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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #100 on: 13 Feb 2009, 19:00 »

I hate that girl so much.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #101 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:04 »

She didn't like Mission of Burma.
She's not not not your academy.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #102 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:12 »

Christophe owns this thread, you guys.

Rivers edge, she kept on walking.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #103 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:39 »

Didn't know I was that good.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #104 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:46 »

I think that works both ways...
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #105 on: 13 Feb 2009, 22:07 »

"Hey, what's this button do?" "NOOOOOO!"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #106 on: 14 Feb 2009, 00:44 »

"It's the children I feel for."

Well, I guess I'm alone now.

"I swear, I will find her!"

My life flashed before my eyes.

"We wont forget him you know."

Can't breath...vision fadeing.... goodbye everyone

No pulse, I'm sorry he's gone


well that was a tad morbid

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #107 on: 14 Feb 2009, 01:07 »

"Don't turn this rape into murder."

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #108 on: 14 Feb 2009, 01:19 »

6 word horrible memes.


"And I Jizzed in my pants."

"So I heard you liek Mudkips."

"HAHAH Disregard that, I suck cocks."



And now, for something completely different. (Hey, that was one too)

"See Spot run. Run, Spot, run."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #109 on: 14 Feb 2009, 01:36 »

smart people win against communists, tripe (Atlas shrugged)

fainting, wet shirt, bodices, love forever (Sense and Sensibility)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #110 on: 14 Feb 2009, 01:49 »

I'm tempted to always post thus.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #111 on: 14 Feb 2009, 01:56 »

Destruction by consequences of Promethean gift.

Guess which book.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #112 on: 14 Feb 2009, 03:36 »

The nerd's a wizard. Shit happens.

(Pretty obvious one, really).
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #113 on: 14 Feb 2009, 04:18 »

Superheros? Nahhh, losers. Oh, real one?
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #114 on: 14 Feb 2009, 04:19 »

why this gotta be a thing?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #115 on: 14 Feb 2009, 04:54 »

kids die, blood, stupid guy wins  (Battle Royale)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #116 on: 14 Feb 2009, 05:42 »

"Pants so tight they caused riots"

                             "There are no easy ways out."
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #117 on: 14 Feb 2009, 06:13 »

No longer shall I shag midgets.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #118 on: 14 Feb 2009, 07:07 »

Oh fuck, I'm on fire. Fuck.

Our Band Could Be Your Life (guess which book! :-D)

Killed a guy, don't know why. (The Stranger)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #119 on: 14 Feb 2009, 12:05 »

Roland's Horn sung out: Dark Tower
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #120 on: 14 Feb 2009, 12:32 »

I procrastinate but everyone still dies.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #121 on: 14 Feb 2009, 14:59 »

poke the egg, and you're fucked.

nobody's listening, why don't you quit?

the writer stopped writing and lived
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #122 on: 14 Feb 2009, 15:19 »

Am I depressed, or just hungry?

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #123 on: 14 Feb 2009, 15:23 »

eaten by vagrants, their rapturous delight.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #124 on: 14 Feb 2009, 15:24 »

She cheated. I sold her stuff.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #125 on: 14 Feb 2009, 17:17 »

Am I depressed, or just hungry?

I ask myself this fairly frequently.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #126 on: 14 Feb 2009, 17:23 »

Red wine, potato chips, my life?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #127 on: 14 Feb 2009, 17:27 »

The ship sinks at the end.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #128 on: 14 Feb 2009, 17:46 »

darkness closed in: rape was imminent.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #129 on: 14 Feb 2009, 19:21 »

Two eggs, over easy. what the....?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #130 on: 14 Feb 2009, 19:23 »

They danced then; both were overjoyed.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #131 on: 14 Feb 2009, 19:35 »

Tears of joy she cried, alone.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #132 on: 14 Feb 2009, 20:17 »

I really think the power in the original is that it evoked something so specific and so powerful with so little.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #133 on: 14 Feb 2009, 21:29 »

You have a point, Slick. But this is too much fun to stop now! So:

He fired his gun. Why me?

She left this world, still smiling.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #134 on: 14 Feb 2009, 21:30 »

Just observing, he said, again misunderstood.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #135 on: 14 Feb 2009, 23:02 »

the writer stopped writing and lived

Too close to the bone, dammit. Too close to the bone.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #136 on: 14 Feb 2009, 23:14 »

I want immortality, everything is fleeting.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #137 on: 14 Feb 2009, 23:15 »

hee thanks inlander!

The rapper sat down and wrote

Fish dream of an ocean planet

Dog sleeps, eats; dreams of more

The Sun weeps as Earth laughs

The world ends without a bang

Boy bands finally fucking grow up

I see the darkness and smile

snake coils around arm, finally content
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #138 on: 14 Feb 2009, 23:41 »

Hollywood: shithole, filled with shitty people. (The Day of The Locust)

Mississippi river trip begets emotional maturation. (Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #139 on: 14 Feb 2009, 23:45 »

Goddam people are goddam phonies. Goddam. (Catcher in the Rye)

It's all about the fucking leads. (Glengarry Glen Ross)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #140 on: 15 Feb 2009, 00:08 »

I probably should have kissed her.

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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #141 on: 15 Feb 2009, 00:09 »

Oh wait this isn't the blog thread
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #142 on: 15 Feb 2009, 00:13 »

I procrastinate but everyone still dies.

shinji from neon genesis evangelion!!!!!
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #143 on: 15 Feb 2009, 00:27 »

this is shinji in six words, in chronological order

love. hate. sex. confusion. insanity. nirvana?
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #144 on: 15 Feb 2009, 00:31 »

"I mustn't run away. I mustn't!"
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #145 on: 15 Feb 2009, 02:26 »

Me man.  Me mighty big man. (Frank Miller's entire oeuvre)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #146 on: 15 Feb 2009, 02:48 »

Blue dress, red dress, biiiiiig cleavage! (Wheel of time, book 6-10)
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #147 on: 15 Feb 2009, 05:37 »

We fucked, wasn't great, still friends.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #148 on: 15 Feb 2009, 06:16 »

"It's Complicated".  Spent day with friends.
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Re: Very very short stories
« Reply #149 on: 15 Feb 2009, 15:43 »

She waltzed on her counter, disaster.

The envelope dropped, before her body.

Denial always creates destructive societal tendencies.

At Bishop's gate, he unwillingly pinned her.

You have grease on your thighs.

She just got lonely, that's all.

He was the straw that broke.

Weeping, she ignored the body above.

The pencil touched the paper, writing.

Man, everything I want to write.

Is always just one word more.
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