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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #50 on: 18 Feb 2009, 09:01 »
Howdy, Jeph!  Good to have you back.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #51 on: 18 Feb 2009, 09:43 »
Dude's just fuckin' around, he's already like "why the fuck did I post, fuck these guys, I'mma go rub my money on my junk s'more."

Dude's a fuckin' sellout, exporting his business to TopatoCo.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #52 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:13 »

Dude's hung.


(hey jeph)

(I never knew you but I think I could of loved you if we tried)


(man stereolab is really sweet)
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #53 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:18 »
His penis looks like a tulip with a fat stem.

I don't know how I feel about this.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #54 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:24 »
Erected bat penis.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #55 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:25 »
Bat penis is not a thing I want in my day.

Hi Jeph. How's your day with bat penis?
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #56 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:36 »
Dudes I am in the computer lab on campus.  Can we get NSFW warnings before bat penis puhlease?

(The bat looks like it's attempting autofellatio.)
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #57 on: 18 Feb 2009, 10:55 »
HEY JEPH HAVE SOME ANIMAL DICK FOR YOUR THREAD

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #58 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:04 »
I gott say, I had suspected (dare I say hoped?) something like this would happen when I made that post, but that bat bozack pretty much exceeded any expectations I had going in.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #59 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:14 »
hi jeph. i have a sketch you did at APE on my fridge next to all the drawings of sailor moon my 5 year old sister sent to me. hers are better.


p.s. i like how i am one of the only things on tommy's list that hasn't changed.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #60 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:18 »
You're perfect as you are yelley, why must you change? Oh yeah,

Jeph, we never did sit down and have that heart to heart together now did we?
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #61 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:31 »
oh man my first thread in forever and it has turned into nothing but bat dicks

i love you guys
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #62 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:37 »
COMIC 1343: SPONTANEOUS BAT DICK INTERLUDE
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #63 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:42 »
All I got when I typed bat dicks into GIS were a bunch of pictures of girls using baseball bats in a most disturbing way.
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Quote from: Alex C on 18 Mar 2009, 15:04
Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #64 on: 18 Feb 2009, 11:56 »
Considering the current story arc it might actually be canonical.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #65 on: 18 Feb 2009, 12:44 »
I'm new. Sometimes I post things. Most of the time they're not bat dicks.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #66 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:21 »
Missed all the fucking fun didn't I.

Missed all the bat dicks.

Where are MY bat dicks?

I never got given no bat dicks ever.
« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2009, 18:23 by Hairy Joe Bob »
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #67 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:28 »
Pete, I have something for you.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #68 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:30 »
I love you now. Forever.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #69 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:31 »
<3
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #70 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:32 »
Man, these bats have rather large balls.

Also I'm also new and I don't post bat dicks.

Yet.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #71 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:55 »
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Man, these bats have rather large balls.

My wife just expressed relief that she's not a bat. Testicular blunt-force trauma is no fun for anyone.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #72 on: 18 Feb 2009, 18:57 »
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Pete, I have something for you.

why are all of these bats trying to give themselves oral sex

and if you give that to someone what does that even mean
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #73 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:00 »
True fact - Bats are the only species that routinely give themselves oral sex. At first it was thought it might be for hygiene reasons, but it was soon discovered that that was not the case. Bats are just horny little buggers.
« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2009, 19:06 by ledhendrix »
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #74 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:05 »
Jeph=/ dead

got it
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #75 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:11 »
Is is just me or are those bats circumcised. :|
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #76 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:37 »
I think maybe I can start a business selling bat pants, or bat boxers.  Thanks thread!
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #77 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:38 »
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Is is just me or are those bats circumcised. :|

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #78 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:39 »
I, personally, would not go flying about with my junk hanging out.
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #79 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:39 »
this thread has now reached an unheard of 98.6 on the Fuckinweirdometer.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #80 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:40 »
Wait no I totally would. I think it'd probably feel pretty great to coast through the skies naked.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #81 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:41 »
Till you hit a big bug.  With your junk.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #82 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:42 »
Bat dicks are way better than whale dicks.

Remember whale dicks guys?
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #83 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:45 »
I heard they are called your mum.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #84 on: 18 Feb 2009, 19:55 »
Oh for...

Not mum jokes.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #85 on: 18 Feb 2009, 20:02 »
After the bat dicks, it's all relative.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #86 on: 18 Feb 2009, 20:03 »
Google "whale penis." It's a church dedicated to being the first hit on google for anyone who searches for "whale penis." Do not ask me why I know this.
Granted, I did not know they were called Dorks.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #87 on: 18 Feb 2009, 21:22 »
I just got bumped from 4th oldest active poster to 5th.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #88 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:06 »
Nothing happened here. Move along.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #89 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:08 »
You started this, you can't back out now
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #90 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:09 »
Bat dicks are a lifetime commitment
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #91 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:10 »
no really, I think you have had enough penises in this thread. Perhaps next should be vaginas or wombats. Or maybe some of Jeph's tits.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #92 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:17 »
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You started this, you can't back out now

I clearly just did.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #93 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:17 »
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« Reply #94 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:19 »
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #95 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:20 »
Jeph, can I make this my AV?
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #97 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:35 »
Remember, folks, penises make Guido nervous.
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #98 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:40 »
well, only if they're waving around in front of my face.  :laugh:
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Re: It's pretty neat to come back
« Reply #99 on: 18 Feb 2009, 22:43 »
Happens often, does it?
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