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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #250 on: 08 Mar 2009, 22:16 »

Posting belatedly, but I don't care:

I love her, dead or alive.

Has anyone noticed that many of the stories, especially the ones that succeed as stories, involve death or the end of the world. I think it's because you need something with finality to get away with only using 6 words.

My personal favourite here is an exception to the death but perhaps not to the finality:

Liked it, put ring on it.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #251 on: 09 Mar 2009, 03:18 »

It hurts more if you struggle.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #252 on: 09 Mar 2009, 05:29 »

This thread's mother is fat
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #253 on: 09 Mar 2009, 06:57 »

i met my husband in here.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #254 on: 09 Mar 2009, 07:10 »

My personal favourite here is an exception to the death but perhaps not to the finality:

Liked it, put ring on it.

About Single Ladies, what the fuck
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #255 on: 09 Mar 2009, 10:29 »

off topic: I was referring to this. Meant as a joke.

So you mean someone hasn't done the same story I did? Hooray, I am not a rotten hack!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #256 on: 09 Mar 2009, 15:00 »

Elsewhere, the world continued to turn.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #257 on: 10 Mar 2009, 10:08 »

If you don't lie, I will.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #258 on: 11 Mar 2009, 16:37 »

Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #259 on: 11 Mar 2009, 18:17 »

Intro-Opening Tension-Tension Increase-End
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #260 on: 11 Mar 2009, 18:41 »

I believe we have a winner.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #261 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:00 »

Ass. Bare breasts. Flaming ejaculations. Hallelujah.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #262 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:05 »

HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #263 on: 11 Mar 2009, 21:33 »

I think flaming ejaculations equals gonorrhea?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #264 on: 12 Mar 2009, 00:31 »

Thread started badly; deteriorated. Locked soon?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #265 on: 12 Mar 2009, 00:33 »

Thread started badly; deteriorated. Locked soon?

Dont be silly, show your willy!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #266 on: 12 Mar 2009, 12:19 »

I don't think you're helping here...
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #267 on: 12 Mar 2009, 13:47 »

Like your posts do any good
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #268 on: 12 Mar 2009, 14:08 »

The rocks fell, and everybody died.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #269 on: 12 Mar 2009, 14:26 »

No fat chicks in here, please
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #270 on: 12 Mar 2009, 14:51 »

What's this ancient thing? "The Sandbox"?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #271 on: 12 Mar 2009, 15:28 »

you are just confusing me now.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #272 on: 15 Mar 2009, 09:26 »

'Twas a forum way back when.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #273 on: 15 Mar 2009, 10:22 »

Inlander, dealt their end... Thread Bomb.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #274 on: 15 Mar 2009, 13:09 »

Something smells of blood in there.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #275 on: 15 Mar 2009, 15:07 »

It's just your mother's period, darling.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #276 on: 16 Mar 2009, 02:53 »

Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon in emoticons

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #277 on: 16 Mar 2009, 07:26 »

The reader of Dinosaur Comics:

 :-)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #278 on: 16 Mar 2009, 08:45 »

Kill, kill, kill them all god!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #279 on: 17 Mar 2009, 10:00 »

What's with all the snakes, Sammy?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #280 on: 17 Mar 2009, 10:05 »

Dashboard melted, still had the radio
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #281 on: 17 Mar 2009, 11:16 »

"Sky looks kinda green today, huh?"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #282 on: 17 Mar 2009, 11:32 »

Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon in erections
is what I originally read.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #283 on: 17 Mar 2009, 15:32 »

Here is a story for you:

Chris thinks about my cock lots.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #284 on: 17 Mar 2009, 15:39 »

He has blogs dedicated to it
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #285 on: 17 Mar 2009, 17:23 »

Guy so awesome, dick so small.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #286 on: 18 Mar 2009, 02:40 »

Girl so awesome, tits so saggy


Two people can play this game, baby.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #287 on: 18 Mar 2009, 19:51 »

Girl so awesome, tits so saggy


Two people can play this game, baby.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #288 on: 18 Mar 2009, 20:03 »

What this thread is not:

"The Six Word Post Thread"

edit: "It's The Six Word Post Thread"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #289 on: 19 Mar 2009, 14:35 »

someone came, saw and ruined fun
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #290 on: 19 Mar 2009, 14:43 »

Ultimately, this is all I am.
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