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Albums to Fuck to
« on: 08 Feb 2009, 11:38 »
E.G. Dummy, Neptune

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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #1 on: 08 Feb 2009, 11:51 »
Kind of Blue, natch

Baez' Farewell, Angelina if she's into sweet folksingers

And how could you forget Marvin's Let's Get It On?
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« Reply #2 on: 08 Feb 2009, 12:27 »
God Ween Satan

LMLYP goes down a treat.
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« Reply #3 on: 08 Feb 2009, 13:26 »
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« Reply #4 on: 08 Feb 2009, 14:02 »
Tom Waits - The Heart of Saturday Night  This is the first thing I think of when I think of love-makin' music.
Dévics - Push the Heart
Bob Marley & the Wailers - Exodus (Mostly just for "Waiting In Vain" and "Turn Your Lights Down Low.")
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« Reply #5 on: 08 Feb 2009, 14:06 »
I am not defending this musician or any of the music he makes, which i generally dislike, but Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails was almost indirectly responsible for some of the dirtiest (good way) sex I have ever had. Give it a try.
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« Reply #6 on: 08 Feb 2009, 14:37 »
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« Reply #7 on: 08 Feb 2009, 14:43 »
Thurston Moore is so bad ass.
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« Reply #8 on: 08 Feb 2009, 15:22 »
Debussy - Chansons de Bilitis.
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« Reply #9 on: 08 Feb 2009, 15:37 »
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There are very few things you could have sex with to this music.  A wolverine, maybe.
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« Reply #10 on: 08 Feb 2009, 15:48 »
Moon Safari by Air


Obviously.
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« Reply #11 on: 08 Feb 2009, 16:43 »
Any techno song.
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« Reply #12 on: 08 Feb 2009, 17:42 »
John Cage's 4'33''.

Oh wait, an album you say?
Just make a mix consisting of only this song.
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« Reply #13 on: 08 Feb 2009, 17:44 »
Chaos is Me by Orchid.

If you fuck to anything else you are weak
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« Reply #14 on: 08 Feb 2009, 19:28 »
Mezzanine by Massive Attack will always be my lovemakin album.
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« Reply #15 on: 08 Feb 2009, 19:33 »
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There are very few things you could have sex with to this music.  A wolverine, maybe.

B-but... the cover says that the songs are about fucking! And there's an orgasming woman on the cover!

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Seriously though, one of these days me and my lady will do rad things to Songs About Fucking. She will probably not enjoy it as much as I would.
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« Reply #16 on: 08 Feb 2009, 20:07 »
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #17 on: 08 Feb 2009, 20:13 »
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
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« Reply #18 on: 08 Feb 2009, 20:25 »
Anyone who says Dummy or Mezzanine has the most boring sex.

I only fuck to McLusky and Prince.
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« Reply #19 on: 08 Feb 2009, 20:29 »
Although if I'm just jacking off I'll probably put on some Okkervil River. Nothing like a good cry-wank.
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« Reply #20 on: 08 Feb 2009, 21:24 »



Not that they are uber-sexy or anything, and I would probably be thinking about doin' Will Sheff while we were goin' at it, but goddamn I love those albums.
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« Reply #21 on: 08 Feb 2009, 21:26 »
I do it to Meshuggah.
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« Reply #22 on: 08 Feb 2009, 21:44 »
But really, anything by any 60s-70s Soul/R&B artist.
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« Reply #23 on: 08 Feb 2009, 21:49 »
Quote from: Hat on 08 Feb 2009, 20:25
Anyone who says Dummy or Mezzanine has the most boring sex.


Not really, it's kind of groovy.


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« Reply #24 on: 08 Feb 2009, 22:02 »
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« Reply #25 on: 08 Feb 2009, 22:04 »
Good choice. I've been trying to find a copy of that for ages.

The only thing worse than having sex to trip hop is having sex to dance punk.
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« Reply #26 on: 08 Feb 2009, 22:12 »
Like.. MSI ?
That's actually enjoyeable.
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« Reply #27 on: 09 Feb 2009, 03:30 »
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There are very few things you could have sex with to this music.  A wolverine, maybe.

B-but... the cover says that the songs are about fucking! And there's an orgasming woman on the cover!

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« Reply #28 on: 09 Feb 2009, 07:13 »
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« Reply #29 on: 09 Feb 2009, 07:19 »
You guys should enjoy deciding which album is the best to bone to while you can because in a few years you are going to look ridiculous if you pull this shit with a woman.

PS Popped my cherry to a mix CD that had Marilyn Manson and Ministry on it, when I was still in my punk rock/Ska phase, and then spent the next year basically abandoning punk rock altogether for depressing music and black clothes.

Its hilarious what a woman can do to a boy without even trying.
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« Reply #30 on: 09 Feb 2009, 08:29 »
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I do it to Meshuggah.

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« Reply #31 on: 09 Feb 2009, 10:12 »
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.
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« Reply #32 on: 09 Feb 2009, 11:11 »
Oh man, you just won the thread. Nick Cave's music is so sexy so often. It's like Elvis filtered through Satan.
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« Reply #33 on: 09 Feb 2009, 12:17 »
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« Reply #34 on: 09 Feb 2009, 13:13 »
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I do it to Meshuggah.

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Okay, I'll have to try screwing to an Origin album one day, and try thrusting in time to the snare hits.
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« Reply #35 on: 09 Feb 2009, 15:29 »
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« Reply #36 on: 10 Feb 2009, 14:09 »
The Ting-Tings.

Yes, the entire album.  Even the song in simlish.
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« Reply #37 on: 10 Feb 2009, 15:11 »
Pretty much anything made by Prince.



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That's actually enjoyable.

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« Reply #38 on: 10 Feb 2009, 18:20 »
Iron & Wine - Woman King EP. Sexy as hell.
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« Reply #39 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:42 »
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Iron & Wine - Woman King EP.

The Albums To Fall Asleep During Sex To Causing Great Embarassment  thread is four pages down.

This is a beautiful record. But unless you dig some napping with your carnal activity (during, not after) I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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« Reply #40 on: 11 Feb 2009, 11:12 »
For rough sex: You're a Woman, I'm a Machine, by  Death From Above 1979. Specifically the song "Pull out."

For tender lovemakin': Almost any album by Miles Davis or Marvin Gaye.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 Feb 2009, 13:48 »
Very specific, though it will make me sound like a major creep.

For de-virginating: The Cranberries' Search Results Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?
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« Reply #42 on: 11 Feb 2009, 13:49 »
Pelican, goddamnit.
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« Reply #43 on: 11 Feb 2009, 15:18 »
I would not feel embarrassed about fucking to Pelican actually, but I could not be stoned.
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« Reply #44 on: 11 Feb 2009, 15:49 »
anything by The Pixies. i don't know why but when i try to imagine having sex with music playing, this is all i can come up with that doesn't seem ridiculous.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 Feb 2009, 16:04 »
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« Reply #46 on: 11 Feb 2009, 16:07 »
Lovage - Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By



In the mediaf!re thread as of now.  AWESOME.  (Seriously some of the sexiest music I've ever heard by a very long shot.  Oh man.)
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« Reply #47 on: 11 Feb 2009, 23:53 »
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Also Sonic Youth are fucking amazing live. I can't believe my luck, I literally discovered them on a Sonic Youth gig.

Oh my yes, I actually first really got into them when they were playing Daydream Nation, it was amazing.

Beethoven's Ninth is pretty great, common though it may be. Also, some Psychedelic Furs are kinda great for that purpose. But I had my first to the dulcet tones of some iron maiden album, that was pretty great.
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« Reply #49 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:28 »
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anything by The Pixies. i don't know why but when i try to imagine having sex with music playing, this is all i can come up with that doesn't seem ridiculous.

Hehahaha.  Oh man, I could totally imagine bangin' to "Monkey Gone to Heaven."  Or even more amusing: "Here Comes Your Man."  I'd be too tempted to hum along, though.
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