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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #150 on: 13 Mar 2009, 23:32 »
Yo mama so fat she got like 3 different types of diabetes

She and Wilford Brimley are like really good friends actually just because all her medical supplies totally put food on his plate

And I mean Wilford isn't going to just let that go unthanked, he's a pretty good dude

He should probably shave though I mean really he looks like a Croatian farmer with that 'stache
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #151 on: 14 Mar 2009, 01:54 »
Yo' mama so fat they liposuction her every day for biodiesel.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #152 on: 15 Mar 2009, 00:57 »


Game. Set. Match.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #153 on: 15 Mar 2009, 17:23 »
Yo' mama so fat she buy pasties from a sailmaker.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #154 on: 15 Mar 2009, 20:14 »
Yo' mama so fat fusion be starting at her core.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #155 on: 16 Mar 2009, 02:45 »
Yo mama so huge that she tried using the Twin Towers as dildos (she is into DP) but when she sat on them she crushed them and the whole 9/11 thing was just a coverup.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #156 on: 16 Mar 2009, 03:49 »
Can I please go mega brutal without mods getting angry before this closes?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #157 on: 16 Mar 2009, 03:54 »
Yo' mama says it's past your bedtime.
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