Topic: Very very short stories (Read 48953 times)

actreal · « **Reply #250 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 22:16 »

Posting belatedly, but I don't care:

I love her, dead or alive.

Has anyone noticed that many of the stories, especially the ones that succeed as stories, involve death or the end of the world. I think it's because you need something with finality to get away with only using 6 words.

My personal favourite here is an exception to the death but perhaps not to the finality:

Quote from: Christophe on 15 Feb 2009, 19:50

Liked it, put ring on it.

Dollface · « **Reply #251 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 03:18 »

It hurts more if you struggle.

snalin · « **Reply #252 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 05:29 »

This thread's mother is fat

Dollface · « **Reply #253 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 06:57 »

i met my husband in here.

phooey · « **Reply #254 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 07:10 »

Quote from: actreal on 08 Mar 2009, 22:16

My personal favourite here is an exception to the death but perhaps not to the finality:

Quote from: Christophe on 15 Feb 2009, 19:50
Liked it, put ring on it.

About Single Ladies, what the fuck

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #255 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 10:29 »

Quote from: plumbob78 on 08 Mar 2009, 18:44

off topic: I was referring to this. Meant as a joke.

So you mean someone hasn't done the same story I did? Hooray, I am not a rotten hack!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #256 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 15:00 »

Elsewhere, the world continued to turn.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #257 on:** 10 Mar 2009, 10:08 »

If you don't lie, I will.

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #258 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 16:37 »

Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #259 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 18:17 »

Intro-Opening Tension-Tension Increase-End

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #260 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 18:41 »

I believe we have a winner.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #261 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 19:00 »

Ass. Bare breasts. Flaming ejaculations. Hallelujah.

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #262 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 19:05 »

HA HA HA HA HA HA

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #263 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 21:33 »

I think flaming ejaculations equals gonorrhea?

Inlander · « **Reply #264 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 00:31 »

Thread started badly; deteriorated. Locked soon?

Dollface · « **Reply #265 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 00:33 »

Quote from: Inlander on 12 Mar 2009, 00:31

Thread started badly; deteriorated. Locked soon?

Dont be silly, show your willy!

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #266 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 12:19 »

I don't think you're helping here...

Dollface · « **Reply #267 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 13:47 »

Like your posts do any good

Christophe · « **Reply #268 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 14:08 »

The rocks fell, and everybody died.

Dollface · « **Reply #269 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 14:26 »

No fat chicks in here, please

snalin · « **Reply #270 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 14:51 »

What's this ancient thing? "The Sandbox"?

Dollface · « **Reply #271 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 15:28 »

you are just confusing me now.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #272 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 09:26 »

'Twas a forum way back when.

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #273 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 10:22 »

Inlander, dealt their end... Thread Bomb.

Ceiling Cat · « **Reply #274 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 13:09 »

Something smells of blood in there.

snalin · « **Reply #275 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:07 »

It's just your mother's period, darling.

Patrick · « **Reply #276 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 02:53 »

Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon in emoticons

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #277 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 07:26 »

The reader of Dinosaur Comics:

Dollface · « **Reply #278 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 08:45 »

Kill, kill, kill them all god!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #279 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 10:00 »

What's with all the snakes, Sammy?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #280 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 10:05 »

Dashboard melted, still had the radio

Ceiling Cat · « **Reply #281 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 11:16 »

"Sky looks kinda green today, huh?"

Christophe · « **Reply #282 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 11:32 »

Quote from: Patrick on 16 Mar 2009, 02:53

Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon in erections

is what I originally read.

Patrick · « **Reply #283 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 15:32 »

Here is a story for you:

Chris thinks about my cock lots.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #284 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 15:39 »

He has blogs dedicated to it

Christophe · « **Reply #285 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 17:23 »

Guy so awesome, dick so small.

snalin · « **Reply #286 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 02:40 »

Girl so awesome, tits so saggy

Two people can play this game, baby.

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #287 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 19:51 »

Quote from: snalin on 18 Mar 2009, 02:40

Girl so awesome, tits so saggy

Two people can play this game, ~~baby.~~

fixed

squawk · « **Reply #288 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 20:03 »

What this thread is not:

"The Six Word Post Thread"

edit: "It's The Six Word Post Thread"

snalin · « **Reply #289 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 14:35 »

someone came, saw and ruined fun

Thiefree · « **Reply #290 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 14:43 »

Ultimately, this is all I am.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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