[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"
you do lurk below the surface of the forum, emerging occasionally to pluck a young man from our ranks before plunging back into the murky depths from whence you came
You are pretty totally creepshow, yelley
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.
I am a cowboy / on a steel horse I rideI am wanted / Dead or alive
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.
Cross-dressing national monuments are always exciting.
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
The bottom line is, if anyone is going to start playing pranks by stuffing large quantities of food in their mouths, be wary.
But the word limit is what makes all these stories, y'know, six word stories?
We waited. The sunrise never came.(Shit this one is actually a lot like a bunch of other people's sunset/sunrise stories. I did not notice that before I posted.)
Quote from: Caleb on 13 Feb 2009, 08:52We waited. The sunrise never came.(Shit this one is actually a lot like a bunch of other people's sunset/sunrise stories. I did not notice that before I posted.)i think that the sun is just so universally applicable when it comes to the human condition that everyone is goddamn lazyalso there's no such thing as originality so you know what just go buck wild
Well, damn, looks like we've boned.
Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.
Blog thread should be six words.(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)
Quote from: pen on 13 Feb 2009, 09:55Blog thread should be six words.(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)Do you mean like:Bad morning, day, soon sex (yes!).
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK
Dear God, I hope it's smooth.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
You just came back to shit in my heart, didn't you Ryan?
A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo!