From my relatively limited knowledge of European rail systems, ours is pretty shocking. There's always one major section of the line closed for no particularly good reason, you're almost certain to end up on a rail replacement bus at one point during your journey if it happens during a holiday or the weekend, and particularly if you're travelling anywhere near Chester you will miss your connection, you will end up stranded at a station for several hours with no idea what's going on, and you will be late. But the upside of travelling by train here, and it's a big upside, is that train lines have a special knack for travelling through the most beautiful part of any area and letting you see all the different parts of countryside. My favourite section of train line is the one that goes through Middlesborough (I was trying to find the name of the line but interestingly a Google search for the word "Middlesborough" elicits a content filter rating of 2375 [for reference, a search for "kitten porn" only gets a score of 2845]). Not only are the trains fairly punctual and the scenery nice, but the tables have built-in chess boards and Monopoly sets.