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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #50 on: 12 Feb 2009, 21:05 »

Then she told me "get checked"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #51 on: 12 Feb 2009, 21:33 »

tears in my eyes, i left
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #52 on: 12 Feb 2009, 21:44 »

Tripped, fumbled, molten copper meets genital

Edit for shitting up the rules
« Last Edit: 12 Feb 2009, 21:51 by phooey »
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #53 on: 12 Feb 2009, 22:17 »

 Where the fuck did it go?

 EDIT: Miscounted my letters, so I changed it.
« Last Edit: 13 Feb 2009, 14:14 by Cartilage Head »
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #54 on: 12 Feb 2009, 23:19 »

I  kept asking  you to
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #55 on: 12 Feb 2009, 23:25 »

he's gone. he took the mattress.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #56 on: 12 Feb 2009, 23:45 »

Whelmed, gruntled and altogether alright.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #57 on: 12 Feb 2009, 23:48 »

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #58 on: 13 Feb 2009, 00:28 »

I f   I lie d to you,
          w ould you s tay ?


                                                                                                             





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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #59 on: 13 Feb 2009, 00:48 »

he had never been alone before.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #60 on: 13 Feb 2009, 00:56 »

Head down, eyes shut.  It's time.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #61 on: 13 Feb 2009, 01:35 »

burn it down, burn it clean.

or

Lightning struck, his wife wept.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #62 on: 13 Feb 2009, 03:25 »

This story has no plot whatsoever
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #63 on: 13 Feb 2009, 04:32 »

The puppies found a red ball.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #64 on: 13 Feb 2009, 04:57 »

Turns out I was right. Damn.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #65 on: 13 Feb 2009, 05:11 »

Fuck... Fuck! Fuck, those fucking fuckers.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #66 on: 13 Feb 2009, 05:37 »

I looked up. We had arrived.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #67 on: 13 Feb 2009, 05:40 »

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #68 on: 13 Feb 2009, 05:41 »

we watched the sun burn out
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #69 on: 13 Feb 2009, 06:58 »

I'll leave, my hands are bloodied.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #70 on: 13 Feb 2009, 07:08 »

he placed the ring on her finger

(fuck you word limit)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #71 on: 13 Feb 2009, 07:19 »

But the word limit is what makes all these stories, y'know, six word stories?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #72 on: 13 Feb 2009, 07:25 »

But the word limit is what makes all these stories, y'know, six word stories?

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #73 on: 13 Feb 2009, 07:48 »

This body, mine. Steel, not flesh.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #74 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:09 »

This sentence has only six words.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #75 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:12 »

God arched an aged eyebrow.

"Oops."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #76 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:41 »

I killled him, and everyone else
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #77 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:44 »

she kissed him and said goodbye
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #78 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:52 »

We waited.  The sunrise never came.

(Shit this one is actually a lot like a bunch of other people's sunset/sunrise stories.  I did not notice that before I posted.)
« Last Edit: 13 Feb 2009, 09:00 by Caleb »
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #79 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:53 »

Well, damn, looks like we're boned.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #80 on: 13 Feb 2009, 08:55 »

The pterosaurs stopped moving.  Thank God.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #81 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:05 »

We waited.  The sunrise never came.

(Shit this one is actually a lot like a bunch of other people's sunset/sunrise stories.  I did not notice that before I posted.)

i think that the sun is just so universally applicable when it comes to the human condition that everyone is goddamn lazy

also there's no such thing as originality so you know what just go buck wild
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #82 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:22 »

We waited.  The sunrise never came.

(Shit this one is actually a lot like a bunch of other people's sunset/sunrise stories.  I did not notice that before I posted.)

i think that the sun is just so universally applicable when it comes to the human condition that everyone is goddamn lazy

also there's no such thing as originality so you know what just go buck wild

Lacking ingenuity, we went buck wild.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #83 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:55 »

Blog thread should be six words.

(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #84 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:58 »

Well, damn, looks like we've boned.

That is how I read your post. It made me giggle.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #85 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:59 »

please take it outta my ass
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #86 on: 13 Feb 2009, 10:38 »

the doctors shook their heads "no"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #87 on: 13 Feb 2009, 11:34 »

Blog thread should be six words.

(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)

Do you mean like:

Bad morning, day, soon sex (yes!).
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #88 on: 13 Feb 2009, 11:35 »

Blog thread should be six words.

(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)

Do you mean like:

Bad morning, day, soon sex (yes!).

woke, ate, boozed, fainted, rinse, repeat
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #89 on: 13 Feb 2009, 11:42 »

And then there was only a mattress left

(shush it's 6 words I swear)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #90 on: 13 Feb 2009, 11:44 »

haha i like the six word blog idea:



woke, smoked, joked, toked, stoked, broke.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #91 on: 13 Feb 2009, 11:49 »

All I could muster, a single tear.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #92 on: 13 Feb 2009, 12:05 »

Met God once.  He seemed busy.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #93 on: 13 Feb 2009, 14:18 »

Blog thread should be six words.

(seriously, I'd probably read a lot more of it if it were)

Do you mean like:

Bad morning, day, soon sex (yes!).

That's exactly what I mean. 
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #94 on: 13 Feb 2009, 14:27 »

A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #95 on: 13 Feb 2009, 17:42 »

What cometh be undone again still.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #96 on: 13 Feb 2009, 17:47 »

I like this thread very much
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #97 on: 13 Feb 2009, 18:08 »

So grandpa was Hitler all along.

The future sucks so bad.  Dystopia.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #98 on: 13 Feb 2009, 18:51 »

A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo!

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #99 on: 13 Feb 2009, 18:55 »

She didn't like Mission of Burma.
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