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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1050 on: 11 Feb 2010, 14:24 »

Insanity gives Husks Armor. The bastards.
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« Reply #1051 on: 11 Feb 2010, 16:34 »

I just shoot husks like mad with the submachine gun. If I get surrounded, Tech Armor deals with it easily.
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« Reply #1052 on: 11 Feb 2010, 17:52 »

Vindicator worked spectacular against husks on Veteran.  Hell, it worked great against virtually all enemies.  On the off-chance husks got too close, I used the SMG.

Fun tip:  go after abominations first, since they tend to explode in a fabulous explosion of pain when they're killed by headshots damaging and likely killing all husks close to them.  It's possible to take out a full horde of husks with a few well aimed bursts and no usage of powers.
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« Reply #1053 on: 11 Feb 2010, 17:53 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1054 on: 11 Feb 2010, 18:33 »

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« Reply #1055 on: 11 Feb 2010, 20:24 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1056 on: 11 Feb 2010, 21:05 »

That might just be the creepiest thing I've seen in a while.

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1057 on: 11 Feb 2010, 21:55 »

I've seen some of the body-mapping stuff in the SA thread, but never Grunt's. Jesus Christ.
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« Reply #1058 on: 11 Feb 2010, 22:03 »

There's a Tali on Tali video by the same person in there. Had to happen eventually, I guess *shudder*
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1059 on: 11 Feb 2010, 22:19 »

If we could airdrop that video into the bioboards I wonder if we'd get out in time before the tides of semen submerge the city like the ocean over mythical Atlantis.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1060 on: 12 Feb 2010, 19:54 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1061 on: 25 Feb 2010, 17:37 »

The Hammerhead DLC has a formal title and release window: it's called the Firewalker Pack, and it's coming in late March. It contains 5 new missions, presumably all centered around the new vehicle. There's a screenshot of an ice planet that looks pretty badass.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1062 on: 26 Feb 2010, 09:35 »

Man, Kotaku's title to their article on this DLC is so good:

Firewalker with ME2
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« Reply #1063 on: 26 Feb 2010, 15:08 »

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« Reply #1064 on: 26 Feb 2010, 15:19 »

I'm also betting it'd be sticky to the touch were it tangible.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1065 on: 26 Feb 2010, 15:25 »

Holy shit the tali thread is huge
Do you realize how much griping there was that you couldn't fuck Tali in ME1?
I mean seriously, there is a "Team Tali" ala Team Edward / Team Jacob
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1066 on: 26 Feb 2010, 15:30 »

oh sweet, I didn't realize that the new stuff coming out was gonna be free!

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1067 on: 28 Feb 2010, 21:05 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1068 on: 01 Mar 2010, 10:15 »


Do you realize how much griping there was that you couldn't fuck Tali in ME1?
Hmm to be honest I did want my Shepard to hook up with Tali in ME1, but mainly because the two love interested didnt have me interested.  Liara was a ditz, and Ash was being a bitch.  Tali was a little more down to earth (get it?  :wink: ) and came off as the "sweet girl new to the galaxy on her pilgrimage" and got along fine with everyone and was knowledgeable.  To be perfectly honest, if Miranda was in the first one I would have pursued her.  Liara and Ash were terrible paramour choices IMHO (and Ash reminded me of one of my exGF).
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1069 on: 01 Mar 2010, 21:14 »

This is exactly why I liked Tali more than any other character in ME1 and why I'm really happy with the romance options in ME2.

Saying that though, ever since I failed the loyalty mission for her on my first playthrough I stopped using her and have moved on with Legion. Who isn't a huge bitch towards me.
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« Reply #1070 on: 01 Mar 2010, 21:26 »

This is exactly why I liked Tali more than any other character in ME1 and why I'm really happy with the romance options in ME2.

Saying that though, ever since I failed the loyalty mission for her on my first playthrough I stopped using her and have moved on with Legion. Who isn't a huge bitch towards me.

haha, did you bring legion with you to the migrant fleet? he adds some dialog.  :mrgreen:  I'd like to know how you failed but this isnt the spoiler thread. ;)
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1071 on: 02 Mar 2010, 12:42 »

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« Reply #1072 on: 09 Mar 2010, 00:40 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1073 on: 09 Mar 2010, 01:15 »

well that looks pretty sweet.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1074 on: 09 Mar 2010, 12:06 »

New Heavy Weapon
"New FREE ME2 DLC Arc Projector Weapon. Electrify your targets and arc to more."

Here's a picture of the Arc Projector


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« Reply #1075 on: 09 Mar 2010, 12:47 »

So it's force lightning fired from a huge shotgun-claw device...

I think that may be my favourite sentence ever.
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« Reply #1076 on: 09 Mar 2010, 22:30 »

It rips apart YMIR mechs like a motherfucker on Insanity, too.

(Also, so far I've tried Insanity with Soldier, Vanguard and Adept and Adept is having the easiest time of it.  Warp detonations are awesome.)
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« Reply #1077 on: 09 Mar 2010, 22:38 »

I'm almost finished insanity with soldier
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« Reply #1078 on: 10 Mar 2010, 01:16 »

I'm almost finished with starting Mass Effect 2
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« Reply #1079 on: 10 Mar 2010, 02:28 »

How's that working out for you?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1080 on: 10 Mar 2010, 03:16 »

I think it is fair to say that if I do not play at least four hours of Mass Effect 2 daily I will lose control of my bowels and go into epileptic shock.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1081 on: 11 Mar 2010, 14:09 »

Kasumi DLC confirmed, due out April 6th. No details on cost yet.
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« Reply #1082 on: 11 Mar 2010, 19:52 »

Looking forward to it.
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« Reply #1083 on: 11 Mar 2010, 21:51 »

Apparently her section of the ship includes a bar, and her loyalty mission somehow involves Michelangelo's David.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1084 on: 11 Mar 2010, 23:55 »

I hope she isn't a one way conversation person. Like Zaeed
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« Reply #1085 on: 12 Mar 2010, 06:30 »

Or Taking Back Sunday.

But seriously, Zaeed was balls. I got his ass killed and didn't feel bad for a second. Until, that is, I realized that I missed out on an achievement because that scarred-up twat got himself killed.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1086 on: 12 Mar 2010, 08:16 »

Just for the hell of it I started taking Zaeed with me on most missions during my renegade playthrough. Ship conversations or no, he has a tendency to totally rule.

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« Reply #1087 on: 12 Mar 2010, 08:19 »

Zaeed was a pretty big badass in my opinion. Overall I was pretty okay with taking Bullet Tooth Tony with me everywhere I went.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1088 on: 12 Mar 2010, 16:08 »

Kasumi screeeennnsss 1 2 3
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« Reply #1089 on: 12 Mar 2010, 18:03 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1090 on: 12 Mar 2010, 18:23 »

Oh good, Kasumi links! I've been busy all day and wanted to check out what Kasumi looked like but GIS just comes up with the damn Dead or Alive character and I didn't feel like trawling the gamer sites in what little time I've had..
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1091 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:30 »

She looks very, very quarian. Not sure what to feel about that... it suggests some laziness in designing the character in that they could just be using existing assets to craft her, which makes me worry there'll be further laziness on the part of her mission and dialogue.

We'll see, I guess. I'd be lying if I said I'd felt let down by Bioware DLC before, even Ostogar for DA:O was pretty fun even if it only lasted all of five minutes.
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« Reply #1092 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:36 »

That was my first thought as well, but you'll notice that all women of the future seem to have two body types - rail thin and skeletal. The main thing that I think makes Kasumi Quarian-esque is her posture, always kind of leaning back a bit.
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« Reply #1093 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:36 »

Also the hood.
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« Reply #1094 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:40 »

and the nerds obsessing over her
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1095 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:42 »

Also the hood.
I was thinking of a lady Garrett, actually. Too bad so few people played Thief.

and the nerds obsessing over her
That doesn't make her Tali, that makes her a female game character.
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« Reply #1096 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:49 »

I think Tali's fanbase is bigger than pretty much any other Mass Effect character, so for the sake of the joke I'm ok with generalizing things.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1097 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:52 »

Dunno man Wrex's is pretty huge
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« Reply #1098 on: 12 Mar 2010, 20:55 »

No he's right, Tali gives the Bioboards an unprecedented collective hard-on. Juhani from KOTOR1 was the same way (and a pretty similar sort of character) The appeal of Female characters tends to correlate with how girlish they are and how much they need the PC. Thus Tali wins by a country mile. Jack and Miranda are far too assertive.
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« Reply #1099 on: 12 Mar 2010, 21:05 »

Personally I don't get it. The Quarians as a species are neat, but Tali bores me. Even at her most interesting she can't muster more than a "meh" out of me.

Then again, I almost exclusively used Garrus and Wrex in ME1, so that may have something to do with it. When Archangel took his helmet off and was revealed to be Garrus I fistpumped in the air triumphantly, and when Wrex showed up on Tuchanka I used every single option under "investigate" just so I could hear his delightful dulcet tones again. Here's hoping he's playable again in ME3.
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