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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #50 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:36 »
Basically you guys need to fuck more and geek less.
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« Reply #51 on: 12 Feb 2009, 09:24 »
Quote from: E. Spaceman on 12 Feb 2009, 00:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_veg1TXYVQ

That video is sick as fuck for all the right reasons

Quote from: Ballard on 12 Feb 2009, 08:36
fuck more and geek less.

Only if you're interested in fuckin'

As for you, onewheelwizzard: putting yourself into a sexy situation and then inserting Mike Patton in any way is basically guaranteed to either leave the woman in question unfulfilled as she yearns for sexy encounters with Mr Patton, or leaves her thinking "what is this shit this dork has put on while we fuck"

Trying to measure up against Lovage in sexy  stakes is doomed to failure. The title is inherently misleading.

Cosmic Slop would kind of work though but it would have to be on a mattress on the ground and at least 70 percent of the lighting would have to come from lava lamps and it would have to be on vinyl while the fish in the aquarium swim lazily back and forth.

Do ya dig it
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #52 on: 12 Feb 2009, 17:53 »
Terrifyer by Pig Destroyer!
When you can pull that off with someone, you know you have something special.
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #53 on: 12 Feb 2009, 19:12 »
Man I am digging this Lovage record but it seems just a tad too silly to put on during sex.

It flows well but then there's moments where I'd have a hard time not laughing.
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #54 on: 13 Feb 2009, 12:22 »
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Quote from: ImRonBurgundy? on 08 Feb 2009, 15:37
There are very few things you could have sex with to this music.  A wolverine, maybe.

B-but... the cover says that the songs are about fucking! And there's an orgasming woman on the cover!

</sarcasm>

Seriously though, one of these days me and my lady will do rad things to Songs About Fucking. She will probably not enjoy it as much as I would.

I have had sex while Songs About Fucking was playing. I guess that's really all there is to say about it, though.
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #55 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:39 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrpGhEVyrk0

get it? hurr hurr

but seriously folks what say you?
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #56 on: 13 Feb 2009, 22:21 »
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For rough sex: You're a Woman, I'm a Machine, by  Death From Above 1979. Specifically the song "Pull out."

For tender lovemakin': Almost any album by Miles Davis or Marvin Gaye.
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #57 on: 13 Feb 2009, 23:28 »
J Dilla - Crushin'

"Clean it up,
say I wanna crush all night..."
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #58 on: 16 Feb 2009, 23:01 »
Not three day ago I had sexy times with a ladyfriend of mine with Sheik Yerbouti playing in the background on random, I have been in you came on, followed by Jewish Princess. We turned it off after that, t'was far too humorous considering our circumstances and chemical state. I would recommend it.
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #59 on: 17 Feb 2009, 11:10 »
Whatever album I cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse is on.
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« Reply #60 on: 17 Feb 2009, 11:43 »
Why does it hurt when I pee by frank zappa

Ok, not the best song but guaranteed to get laughs.
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« Reply #61 on: 18 Feb 2009, 02:15 »
I lost my virginity to Savage Garden's "Savage Garden".  It wasnt too bad, mostly foreplay during "To the Moon & Back".  Then "I Want You".  I was done before the end of "Truly Madly Deeply" so i actually had to listen to about 2 minutes of it.
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« Reply #62 on: 18 Feb 2009, 02:41 »
Quote from: Vern LaVey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:15
I lost my virginity to Savage Garden's "Savage Garden"

both the sex and the music taste could only improve from here

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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #63 on: 18 Feb 2009, 12:19 »
 I lost my virginity to the soundtrack of FLCL by The Pillows. I probably can't think of albums I'd like to fuck to.. I don't really like music too much while I am banging.
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« Reply #64 on: 18 Feb 2009, 16:26 »
The more I think about it, the more I have try out my suggestion for Origin's "Antithesis".
Could be intense!
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #65 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:07 »
Quote from: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 02:41
Quote from: Vern LaVey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:15
I lost my virginity to Savage Garden's "Savage Garden"

both the sex and the music taste could only improve from here


True.  It wasn't my first choice, but even at my young age i was smart enough to let her pick the tunage.  The best i could do was find a woman into better music.  My current is into The Clash and Stray Cats so its not ALL bad. 

...and the sex... Well, im lasting longer at least.  :-)
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #66 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:08 »
Albums To Fuck To Thread: Now With Too Much Information

So, uh, I don't know if it's been said yet, but:



I think it would kick ass.
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« Reply #67 on: 18 Feb 2009, 21:06 »
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So, uh, I don't know if it's been said yet, but:



I think it would kick ass.

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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #68 on: 18 Feb 2009, 21:26 »
Hey guys: this!
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« Reply #69 on: 18 Feb 2009, 21:27 »
ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS! ROME PLOWS!
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #70 on: 19 Feb 2009, 04:01 »
Midian - CoF.

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« Reply #71 on: 19 Feb 2009, 08:45 »
Not a fan of sexin' to rock or metal; I normally end up pumping to the beat and that's no good, particularly if a) it's fast or b) it's in some odd time signature. I normally go for ambient these days, Eluvium's Talk Amongst the Trees, Belong's October Language or Tim Hecker's Harmony in Ultraviolet.

Alternatively, if my lady friend does not enjoy ambient, I might go for some rock with some irritating or masculine male vocals. Think Aerosmith. Just because I'll get so unaroused I'll take ages, and seem like a sex god.
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« Reply #72 on: 19 Feb 2009, 09:00 »
.. wow that's the most ass-backwards logic I've heard in a long time.
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« Reply #73 on: 19 Feb 2009, 09:09 »
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.. wow that's the most ass-backwards logic I've heard in a long time.

Without wanting to get into unnecessary details, trust me that it's some decent logic.
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« Reply #74 on: 19 Feb 2009, 09:13 »
Man being unaroused during sex is awful. Also, if the music is turning you off what's to say that it's not turning the lady off?
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« Reply #75 on: 19 Feb 2009, 09:25 »
..well, they don't complain about it. They're too busy moaning and gasping to talk much, though

 :-D :-D :-D :-D  :mrgreen: :police:
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« Reply #76 on: 20 Feb 2009, 12:16 »
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Man being unaroused during sex is awful. Also, if the music is turning you off what's to say that it's not turning the lady off?
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #77 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:08 »
Man Parisian Goldfish is the best thing.
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« Reply #78 on: 21 Feb 2009, 19:20 »
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Moon Safari by Air


Obviously.

this

this.

Also, most post rock will do.
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« Reply #79 on: 21 Feb 2009, 19:25 »
NO NO NO GOD NO.

Post rock is music for napping or doing homework.
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« Reply #80 on: 21 Feb 2009, 19:59 »
Voodoo - D'Angelo
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« Reply #81 on: 21 Feb 2009, 22:48 »
The Soft Bulletin.

Best sex ever!

Or if you're... just In the Aeroplane over the Sea if if you're feeling sinister
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Re: Albums to Fuck to
« Reply #82 on: 22 Feb 2009, 00:49 »
What's with no one mentioning some sexy deep-bassed electro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhYT0FT-_Zs

And whenever I play this the bird goes all cooey and lusting, waving her tailfeathers about :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OMMZ4ZNKg&feature=related
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« Reply #83 on: 22 Feb 2009, 05:00 »
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Post rock is music for napping or doing homework.

I can see where you're coming from, but you're not going to tell me that the pattern most post rock follows isn't excellent for sex. Slow build up, intense climax. Long songs without vocals that distract you. If you're putting on music you don't want it to be the center of the act. You want it in the background.
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« Reply #84 on: 22 Feb 2009, 10:10 »
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What's with no one mentioning some sexy deep-bassed electro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhYT0FT-_Zs

And whenever I play this the bird goes all cooey and lusting, waving her tailfeathers about :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OMMZ4ZNKg&feature=related
Let's listen to Gabba while having sex.

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« Reply #85 on: 22 Feb 2009, 10:25 »
Apparently my girlfriend was only kidding when she said "Mahna Mahna" would be fun music to listen to during foreplay.
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« Reply #86 on: 22 Feb 2009, 12:58 »
That is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard, and it doesn't need to be any more than that sentence.
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« Reply #87 on: 22 Feb 2009, 19:43 »
So, guys.  Uh:



Yeah?

For the making of the hot, raunchy sexy-time.
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« Reply #89 on: 22 Feb 2009, 20:28 »
I dunno. I love trip hop and I love trip hop during sex but that is an angry, dark, violent record.

I feel like it would only be appropriate for the nastiest, dirtiest hate sex, which I've never personally experienced.
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« Reply #90 on: 22 Feb 2009, 20:37 »
Wait, Guero or Tricky?
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« Reply #91 on: 22 Feb 2009, 20:47 »
Try and answer that one yourself, eh?
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« Reply #92 on: 22 Feb 2009, 22:09 »
Beat - Bowery Electric

When they want it rough, Downward Spiral by NIN.
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« Reply #93 on: 23 Feb 2009, 05:45 »
Tricky ... yeah, not so much.

I actually made my girlfriend have an asthma attack by playing pre-millenium tension. Doubt she wants to revisit that. Although, one form of heavy breathing and another ... who can tell them apart?
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« Reply #94 on: 23 Feb 2009, 10:45 »
Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan - Sunday at Devil Dirt

Especially "Come On Over (Turn Me On)"
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« Reply #95 on: 24 Feb 2009, 15:56 »
Brightblack Morning Light's self titled.

No other music turns me on more and i love to hear it whilst in bed with a girl/guy.

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« Reply #96 on: 24 Feb 2009, 16:24 »
Jokes aside, during foreplay, I'd probably just play "La La La" by Jern Eye.


Yeah, I'm that type-a' guy.
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« Reply #97 on: 24 Feb 2009, 17:48 »
Portishead's new album makes good sex.

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« Reply #98 on: 24 Feb 2009, 20:54 »
I lost my virginity while listening to Moonsorrow.  Folk metal makes everything more epic, including sex.
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« Reply #99 on: 25 Feb 2009, 01:20 »
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Portishead's new album makes good sex.

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The only thing worse than having sex to trip hop is having sex to dance punk.
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