME ON
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #44 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:40 »

Oh this is no fun. I am actually having quite a nice conversation with someone who has very similar music taste to me.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #45 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:44 »

sdsd: hello
BluInk: 'Llo
sdsd: how are you
BluInk: Your name. How do you pronounce it?
sdsd: sduh sduh
BluInk: Oh, I am- HOLY FREAKIN' POWER BANANAS FROM HELL, IT'S BURNING!!!!

The person I was conversing with about music left... =|

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sdsd: fag
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #46 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:54 »

Oh this is no fun. I am actually having quite a nice conversation with someone who has very similar music taste to me.

How unfortunate.
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #47 on: 04 Feb 2009, 20:56 »

It's a pity chacha.com took away their unregistered 'search with guide' feature. That was far more entertaining than just talking to forum members under different names.

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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #48 on: 04 Feb 2009, 21:43 »

 You can't lose the game just because someone says "The Game". The fact that they are telling you means that they lost first, so it doesn't count. If you want to make someone lose the game, you have to be sneaky about it and make it seem like you don't know what you are doing. Example: You guys know who my favorite rapper is? The Game!


 EDIT: Oh you meant my title? Didn't even think about it. I thought you were talking about the folks who go on A Nice Chat with names like "The Game".
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Re: A Nice Chat: The Game
« Reply #49 on: 04 Feb 2009, 21:50 »

I just tried finding someone to chat to using the name "dicks".

It found me a person named Katie, but she dropped the connection as soon as it started.

I guess she don't like that kind of behaviour :(
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