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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #200 on: 22 Feb 2009, 11:57 »

Loads of shit happens. The end.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #201 on: 22 Feb 2009, 13:25 »

Arrogant pharaoh's statue was destroyed. HA!
Look on my works, ye mighty.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #202 on: 23 Feb 2009, 01:14 »

I fucked your mum. ha ha.

wait has that been done yet?

I own your arse bitch boy!

yeah, take it like a man

sorry, really, im a nice person.

no, no, i lied. sorry, bleh.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #203 on: 23 Feb 2009, 05:28 »

Everybody ends up dying. The end.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #204 on: 23 Feb 2009, 09:03 »

We're all the same exact person.

I couldn't give an inch, so...

Suits and ties as crumbling facades.

You've been here all day?  Man.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #205 on: 23 Feb 2009, 09:43 »

Then, suddenly, your mother totally exploded.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #206 on: 23 Feb 2009, 09:45 »

Jesus came back.  Placed in asylum.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #207 on: 23 Feb 2009, 12:42 »

Jesus came back.  Placed in asylum.

Win.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #208 on: 23 Feb 2009, 13:22 »

Excellent; you could fit another chapter in, though:

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #209 on: 23 Feb 2009, 15:41 »

The rules were more like suggestions
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #210 on: 23 Feb 2009, 16:16 »

toothpaste for dinner had a good one today:

"for sale: hemingway book, never read."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #211 on: 23 Feb 2009, 16:23 »

The bombs began to fall. *Sigh*



I just couldn't stand any more.



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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #212 on: 23 Feb 2009, 19:45 »

The thread had run its course.

Thread is all archin' its back
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #213 on: 23 Feb 2009, 19:55 »

That's how you know it's time.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #214 on: 23 Feb 2009, 20:03 »

please do not kill us all
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #215 on: 23 Feb 2009, 20:38 »

Don't usually post here. Oh well.


I should have stopped her sooner.


Too late now; no more chances.


World is still. Stars burn on.


A baby cried; a mother died.


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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #216 on: 23 Feb 2009, 22:49 »

"Donde esta mis pantalones?" "No se..."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #217 on: 24 Feb 2009, 07:02 »

We must break the thread rules!

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #218 on: 24 Feb 2009, 14:43 »

This thread shall never die, Greg!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #219 on: 24 Feb 2009, 21:41 »

Gental caress, intimate embrace... gone forever.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #220 on: 24 Feb 2009, 21:42 »

I wish I didn't enjoy cutting
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #221 on: 24 Feb 2009, 21:58 »

Greg!

I got something to show you!

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #222 on: 25 Feb 2009, 03:58 »

Gental caress, intimate embrace... gone forever.

I completely miread that first word
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #223 on: 25 Feb 2009, 04:19 »

I got something to show you!
*picture*

That is quite obviously 1,006 words.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #224 on: 25 Feb 2009, 04:38 »

Yours includes a numerical figure.  Touché!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #225 on: 25 Feb 2009, 04:41 »

He blew out his final candle.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #226 on: 25 Feb 2009, 04:41 »

Fuck that wasn't even supposed to be a six word sentence. Heh.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #227 on: 25 Feb 2009, 09:16 »

"So very tired, can't go on..."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #228 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:00 »

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #229 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:06 »

I'll write one of these stories!

My story in six words: I
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #230 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:10 »

I wish I had more words
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #231 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:11 »

I mean come the fuck on
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #232 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:11 »

Six is not nearly enough words

[EDIT] triple posting is funny, right guys?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #233 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:17 »

"Don't," he told the closing door.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #234 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:18 »

Snow carried "Whoops!" down the mountain.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #235 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:19 »

Steering was hard. Braking was harder.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #236 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:21 »

Haven't we all done this already?




This thread has run its course.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #237 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:23 »

I didn't do it the first time! I haven't written fiction in years.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #238 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:30 »

Haven't we all done this already?




This thread has run its course.

I see what you did there.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #239 on: 08 Mar 2009, 03:38 »

cage did finally close for me.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #240 on: 08 Mar 2009, 04:39 »

Why do you have to be a hater.

I like yours better than many.  A story, even in six words, is not just a statement or description of a situation, but should contain some progression, an indication of change that turns it into a story.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #241 on: 08 Mar 2009, 09:16 »

These stains just won't come off!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #242 on: 08 Mar 2009, 12:31 »

It ended for me that day.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #243 on: 08 Mar 2009, 13:31 »

Shit I thought this thread died
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #244 on: 08 Mar 2009, 15:01 »

Not until everyone's had their say.

Even when their say is dumb.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #245 on: 08 Mar 2009, 17:01 »

A story, even in six words, is not just a statement or description of a situation, but should contain some progression, an indication of change that turns it into a story.

About three people in here did it right.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #246 on: 08 Mar 2009, 17:29 »

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #247 on: 08 Mar 2009, 18:16 »

You rotten hack. Already been done.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #248 on: 08 Mar 2009, 18:41 »

Didn't read all stories. Stupid me.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #249 on: 08 Mar 2009, 18:44 »

off topic: I was referring to this. Meant as a joke.
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