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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #150 on: 15 Feb 2009, 19:50 »

Liked it, put ring on it.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #151 on: 15 Feb 2009, 20:24 »

If I liked it, I shoulda
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #152 on: 15 Feb 2009, 20:28 »

Give me my damn shoes, bitches. (Wicked)

Give me my damn ring, son. (LotR)

Give me my damn vampire already. (Twilight)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #153 on: 15 Feb 2009, 21:49 »

Fuck Grendel and fuck his momma (Beowulf)
Fuck punctuation, its the goddamn apocalypse. (Cormac McCarthy's The Road)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #154 on: 16 Feb 2009, 02:23 »

Even superheroes are dicks, some times. (Watchmen)

You would not believe my life (Forrest Gump)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #155 on: 16 Feb 2009, 03:29 »

Universe is terrible place. Oh well. (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #156 on: 16 Feb 2009, 08:39 »

Wedding chapel doubles as funeral home.

Divorced over cold supper and laundry.

Ghosts seeking happiness in underground boxes.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #157 on: 16 Feb 2009, 09:25 »

"Is that all you want?"

"No."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #158 on: 16 Feb 2009, 13:42 »

Old people should just kill themselves. (Boomsday)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #159 on: 16 Feb 2009, 13:50 »

You would not believe mah life (Forrest Gump)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #160 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:10 »

angst angst angst I'm an ass (Catcher in the Rye)

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #161 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:17 »

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #162 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:30 »

Come with me. To the horizon.


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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #163 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:41 »

Pooped in a crate.  Sent it.

Got some poop.  What the fuck?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #164 on: 17 Feb 2009, 02:13 »

Cut a hole in the box
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #165 on: 17 Feb 2009, 09:29 »

Cut a hole in the box
put your junk in said box
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #166 on: 17 Feb 2009, 13:19 »

Killed his dad, fucked his mom.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #167 on: 17 Feb 2009, 13:48 »

And they lived happily ever after
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #168 on: 17 Feb 2009, 13:51 »

Guess I didn't need my spine
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #169 on: 17 Feb 2009, 14:26 »

She epitomised self-destructing elegance, once.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #170 on: 17 Feb 2009, 14:35 »

Nobody needs a cabana boy nowadays.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #171 on: 17 Feb 2009, 16:26 »

Again, he turned to the bottle.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #172 on: 17 Feb 2009, 17:27 »

Dunk alone... Stop judging me, bitches.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #173 on: 17 Feb 2009, 17:49 »

Why are her toenails so long?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #174 on: 17 Feb 2009, 19:31 »

Zombies coming soon.  One bullet left.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #175 on: 17 Feb 2009, 19:33 »

Sometimes, I wish I were Batman
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #176 on: 17 Feb 2009, 19:50 »

For your smile, I would kill.


Life. Tears. Smile. Love. Tears. Death.


naive love, broken hearted, cynical understanding

Monsters only claw at closed windows.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #177 on: 18 Feb 2009, 15:34 »

"Who's that?" "Your mother." "Well, shit."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #178 on: 18 Feb 2009, 16:56 »

Finally a light! Oh, a train.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #179 on: 19 Feb 2009, 11:44 »

Sobering thought: I'm out of bourbon.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #180 on: 19 Feb 2009, 12:04 »

The cat never came back again.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #181 on: 19 Feb 2009, 15:17 »

Why don't you all shut up?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #182 on: 19 Feb 2009, 17:16 »

Everyone died.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #183 on: 19 Feb 2009, 19:32 »

A bird hit the window. "Curse you windex!"

Discount laser eye surgery. How reliable are seeing eye dogs?

A bird? A plane? Superman!

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #184 on: 20 Feb 2009, 03:08 »

Once a Capulet, always a Capulet!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #185 on: 20 Feb 2009, 03:41 »

I was drunk. Her too. Baby.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #186 on: 20 Feb 2009, 05:06 »

Cash or Credit? Jizz in pants.

Corpse was found, both nipples missing.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #187 on: 20 Feb 2009, 13:32 »

This story is six words long


This thread is too much fun
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #188 on: 20 Feb 2009, 18:33 »

The Kenny was too.  Padded postcounts.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #189 on: 20 Feb 2009, 23:53 »

Time for the Death Parades again.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #190 on: 21 Feb 2009, 00:46 »

This was supposed to be the world's shortest horror story:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #191 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:00 »

What about:

Zombies ate my baby's brains?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #192 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:22 »

Praying for eternal love, he died.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #193 on: 21 Feb 2009, 15:06 »

Well, damn, looks like we've boned.

That is how I read your post. It made me giggle.

Can...can I change my contribution? That is all kinds of awesome that my *actual* contribution wasn't.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #194 on: 21 Feb 2009, 15:09 »

I don't see why not!

I am so going to say that if I ever get some. Hopefully they think it is as funny as I do.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #195 on: 21 Feb 2009, 15:42 »

That day, everyone learned to count.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #196 on: 21 Feb 2009, 17:11 »

Arrogant pharaoh's statue was destroyed. HA!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #197 on: 21 Feb 2009, 21:23 »

Now bring me that horizon.

That was only five words. Boo.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (LoTR)

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #198 on: 22 Feb 2009, 08:45 »

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #199 on: 22 Feb 2009, 09:17 »

Arrogant pharaoh's statue was destroyed. HA!

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