Topic: Very very short stories (Read 48961 times)

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #200 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 11:57 »

Loads of shit happens. The end.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #201 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 13:25 »

Quote from: phooey on 22 Feb 2009, 09:17

Quote from: Ozymandias on 21 Feb 2009, 17:11
Arrogant pharaoh's statue was destroyed. HA!
Look on my works, ye mighty.

I see your house from here.

tweetles · « **Reply #202 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 01:14 »

I fucked your mum. ha ha.

wait has that been done yet?

I own your arse bitch boy!

yeah, take it like a man

sorry, really, im a nice person.

no, no, i lied. sorry, bleh.

Gilead · « **Reply #203 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 05:28 »

Everybody ends up dying. The end.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #204 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 09:03 »

We're all the same exact person.

I couldn't give an inch, so...

Suits and ties as crumbling facades.

You've been here all day? Man.

snalin · « **Reply #205 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 09:43 »

Then, suddenly, your mother totally exploded.

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #206 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 09:45 »

Jesus came back. Placed in asylum.

Rolling20s · « **Reply #207 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 12:42 »

Quote from: -Karamazov- on 23 Feb 2009, 09:45

Jesus came back. Placed in asylum.

Win.

pwhodges · « **Reply #208 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 13:22 »

Excellent; you could fit another chapter in, though:

Jesus returns; pronounced mad; abandons humanity.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #209 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 15:41 »

The rules were more like suggestions

Cernunnos · « **Reply #210 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 16:16 »

toothpaste for dinner had a good one today:

"for sale: hemingway book, never read."

Lila · « **Reply #211 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 16:23 »

The bombs began to fall. *Sigh*

I just couldn't stand any more.

I'll leave if you want, dear.

phooey · « **Reply #212 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 19:45 »

Quote from: Jeans on 23 Feb 2009, 15:49

The thread had run its course.

Thread is all archin' its back

Liz · « **Reply #213 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 19:55 »

That's how you know it's time.

Dunnoe · « **Reply #214 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 20:03 »

please do not kill us all

Lildaani · « **Reply #215 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 20:38 »

Don't usually post here. Oh well.

I should have stopped her sooner.

Too late now; no more chances.

World is still. Stars burn on.

A baby cried; a mother died.

Blood stains on their hands, forevermore.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #216 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 22:49 »

"Donde esta mis pantalones?" "No se..."

snalin · « **Reply #217 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 07:02 »

We must break the thread rules!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #218 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 14:43 »

This thread shall never die, Greg!

Nebraskaguy · « **Reply #219 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 21:41 »

Gental caress, intimate embrace... gone forever.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #220 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 21:42 »

I wish I didn't enjoy cutting

phooey · « **Reply #221 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 21:58 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 24 Feb 2009, 14:43

Greg!

I got something to show you!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #222 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 03:58 »

Quote from: Nebraskaguy on 24 Feb 2009, 21:41

Gental caress, intimate embrace... gone forever.

I completely miread that first word

David_Dovey · « **Reply #223 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:19 »

Quote from: phooey on 24 Feb 2009, 21:58

I got something to show you!
*picture*

That is quite obviously 1,006 words.

phooey · « **Reply #224 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:38 »

Yours includes a numerical figure. Touché!

orgasmtechnician · « **Reply #225 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:41 »

He blew out his final candle.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #226 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:41 »

Fuck that wasn't even supposed to be a six word sentence. Heh.

Blyss · « **Reply #227 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 09:16 »

"So very tired, can't go on..."

Ballard · « **Reply #228 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:00 »

Bumped for:

http://www.onesentence.org/

Johnny C · « **Reply #229 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:06 »

I'll write one of these stories!

My story in six words: I

Spluff · « **Reply #230 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:10 »

I wish I had more words

Spluff · « **Reply #231 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:11 »

I mean come the fuck on

Spluff · « **Reply #232 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:11 »

Six is not nearly enough words

[EDIT] triple posting is funny, right guys?

Johnny C · « **Reply #233 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:17 »

"Don't," he told the closing door.

Johnny C · « **Reply #234 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:18 »

Snow carried "Whoops!" down the mountain.

Johnny C · « **Reply #235 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:19 »

Steering was hard. Braking was harder.

pwhodges · « **Reply #236 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:21 »

Haven't we all done this already?

This thread has run its course.

Johnny C · « **Reply #237 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:23 »

I didn't do it the first time! I haven't written fiction in years.

Why do you have to hate, Paul. Why do you have to be a hater.

Spluff · « **Reply #238 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:30 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 08 Mar 2009, 03:21

Haven't we all done this already?

This thread has run its course.

I see what you did there.

Dollface · « **Reply #239 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:38 »

cage did finally close for me.

pwhodges · « **Reply #240 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 04:39 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 03:23

Why do you have to be a hater.

I like yours better than many. A story, even in six words, is not just a statement or description of a situation, but should contain some progression, an indication of change that turns it into a story.

Caspian · « **Reply #241 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 09:16 »

These stains just won't come off!

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #242 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 12:31 »

It ended for me that day.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #243 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 13:31 »

Shit I thought this thread died

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #244 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 15:01 »

Not until everyone's had their say.

Even when their say is dumb.

Sox · « **Reply #245 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 17:01 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 08 Mar 2009, 04:39

A story, even in six words, is not just a statement or description of a situation, but should contain some progression, an indication of change that turns it into a story.

About three people in here did it right.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #246 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 17:29 »

Ringtone audible from the dog's stomach.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #247 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 18:16 »

You rotten hack. Already been done.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #248 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 18:41 »

Didn't read all stories. Stupid me.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #249 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 18:44 »

off topic: I was referring to this. Meant as a joke.

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tweetles

Gilead

Nebraskaguy